Id, Ego, & La Superbeasta

rite of passage… certification… I have neither, but because I’m trying to lift the heaviest weight I can, rather than lifting to look pretty, I call myself a powerlifter.

perfect form is something SO many people dont have, and even that depends on the lift. our form will probably always get tweaked, which is good, but it IS difficult to draw the line sometimes.

I def think those little girls at my gym are powerlifters… shit, they’ve competed in meets, so if that’s you’re requirement, then they’ve met it. They’re not lifting smart, and that’s the fault of their coach. With whom I am still considering finding, and taking issue.

grneyes, i’m talkin to you. The BEST and MOST IMPORTANT workout, is the one you DO. Not the one u sit around and talk about, not the one that so-and-so says is the best, but the one you’re in the gym doing. I’m just glad some young girls are into lifting.

oh, and another piece to the story, I wanted to wait to tell ya, because I wanted someone to say, “at least girls that young are lifting.”

“oh, you’re powerlifters? For who?”
–“XXXXXX High School.”
“Oh, I was wondering, because I’m a powerlifter, too.”
–“Oh we didnt know they have powerlifting for old people.”

I really. literally. Actually. Fell over when they said that.

Old people!!! I guess we’re all just on a road to death after high school…haha

Very humorous, considering that some of us are 20 (or more) years your senior.

[quote]rcfromdb wrote:

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:
Careful Bear, it may just be a way for them to earn some credits.

Or you’ll just get angry by getting to see what I saw last week at work.

The call came in as an injured party, on arrival young out of shape girl in workout area of gym. Gym teacher (I use this term lightly) has her doing box jumps onto a 12" high box. Girl was getting tired didn’t want to get embarrased (or ridiculed by her teacher) and kept going, ended up missing the box and going to the ER by ambulance on a backboard.

I wanted to beat the guy over the head with a kettlebell…[/quote]

Oh no! How did she hurt herself?[/quote]

Fatigued and didn’t clear the step, ended up falling forwards into a wall and onto the step. I felt sorry for the girl.

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:

[quote]rcfromdb wrote:

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:
Careful Bear, it may just be a way for them to earn some credits.

Or you’ll just get angry by getting to see what I saw last week at work.

The call came in as an injured party, on arrival young out of shape girl in workout area of gym. Gym teacher (I use this term lightly) has her doing box jumps onto a 12" high box. Girl was getting tired didn’t want to get embarrased (or ridiculed by her teacher) and kept going, ended up missing the box and going to the ER by ambulance on a backboard.

I wanted to beat the guy over the head with a kettlebell…[/quote]

Oh no! How did she hurt herself?[/quote]

Fatigued and didn’t clear the step, ended up falling forwards into a wall and onto the step. I felt sorry for the girl.[/quote]

Sorry for not being clear, I meant her injury i.e. broken collar bone.

CBear, I was wondering what you’re reaction would have been to my co-worker today who told me she thought she went too heavy and hurt her neck going from 5 lb dbs to 8 lbs. Apparently, instead of taking my advice and her sons advice (he showed her atg squat, shoulder press and some other sensible things) she has reverted back to doing weird ass aerobic dancersize with tiny dbs crap. sigh

depends on ur relationship with the coworker.

the most mild would have been the look you’d have on your face if u were watching caterpillars fuck- that squinty, intense, head tilted to the side kind of “what the faaahhh… huh. nevermind i dont care.”

all the way down to, “you’re a fucking idiot, you know that? read a book. stay out of the gym.”

Oh to be a teenager again… (i’ll pass)

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

“you’re a fucking idiot, you know that? read a book. stay out of the gym.”[/quote]

HAHAHAHAH!

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

“oh, you’re powerlifters? For who?”
–“XXXXXX High School.”
“Oh, I was wondering, because I’m a powerlifter, too.”
–“Oh we didnt know they have powerlifting for old people.”

I really. literally. Actually. Fell over when they said that. [/quote]

Oh. my. goodness. is that funny. Cbear, old!?! Those little girls would’ve handed me and Arachne and Snapper a cane and fucking wheelchair.

But, I actually like their spirit and wish them well.

Cbear I think you need one of those flip cameras with audio

Cbear, you better be careful with that next squat workout. We wouldn’t want you to break a hip or anything.

And now, I bring you guys a TFLN:
(440):Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I’m a woman and i should be amazing at it?
(1-440):because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?

that is adorable.

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Cbear, you better be careful with that next squat workout. We wouldn’t want you to break a hip or anything.

And now, I bring you guys a TFLN:
(440):Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I’m a woman and i should be amazing at it?
(1-440):because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
[/quote]

Shit, I can iron my ass off, seems like a match made in heaven…

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

“oh, you’re powerlifters? For who?”
–“XXXXXX High School.”
“Oh, I was wondering, because I’m a powerlifter, too.”
–“Oh we didnt know they have powerlifting for old people.”

I really. literally. Actually. Fell over when they said that. [/quote]

Oh. my. goodness. is that funny. Cbear, old!?! Those little girls would’ve handed me and Arachne and Snapper a cane and fucking wheelchair.

But, I actually like their spirit and wish them well.[/quote]

Ah, the hubris of youth.

I sincerely hope that the one of you with the cane would crack them in the head and once they fell to the ground, the ‘old bag’ in the wheelchair would run them over.

Oh hai guys!!!

Saw Lewis Black on Thursday, and as funny as he is on tv, he’s funnier in person.

Went to a hockey game last night, we lost, but it was a goood time! I made friends with the baby and the parents sitting next to us, I named the couple sitting next to us “Thing One” and “Thing Two,” and they helped me play Maro Polo with my boss, who went with us but sat about ten rows in front of us and a ways over.

Yes, Bobbi, I’ll be lifting later tonight. Maybe even to the point of puking.

I love Lewis Black – he totally cracks my shit up. Never seen him in person, but I certainly would if given the chance.

Wondering what tonite’s CBear story will entail.

oh, no lifting tonight. spent the entire day hibernating… would be up for about an hour or less and go back for another nap!! Finished up the evening with dinner at a local family owned mexican restaurant, complete with 2 of the worlds best margaritas, “Jumbo” sized… think large soup/salad bowl.

My fav bartender(one of em) was there, poor thing has to find a place to move by may, bc her landlords husband died. She has a 6month old full sized doberman, so while finding a place would normally be easy, shes got her hands and her mind full.

Gonna watch “Rise: Blood Hunter,” and probably head to bed.

Haaaaaiii everybody!!

trained today, it was busy-ish but mostly people I knew so it was fun!

added weight to my pull-throughs, and my lunges! I think I might FINALLY start feeling strong again here soon. Kinda helped that the guys who knew me and were talkin to their friends kept saying, “no dude seriously she’s a badass, listen to what she says,” during the convos between sets. (I’m def keeping in mind that i lift at a sissy gym in a small town, so it’s not THAT big a deal, but the ego always likes being fed.)

and, the foam rolling mobility stuff didnt make me miserable today, either. who knew? Another solid week of the MR lifting, then I can go back to 531. I’ll probably reset my maxes… that is, if i actually DO the math for it this time, instead of guestimating. :slight_smile: I know it doesnt take long to do, it just feels too much like homework!

there are some excel spreadsheets that do the math for ya. if you can’t find one through google… pm me ur email and i’ll hook ya up.

Even easier, keep a % chart in your gym bag and you no longer need to check spreadsheets or do math or any of that garbage.

http://www.imagemaker4u.com/Proofs/Palmer-Strength-Percentage-Chart-12x18.jpg