Little people are hardcore.
Shit!
Little people are hardcore.
Shit!
I’m so hardcore I shit midgets’ squats.

I"m so hardcore, I squat superhero midgets
I’m so Hardcore im like a dwarf among midgets!
I’m so hardcore that I squat Iron Dwarf.
I’m so HARDCORE I box squat off the firm buttocks of two buck naked midgets while they deadlift 460lbs of dwarf meat.
I’m so hardcore, I squat midgets who are curling in the squat rack, rack and all.
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I’m so hardcore, i curl in a midget’s squat rack.
I’m so hardcore I power clean, squat rack curling midgets while they wait in line to deadlift my shits.
I’m so hardcore that I fuck power cleaning midgets who shit on the squat rack.
I’m so hardcore that I squatted enough weight to become a midget.
I’m so hardcore I power snatch AndrewG909 while he power cleans squat rack curling midgets while they wait in line to deadlift his shits, who deadlift I’m hungry as he’s squatting Iron dwarf who is holding a shoe.
Awwwwwwww shiiiiit im confuuuuused!
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
I’m so hardcore that I squatted enough weight to become a midget. [/quote]
HaHa, you are not that short! (5’9" is not short anyway)
I am the only one hardcore enough to admit he is not hardcore.
EDIT: Where the hell do you people live that there are midgets runnning around everywhere?

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
I’m so hardcore that I squatted enough weight to become a midget. [/quote]
I’m so hardcore I snatched enough to go retard! SUPER RETARD!!!
I’m so hardcore I deadlift a bunch of retarded midgets that were squatting LankyMofo who was giving head to Kerley who was giving a reach around to Andrew who was doing bestiality with Point who was chewing on the bones of the retarded midgets’ parents.
I’m so hardcore I put midgets in the blender for my post workout shake after squatting midgets who deadlift.
They taste like magic.
I’m so hardcore I cannot think of anything clever to say.
I… like turtles.
Back IN Black!!!
I’m so hardcore, midgets squat ME.