A Few Of My Favourite Things

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Bar-marks on shoulders and scrape marks on my shins;
Thibaudeau’s columns and sexy T-Vixens;
Squat racks and barbells and gymnastic rings;
These are a few of my favourite things!

Yellowfin tuna and whey protein milkshakes;
Branched-Chain amino’s and well done T-Bone steaks;
Fish Oil, ZMA, all fit for kings;
These are a few of my favourite things!

Sledgehammers striking and tyres they are flipping;
Barbells are bending and kettlebells swinging;
Girls plus bent-over-rows, chicks a-deadlifting;
These are a few of my favourite things!

When the couch calls;
When the knee stings;
Shoulders feeling bad;
I simply remember my favourite things, then I don’t feel so bad!

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That was simultaneously the best and worst thing I have ever read.

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Bosu balls and twelve inch turds
Daily enemas and esoteric words
Sucking in the tummy
Whenever you squat
I’d rather stick with steaks and benching
Like it or not!

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[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Bosu balls and twelve inch turds
Daily enemas and esoteric words
Sucking in the tummy
Whenever you squat
I’d rather stick with steaks and benching
Like it or not![/quote]

lol, I can hear a flame war coming on.

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[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Bosu balls and twelve inch turds
Daily enemas and esoteric words
Sucking in the tummy
Whenever you squat
I’d rather stick with steaks and benching
Like it or not![/quote]

Swiss Ball.
Push-Ups, Bridging, Squatting;
Swiss Ball.
Sitting, Kneeling, Standing;
Swiss Ball.
One Legged, Single Handed, Ball to Ball Jumping;
Swiss Ball.

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Swiss ball.
For women.
Swiss ball.

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[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Swiss ball.
For women.
Swiss ball.[/quote]

You simpleton. Go back to picking the bugs off your girlfriend’s back.

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What’s best in life? In life, the best?
The holy standing-cable-press.
Ain’t no better way of working the chest;
Arnie, the barbarian would attest.

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[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
well done T-Bone steaks;
[/quote]

Any real man eats his steak cooked rare at the most.

It doesnt rhyme and I dont give a fuck.

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[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
Ghost22 wrote:
Swiss ball.
For women.
Swiss ball.

You simpleton. Go back to picking the bugs off your girlfriend’s back.

[/quote]

Bugs have protein in it, so I can bench bigger, fuck yeah!

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[quote]helga wrote:
CHEKonIT wrote:
well done T-Bone steaks;

Any real man eats his steak cooked rare at the most.

It doesnt rhyme and I dont give a fuck.[/quote]

The only thing that is required to be a “real man” is the Y chromosone.

Anything else is unnecessary crap made up by the ignorant and insecure.

Oh wait a minute, that didn’t rhyme either…

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Imagine there’s no bench press;
It’s easy if you try.
No flat metal below us;
Above us only sky.

Imagine all the people;
Living for functionality…

You may say I’m a practioner;
But I’m not the only one.
I hope someday you will join us;
And find out that core training is fun.

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I bench press often.
Strong chest and triceps for me.
Balance with rowing.

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I won’t bench on a boat
I will never, with a goat
I wouldn’t even in the rain
'Cause it’s a dangerous way to train!
In the dark! In a tree!
In a car! You let me be!
I’d never do it in a box
Neither would I with a fox
Don’t bench heavy in a house
Or do feeder sets with a mouse
No maximum effort here or there
No bands and chains anywhere!
Sam I am and all is cool
'Cause I’ve got earthy smelling stool!

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[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
Imagine there’s no bench press;
It’s easy if you try.
No flat metal below us;
Above us only sky.

Imagine all the people;
Living for functionality…

You may say I’m a practioner;
But I’m not the only one.
I hope someday you will join us;
And find out that core training is fun.[/quote]

Haha, nice!

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Women, steak, milk, iron, agua.

Rhyme that, bitches.

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[quote]michael2507 wrote:
I won’t bench on a boat
I will never, with a goat
I wouldn’t even in the rain
'Cause it’s a dangerous way to train!
In the dark! In a tree!
In a car! You let me be!
I’d never do it in a box
Neither would I with a fox
Don’t bench heavy in a house
Or do feeder sets with a mouse
No maximum effort here or there
No bands and chains anywhere!
Sam I am and all is cool
'Cause I’ve got earthy smelling stool!
[/quote]

I was concerned at first…

Then ZING!

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Women, steak, milk, iron, agua.

Rhyme that, bitches.[/quote]

I drink milk and I eat steak
Hit the iron like a vandal
When I flex my abs
I light women’s eyes like a candle
Guess my bodyfat
I’m the guy holding a sandal
Touch my agua and I tell you
You’ve got more than you can handle
I’ll suplex your candy ass
Like the man called Randle

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Women, steak, milk, iron, agua.

Rhyme that, bitches.[/quote]

I like women that are slimmin’
I like Steak more than cake;
Milk? Liquid silk;
When it’s a protein shake that I make.
But I’d be lyin’ if I said I liked Iron,
Or agua from Nicoragua
So pass me the t-bone you dumb mother-farquar.