I’m so hardcore I use midgets like a baseball bat to beat the shit out of giants.
i shit so hard because i eat midgets and squat
My core is so hard that the dwarf world and midget people have made peace and become friends, and now spot each other at the gym.
I’m so Hardcore that I squat midgets lifting skinny ass dudes that want to be swole.
I’m so hardcore I was going on a run and banged my knee into a midget, sued that guy for all he was worth and only wound up crying for 20 minutes.
I’m so FN hardcore I strap fat midgets to my back when I do cardio.
I’m so hardcore that I eat squatting midgets for breakfast!
I´m so midget that my squat depth is only one quarter of an inch!
I’m so hardcore I beat off to midget porn
I’M SO HARD!
oh wait, wrong topic, sorry.
I’m so hardcore I was with La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. They had just squatted the hookers and shit all over them.
I’m so hardcore, I took a midget out to a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’m so hardcore I AM the midget you all speak of and abuse, and I’m still here, waiting for more![/quote]
Erm, no… I’m the legit hardcore midget. Imposter.
I’m so midget my spine is cement and I shit discs and piss spinal fluid into a barrel then deadlift it in the curl rack
[quote]ProfessorCHAOS96 wrote:
I’m so midget my spine is cement and I shit discs and piss spinal fluid into a barrel then deadlift it in the curl rack[/quote]
jesus christ maybe you need to see a doctor or something, that sounds horrible.
I’m so hardcore…MIDGETS!!!
I’m so hardcore I have hardcore midgets jerkin me off!
I’m so hardcore I just ate the whole fucking Internet. You’re all inside of me now.
Damn! And here I was, just about to give away 10,000 internets to someone for a good post, and you go and eat them all.
Say what you want, you will never be this hardcore (midgets included):
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/travel/gallery-e6frezp9-1111120707764?page=1