[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I’ll hate all day on this type of body…
Is he a MAN? What is the body of a MAN meant for? Could this type of body really perform manly functions? What if he had to push a car? Save his wife by pulling her up a cliff? could he pick up a large stone and drop it on an animal to create dinner?
A mans body is utilitarian, this physique is far from that. Further more, if you compared him to what a successful hunter/gatherer caveman looked like, he’d look like a skeleton in comparison.
That body is capable of nothing useful.[/quote]
That MAN is a successful ACTOR, fronts a successful band, and probably shits harder than you work, bud.
What have you done with your life?[/quote]
I’ve answered this question before in a very blunt and honest way, with much pride. I’d do it here, but I’d rather leave you guessing. I don’t want to hijack Leto’s thunder, this is after all his(and all the skinny dudes like him) thread, not mine 
And to return the favor, I could deflect and ask you what you’ve done with your life, but I’ll give you a break.
run along now…[/quote]
Hmmmmm… you’re talking, but you’re not really saying anything, Spazzy McSpazzypants.
Anonym’s response basically covers what I meant:
LOL
Leto has lower bodyfat than those hunter/gatherer cavemen types you are romanticizing, but you are kidding yourself if you truly believe they were all just a buncha Schwarzeneggers.
The people in the above picture are aboriginal Aussies. You can Google African tribes men to check out their massive physiques, too, if you want.
A man’s body needs to have ‘utility’, yes, but this comes in a distant second to the ability for a man to use his brain to accomplish tasks. These hunter/gatherer types MAY have had to rely on brawn more than brains (though I wonder how many of their cave-wives have fallen over cliffs in the past), but I would imagine that was due more to a lack of options for the latter than it was a case of the former being the universally better option.
Leto doesn’t need to do any of that ridiculous shit you listed, so quit hatin’ on his “supposed” (since I doubt you’ve ever seen him try to push a car) inability to do those things. He makes MILLIONS of dollars by relying on his TALENTS more than his imaginary ability to ward off saber-toothed tigers. The fact that you would actually ‘hate all day’ on his body makes me think u jus jelly that he scores more bitches after a single show than you would in an entire year of running around strip clubs with hundred dollar bills hanging out of your fly.
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LOL! Damn dude, now you’re lashing out calling me names huh? And I’m the one who needs to settle down? Looks like I found the spot where it says “push here”, your buttons are pressed. Just to let you and the others know I was baked as shit when I wrote that so trust me I was pretty chilled out, lol. [/quote]
You were “baked as shit” Spaz?
I bet Jared Leto doesn’t consume the devil’s weed.
