I'm So Hardcore

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I’m so hardcore I overhead squat midgets while they shit.

It’s messy.

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I’m so hard-core that whenever a car backfires I shit in plastic bags for a week.

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I’m so hardcore that i squat hobbits!

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I’m so hardcore I bench midgets who are deadlifting other midgets…FOR REPS!!!

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I’m so midget that i squat hardcore*

  • as in the building material…
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This was a funny thread.

Winner–> “I’m so hardcore that I taught a midget to squat deadlifts”

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I’m so hardcore cause I’m a midget.

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Me being hardcore…

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I’m so hardcore I put my hand in a blender and the blender broke.

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I’m so hardore I squatted two blenders on each side of the bar…two

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I’m so hardcore, midgets dance to the beat of my deadlift.

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[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I’m so hardcore, midgets dance to the beat of my deadlift.[/quote]

new winner…omg this is just terrific

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I’m so hardcore, I eat midgets topped with habaneros AND tabasco sauce.

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I’m so hardcore, I throw the men who throw the midgets.

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I’m so hardcore I fuck the squats that the midgets deadlift.

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I’m so hardcore I shoulder press midgets who shoulder press black dudes.

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I’m so hardcore I stole food from a midget and lived.

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I’m so hardcore I AM the midget you all speak of and abuse, and I’m still here, waiting for more!

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I am so hardcore I make midgets pull planes for GPP.

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You’ll never be as hardcore as this guy:

But me:

I’m so hardcore a midget squats my shit while my shit deadlifts me.