Ok, what if instead of using a rabbit head I were to use a rabbit hide that I bought at a hobby lobby when I was a little kid to make it look like a dead bunny? Would that be better?
I think you should murder her parents, chop up their bodies with a hacksaw, make chili with the chopped up ‘meat’, feed it to her, and then tell her what the ‘special ingredient’ is that makes the chili so yummy. After that is done and she is sobbing in despair, you can lap up her tears of distress and unfathomable sadness while mocking her for being a crybaby.
IMO, that should get you just about even with her for the silly string incident.
[quote]tveddy wrote:
Ok, what if instead of using a rabbit head I were to use a rabbit hide that I bought at a hobby lobby when I was a little kid to make it look like a dead bunny? Would that be better?[/quote]
Dude, you need to let go of this rabbit idea. Its no good.
Silly string? I think the solution is fairly obvious. You have to kill her and her students. Let the faculty know you’re no one to trifle with.
[quote]Steve4192 wrote:
I think you should murder her parents, chop up their bodies with a hacksaw, make chili with the chopped up ‘meat’, feed it to her, and then tell her what the ‘special ingredient’ is that makes the chili so yummy. After that is done and she is sobbing in despair, you can lap up her tears of distress and unfathomable sadness while mocking her for being a crybaby.
IMO, that should get you just about even with her for the silly string incident.[/quote]
top 5 southpark episode.
Also, another option-. If you know the kids that shot the silly string, give them all detention. IF they say that the teacher said it was ok, remind them that it was your classroom, not hers.
Its what my teachers would have done.
[quote]tveddy wrote:
Ok, what if instead of using a rabbit head I were to use a rabbit hide that I bought at a hobby lobby when I was a little kid to make it look like a dead bunny? Would that be better?[/quote]
Yeah, I think that would be ok. It still completes the joke just without being so graphic/disturbing.
[quote]tveddy wrote:
Ok, what if instead of using a rabbit head I were to use a rabbit hide that I bought at a hobby lobby when I was a little kid to make it look like a dead bunny? Would that be better?[/quote]
You need to think outside the bunny.
The car prank is much more appropriate. The post-it note are good so just do something harmless (but annoying) to her property such as her car. Fill it with ping-pong balls. Or use that washable spray paint and paint flames on her hood and fenders. Magnetic flowers stuck all over her car is good too.
I’ve hunted and killed my share of varmints but I don’t see the point of the rabbit head. One-upping her is called for. Dead bunny heads seems inappropriate.
I’d punch a hole in the bottom of a Pepsi can, run string through the hole and out through the sip hole and tie both ends underneath her car front to back so it barely drags on the street. Then stick a big “punching” balloon on the tailpipe.
The car starts up, balloon fills quiclky with exhaust, pops with a huge bang, then when he she drives away, the can will rattle for MILES!
This is cheap and easy and drives the person CRAZY.
Then you can REALLY get even by checking out her “damaged” car for her and charging her $500.00 for installing new muffler bearings.
I think the dead bunny is over the top.
A prank I pulled on a co-worker, was to sign him up for spam emails. I filled out some surveys online and had all kinds of people calling him about loans, refinancing his house which was actually our work building, going back to school, I had samples of valtrex, similac, and all kinds of crap mailed to him at work. I created labels and went into a book store and ripped the subsciption application out of a bunch of magazines, he was getting all kinds of Big Booty magazines delivered at work.
Oh yea, I photoshopped his face over a ballerina and placed the picture everywhere in the building. I mean I placed that picture everywhere.
Please note, all of this can be considered harassment.
Cameron Poe from Con-Air (Nicolas Cage)
“Put… the bunny… back… in the… box.”
“Now why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box?”
Anyone remember these lines?
It’s a very bad idea that some might see as a threat. I wouldn’t do it.
Spray her classroom with fart spray.
[quote]tom63 wrote:
It’s a very bad idea that some might see as a threat. I wouldn’t do it.[/quote]
That’s something I didn’t consider. Good point. I retract my previous post. Don’t do it, even with the Bunny hide.
I’m all for pulling “The Tony Danza” if you can…
kill all who are close to her! burn that bitches life to the ground
n3wb
[quote]Scott aka Rice wrote:
Silly string? I think the solution is fairly obvious. You have to kill her and her students. Let the faculty know you’re no one to trifle with.[/quote]
LOL, sincerely.
[quote]Steve4192 wrote:
I think you should murder her parents, chop up their bodies with a hacksaw, make chili with the chopped up ‘meat’, feed it to her, and then tell her what the ‘special ingredient’ is that makes the chili so yummy. After that is done and she is sobbing in despair, you can lap up her tears of distress and unfathomable sadness while mocking her for being a crybaby.
IMO, that should get you just about even with her for the silly string incident.[/quote]
Goddamnit you beat me to it…
Have your class go into her classroom and spray shaving cream all over. Then, after all of the cans are empty, have the most innocent looking girl in your class say “Losers using silly string on halloween. Cool kids use shaving cream.”
…just make sure no one is playing with bunsen burners at the time.
Is this real? How can you be a teacher if this prank pisses you off so much?
And what kind of logic did you use to suggest that her use of silly string hurt our soldiers and Marines? How many cans have you sent? Forgive me if you were just trying to make her feel bad.
Edit: Sorry, I misread everything for some reason. Anyway, If you’re planning on resigning soon, I’d just play it safe and not piss off HR or burn any bridges. More hassle than it’s worth.