[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’m so hardcore I just ate the whole fucking Internet. You’re all inside of me now.[/quote]
everyone’s been inside you?
you said we had something special 
I’m so hardcore that I keep a midget gladitorial dungeon, where I train battle-ready midgets on the use of the short (very short, hehe) Gladius sword, miniature trident, and on adorable little shields the size of dinner plates. I have constructed a large, plexiglass ring in my living room, in which the gladiator midgets battle to either first blood or first kill, to the delight of the spectators (primarily well-heeled, business midgets). Sometimes I flood the ring and fill it with semi-aggressive goldfish to simulate a naval battle, or throw a couple of kittens in there to simulate a midget battle on the frontier of Africanus Niger.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I’m so hardcore that I keep a midget gladitorial dungeon, where I train battle-ready midgets on the use of the short (very short, hehe) Gladius sword, miniature trident, and on adorable little shields the size of dinner plates. I have constructed a large, plexiglass ring in my living room, in which the gladiator midgets battle to either first blood or first kill, to the delight of the spectators (primarily well-heeled, business midgets). Sometimes I flood the ring and fill it with semi-aggressive goldfish to simulate a naval battle, or throw a couple of kittens in there to simulate a midget battle on the frontier of Africanus Niger. [/quote]
And then you squat the ring? You have to squat it man.
[quote]BiP wrote:
Say what you want, you will never be this hardcore (midgets included):
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/travel/gallery-e6frezp9-1111120707764?page=1[/quote]
That’s fucked up.
EDIT: WTF is the first exercise(the second picture) meant to be??
[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
[quote]BiP wrote:
Say what you want, you will never be this hardcore (midgets included):
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/travel/gallery-e6frezp9-1111120707764?page=1[/quote]
That’s fucked up.
EDIT: WTF is the first exercise(the second picture) meant to be?? [/quote]
I have no idea, but I think she might be getting ready to jump. Given her facial expression that guy might be in trouble.
I’m so Hardcore that i just ate DBcooper, shat him out with the whole internet, then fed him my shit which was made up of him, thus dividing by zero and destroying the universe.
That is all.
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
I’m so Hardcore that i just ate DBcooper, shat him out with the whole internet, then fed him my shit which was made up of him, thus dividing by zero and destroying the universe.
That is all.[/quote]
I’m so hardcore that the next time you take a shit you’re going to understand the true meaning of hardcore. I LET you eat me…
[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
[quote]BiP wrote:
Say what you want, you will never be this hardcore (midgets included):
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/travel/gallery-e6frezp9-1111120707764?page=1[/quote]
That’s fucked up.
EDIT: WTF is the first exercise(the second picture) meant to be?? [/quote]
I think some kind of reversed bench press mechanism. Look at picture 6. The dude doing the lat pulldowns. What if you just yanked the bar down? You’d send the midget flying into the ceiling.
I’m so hardcore that I revive hardcore threads just so I can kill them again - While I squat midget mommies breastfeeding their teeny midget babies.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I’m so hardcore that I revive hardcore threads just so I can kill them again - While I squat midget mommies breastfeeding their teeny midget babies.[/quote]
Nice…patience…I like it.
I’m so hardcore I went TGI Fridays and ordered a steak, but it was way undercooked, so I complained.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I’m so hardcore that I revive hardcore threads just so I can kill them again - While I squat midget mommies breastfeeding their teeny midget babies.[/quote]
I lol’d quite hard at this.
I’m so hardcore that [CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED] !!!
I made the Bodygurad apologize and Prof X shut up…
fuck with me homies.
Im so hardcore that I fuck midgets while my boy uses them as weights for lat pulldowns
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I’m so hardcore that I revive hardcore threads just so I can kill them again - While I squat midget mommies breastfeeding their teeny midget babies.[/quote]
I’m so hardcore I made this meme of you months ago.
I’m so hardcore, I drink Bear Grylls’ piss before a workout… right from the source.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’m so hardcore, I drink Bear Grylls’ piss before a workout… right from the source.[/quote]
You ARE the hardcore Champ!!! That visual is ruining my breakfast.
I’m so hardcore i accidentally the whole midget
[quote]critietaeta wrote:
I’m so hardcore i accidentally the whole midget[/quote]
I’m so hardcore that I have midget on the brain and I don’t understand what you’re saying here.
Its ok though as I assume you’re from another country (Jersey) and English isn’t your first language. lulz