Do you have a thing for that dude on the right? You keep posting pictures of him.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I’ll hate all day on this type of body…
Is he a MAN? What is the body of a MAN meant for? Could this type of body really perform manly functions? What if he had to push a car? Save his wife by pulling her up a cliff? could he pick up a large stone and drop it on an animal to create dinner?
A mans body is utilitarian, this physique is far from that. Further more, if you compared him to what a successful hunter/gatherer caveman looked like, he’d look like a skeleton in comparison.
That body is capable of nothing useful.[/quote]
LOL
Leto has lower bodyfat than those hunter/gatherer cavemen types you are romanticizing, but you are kidding yourself if you truly believe they were all just a buncha Schwarzeneggers.
The people in the above picture are aboriginal Aussies. You can Google African tribes men to check out their massive physiques, too, if you want.
A man’s body needs to have ‘utility’, yes, but this comes in a distant second to the ability for a man to use his brain to accomplish tasks. These hunter/gatherer types MAY have had to rely on brawn more than brains (though I wonder how many of their cave-wives have fallen over cliffs in the past), but I would imagine that was due more to a lack of options for the latter than it was a case of the former being the universally better option.
Leto doesn’t need to do any of that ridiculous shit you listed, so quit hatin’ on his “supposed” (since I doubt you’ve ever seen him try to push a car) inability to do those things. He makes MILLIONS of dollars by relying on his TALENTS more than his imaginary ability to ward off saber-toothed tigers. The fact that you would actually ‘hate all day’ on his body makes me think u jus jelly that he scores more bitches after a single show than you would in an entire year of running around strip clubs with hundred dollar bills hanging out of your fly.
Theres a definite disconnect in general public perception of muscle. People equate visible muscle separation with muscular. Big muscles regular bodyfat = just big. And I suppose big & ripped = steroids
Honestly I think you get about equal attention if you are ripped regardless of size.
My friend is a 5’6 track runner (ripped) probably about 140 lbs. He’s not the usual skeletal looking track runner but he’s definitely small. 13 or so inch arms. He gets unbelievable attention just walking around shirtless - I am thinking specifically when we went to the state fair this year. It’s the weirdest fucking thing - he’s probably smaller than the average non-weightlifter man, yet he is getting constant comments and attention for his body through the crowds. I would see other shirtless guys who obviously work out but have a more regular bodyfat, and they get none of that effect lol.
If you want attention just get lean. Get big for yourself (and maybe get lean later lol)
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I’ll hate all day on this type of body…
Is he a MAN? What is the body of a MAN meant for? Could this type of body really perform manly functions? What if he had to push a car? Save his wife by pulling her up a cliff? could he pick up a large stone and drop it on an animal to create dinner?
A mans body is utilitarian, this physique is far from that. Further more, if you compared him to what a successful hunter/gatherer caveman looked like, he’d look like a skeleton in comparison.
That body is capable of nothing useful.[/quote]
That dude is built better than you. Plus, he’s not ashamed of his face enough to cover it with a smiley face.
lol
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
That dude is built …
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There’s nothing ‘built’ about that dude!
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I’ll hate all day on this type of body…
Is he a MAN? What is the body of a MAN meant for? Could this type of body really perform manly functions? What if he had to push a car? Save his wife by pulling her up a cliff? could he pick up a large stone and drop it on an animal to create dinner?
A mans body is utilitarian, this physique is far from that. Further more, if you compared him to what a successful hunter/gatherer caveman looked like, he’d look like a skeleton in comparison.
That body is capable of nothing useful.[/quote]
That MAN is a successful ACTOR, fronts a successful band, and probably shits harder than you work, bud.
What have you done with your life?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I’ll hate all day on this type of body…
Is he a MAN? What is the body of a MAN meant for? Could this type of body really perform manly functions? What if he had to push a car? Save his wife by pulling her up a cliff? could he pick up a large stone and drop it on an animal to create dinner?
A mans body is utilitarian, this physique is far from that. Further more, if you compared him to what a successful hunter/gatherer caveman looked like, he’d look like a skeleton in comparison.
That body is capable of nothing useful.[/quote]
That MAN is a successful ACTOR, fronts a successful band, and probably shits harder than you work, bud.
What have you done with your life?[/quote]
I’ve answered this question before in a very blunt and honest way, with much pride. I’d do it here, but I’d rather leave you guessing. I don’t want to hijack Leto’s thunder, this is after all his(and all the skinny dudes like him) thread, not mine 
And to return the favor, I could deflect and ask you what you’ve done with your life, but I’ll give you a break.
run along now…
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I’ll hate all day on this type of body…
Is he a MAN? What is the body of a MAN meant for? Could this type of body really perform manly functions? What if he had to push a car? Save his wife by pulling her up a cliff? could he pick up a large stone and drop it on an animal to create dinner?
A mans body is utilitarian, this physique is far from that. Further more, if you compared him to what a successful hunter/gatherer caveman looked like, he’d look like a skeleton in comparison.
That body is capable of nothing useful.[/quote]
That dude is built better than you. Plus, he’s not ashamed of his face enough to cover it with a smiley face.
lol[/quote]
Built better than ME!!! Why would you make me cry? 
…and this is coming from you?mmmmmk, my feelings are thoroughly hurt, nice job.
And yes I am ashamed of my face, cause I am alone in covering my face here on TN. You seem to know whats going on pretty well so why is it that I am ashamed?
[quote]anonym wrote:
LOL
Leto has lower bodyfat than those hunter/gatherer cavemen types you are romanticizing, but you are kidding yourself if you truly believe they were all just a buncha Schwarzeneggers.
The people in the above picture are aboriginal Aussies. You can Google African tribes men to check out their massive physiques, too, if you want. [/quote]
well you can feel better knowing that I truely believe that the cavemen looked more like Ronnie Coleman and not Schwarzenegger.
So, you bring a PHOTOGRAPH of aboriginies from 19th(?) century to the table? Good one. I saw PLENTY of depictions of neanderthals on google that looked way thicker than leto as well as the ones you provided. Of course they were all paintings so how credible is that? But still, I’d be willing to bet that if Leto had to survive in some primal way, he’d gain muscle mass.
[quote]anonym wrote:
A man’s body needs to have ‘utility’, yes, but this comes in a distant second to the ability for a man to use his brain to accomplish tasks. These hunter/gatherer types MAY have had to rely on brawn more than brains (though I wonder how many of their cave-wives have fallen over cliffs in the past), but I would imagine that was due more to a lack of options for the latter than it was a case of the former being the universally better option. [/quote]
So now we’re bringing IQ into the conversation? I wouldn’t want to have to try and survive with this guy, could he pull his own weight? literally? You’d need both brains/brawns.
Right, and neither does an anorexic model. Maybe I’ll steal his cellphone and flatten his tire one day just to watch him struggle to loosen the lugnuts, am I proving my point yet?
To be honest carbiduis… Comparing that picture of Leto to your avatar… he has a better physique than you do.
also, when did this turn into a Leto vs Wild thread? Who’s talking about him trying to survive in the wild lol?
As for your scenario where you stole his phone and gave him a flat tire? I’m sure he has a really nice car and has OnStar.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
LOL
Leto has lower bodyfat than those hunter/gatherer cavemen types you are romanticizing, but you are kidding yourself if you truly believe they were all just a buncha Schwarzeneggers.
The people in the above picture are aboriginal Aussies. You can Google African tribes men to check out their massive physiques, too, if you want. [/quote]
well you can feel better knowing that I truely believe that the cavemen looked more like Ronnie Coleman and not Schwarzenegger.
So, you bring a PHOTOGRAPH of aboriginies from 19th(?) century to the table? Good one. I saw PLENTY of depictions of neanderthals on google that looked way thicker than leto as well as the ones you provided. Of course they were all paintings so how credible is that? But still, I’d be willing to bet that if Leto had to survive in some primal way, he’d gain muscle mass. [/quote]
Neanderthals are not human so you are correct in doubting their credibility as far as our discussion goes.
If you want a better idea of what hunter/gatherer types may have looked like, take a glance at the tribes of HUMAN BEINGS on various continents that we have studied and photographed that exist without the benefits of modern technology.
The attached picture is from an Amazonian tribe that was recently discovered… they have had no contact with the outside world before the moment these pictures were taken. Notice their rippling, chiseled physiques.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
A man’s body needs to have ‘utility’, yes, but this comes in a distant second to the ability for a man to use his brain to accomplish tasks. These hunter/gatherer types MAY have had to rely on brawn more than brains (though I wonder how many of their cave-wives have fallen over cliffs in the past), but I would imagine that was due more to a lack of options for the latter than it was a case of the former being the universally better option. [/quote]
So now we’re bringing IQ into the conversation? I wouldn’t want to have to try and survive with this guy, could he pull his own weight? literally? You’d need both brains/brawns.[/quote]
Les Stroud does just fine “surviving” without looking like he is ready to diet down for a competition. Bear Grylls, despite the fact his show is largely scripted, would also be a handy guy to have around in a “survival” situation and he isn’t exactly muscular, either.
Why are you imagining that our “survival” scenarios require the ability to perform feats of strength like carrying people up cliffs and dropping large rocks on animals (the ‘brains’ part kicks in here when we consider using a sharpened stick instead of a fucking giant rock… because wild animals don’t exactly stand still while you waddle up to them cradling a boulder)?
[quote]anonym wrote: Leto doesn’t need to do any of that ridiculous shit you listed
carbiduis wrote:
Right, and neither does an anorexic model. Maybe I’ll steal his cellphone and flatten his tire one day just to watch him struggle to loosen the lugnuts, am I proving my point yet? [/quote]
Do you have any factual knowledge about how strong Leto currently is?
The only “point” you are proving is that haters are gonna hate. While you might be able to cry yourself to sleep nursing the idea that you, in your superiority, can always just steal his cellphone and slash his tires, he is currently capable of banging significantly more women than you while living in a nicer house with a fatter wallet… all the while sleeping like a baby because he wouldn’t give the steam off his piss to hear your input as to what he is doing wrong with his life.
THAT is the REAL point you seem to be missing… that no one cares that you can dream up random scenarios that are completely detached from reality just to belittle a guy who is significantly more successful than you. Particularly when the dude did nothing to deserve it outside of get in the type of shape one would expect an ACTOR (remember, one of his professions) to hover around.
[quote]gregron wrote:
To be honest carbiduis… Comparing that picture of Leto to your avatar… he has a better physique than you do.
also, when did this turn into a Leto vs Wild thread? Who’s talking about him trying to survive in the wild lol?
As for your scenario where you stole his phone and gave him a flat tire? I’m sure he has a really nice car and has OnStar.[/quote]
A better physique? LOL! And that means what, that he has lower body fat than me? If so, then sure. Otherwise I’m pretty happy with what I got and plenty happy with my numbers(they don’t lie), which seem to be going up every week.
It turned into a leto vs. wild thread after I pointed out that his physique wouldn’t be able to handle the demands of survival. Cause when I look at that body, I see and unhealthy feable mess that has no functionality…and no, that doesn’t mean he has to look like arnold etc., leto just looks unhealthy and ready to fall apart or break.
and oh yeah, broke his OnStar system.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
That said, every time I see him, all I can picture is Patrick Bateman cleaving his head in two with an axe.[/quote]
For me it’s that fist fight in Fight Club that closes one of his eyes.
[quote]Hyena wrote:
all the endos can hate on me now.[/quote]
They already do.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
So, you bring a PHOTOGRAPH of aboriginies from 19th(?) century to the table? Good one. I saw PLENTY of depictions of neanderthals on google that looked way thicker than leto as well as the ones you provided. Of course they were all paintings so how credible is that? But still, I’d be willing to bet that if Leto had to survive in some primal way, he’d gain muscle mass.
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You do know that modern humans =/= Neanderthals and that Neanderthals had significantly more muscle mass as a matter of fact?
[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
If I had a band girls would fuck me before him…[/quote]
And if I had a 9" dick and a 100mph fast ball I’d be the only MLB pornstar in the world… but who really gives a shit about, or is impressed by, our ego-massaging ‘ifs’?[/quote]
True, true. Point is he’s scrawny as fuck. It’s not hard to achieve a physique like his. People on this thread are acting like he’s incredibly fit or something.[/quote]
Bahaha no way is that easy, its the entire opposite end of the spectrum from mariuz really, except he has to always diet.
and carby dude, don’t get it twisted this ain’t a ple that i’m copin i’m just willing to be the bigger man If ya’ll can quit poppin’ off at your jaws well then I can Cuz frankly I’m sick of talkin’
I’m not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cuz
there is a whole variety of humanity in shapes and sizes and many are adaptations that you would overlook. jared leto has the opportunity to pass on sperm thanks to money and a certain look that our social ENVIROMENT rewards.
The wife of muhammed may have been a fat old unattractive widow but theres a whole population descended from her, while I bet a ton of those brawny Neanderthals went extinct.
And more specifically to anyone, no one asked if your better looking, or more jacked, or could win a fight, or could fuck…
Once saw a crazy weird emo porno where this chick was being railed by skinny ass dude wearing makeup. sure you might be a different successful version of a human, but keep your dick in your pants and stop trying to compare it with other dudes
yes i like fat chicks. Really. i love the womanz not their mold
[quote]Kanada wrote:
and carby dude, don’t get it twisted this ain’t a ple that i’m copin i’m just willing to be the bigger man If ya’ll can quit poppin’ off at your jaws well then I can Cuz frankly I’m sick of talkin’
I’m not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cuz
there is a whole variety of humanity in shapes and sizes and many are adaptations that you would overlook. jared leto has the opportunity to pass on sperm thanks to money and a certain look that our social ENVIROMENT rewards.
The wife of muhammed may have been a fat old unattractive widow but theres a whole population descended from her, while I bet a ton of those brawny Neanderthals went extinct.
And more specifically to anyone, no one asked if your better looking, or more jacked, or could win a fight, or could fuck…
Once saw a crazy weird emo porno where this chick was being railed by skinny ass dude wearing makeup. sure you might be a different successful version of a human, but keep your dick in your pants and stop trying to compare it with other dudes
yes i like fat chicks. Really. i love the womanz not their mold[/quote]
what in the hell are you talking about? hahahaha
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
As for your scenario where you stole his phone and gave him a flat tire? I’m sure he has a really nice car and has OnStar.[/quote]
and oh yeah, broke his OnStar system.[/quote]
I’m sure his really nice/expensive rock/movie star car has a pretty legit alarm. How did you get in and break his OnStar with an alarm like that?
Lol this thread.