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1 Get dark jeans. Dark makes it look smaller and for christ sakes don’t get something that tight. Size up.
2 Stop whining.
3 If you are looking for a style change, find a look that you feel is congruent to your looks and personality.
4 Light colors will make you look big
5 First things women notice are not your shoes, but your hair and coat.
6 Shop at thrift shops.
7 Find a good fit, nothing too tight or too loose
8 This just made my day.
ever take a cock in the mouth with some dip? awesome time…
[quote]Rocky2 wrote:
Get better jeans, pehaps with a darker wash.[/quote]
He doesn’t have any money.
The solution is to take a couple blue bic pens, dissolve the ink in the bathtub, then throw the jeans in and mix it around for a bit. Then you will have dark wash jeans.
Hanes tee-shirts are cheap and fit well. You can get like five fruit of the loom shirts for like five bucks and they fit reasonably well too. This isn’t rocket science dude, they have fitting rooms for a reason.
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
[quote]Eli B wrote:
Clothes should not be skin tight! This is going to make you a laughing stock. Women will call you “tight clothes guy”
Sleeves do not need to hug the bicep!
Jeans should be loose at the knees!
The track suit looks fine.
Seriously, you are man pretty, don’t over-think your clothes because you don’t need to. If you weren’t a little weird women (or men if thats your thing) would probably flock to you.
Out of curiosity, what do you do for a living?[/quote]
I intern 3x a week and go to school. I live with my parents…my life is horrible.
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I feel for you dude. There’s light at the end of the tunnel.
Buy a packet or two of Rit Dye in dark blue and dye those jeans. You can get it at Walmart or some grocery stores in the laundry aisle. It’s cheap and it works.
Posture is definitely off, stand straight or work on your back. Loose fit jeans are not your friend, try straight cut/boot cut which taper down and will prevent looking saggy from behind. I agree with darker jeans, they are less conspicuous. I would consider getting collared short sleeved shirts tailor made just to how the hell a good shirt is supposed to look like.
You can make flat front casual pants as well, tailored. Guys on this site would agree with wider shoulders and size changes to arms and legs that stuff of the shelf wasn’t really designed for us (particularly business wear). Oh I burned my track suit.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
You are fucking weird.[/quote]
This is the correct response.[/quote]
x2 I’d prefer to enter the dark cold hell that is Oprah’s vagina if it would mean I didn’t get to read another one of your fucking threads.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
WTF is your obssession with your appearance, you sound like a 13 year old girl. Buy bigger pants, and stop acting like an insecure teenager. [/quote]
Obsession with appearance? We’re on a bodybuilding forum, it’s kind of the fad here.
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
Here I am wearing some 31x32 jeans and a medium tee. I have been told online that I have baby-rearing hips 
What can I do to dress better?
Should I alter the tracksuit so it is tighter around the waist or arms or anything? I learned my lesson with the white shirt in the other thread about going too tight.
I have a sewing machine and other pants/shirts that vary in size which I can alter.[/quote]
What does your boyfriend think? If he likes the way you dress then I’d stop worrying…maybe your baby rearing hips are perfect for him to hold onto 
In all honesty its not the clothes that are the problem…you look uncomfortable in your own skin kinda. Maybe get more confidence and you’ll carry yourself in a way that makes your impact about YOU and not what you’re wearing.
Join the Marines. This should kill 3 birds with 1 stone:
- They’ll teach you how to carry yourself confidently.
- Style won’t matter, because you’ll all dress the same.
- You’ll no longer be living with your mom, or interning.
You’re welcome, that’ll be $500.
Is there some kind of requirement to be a total D-bag when you sign up for T-Nation? I guess I must have missed the fine print. All of you flamers are pretty much retarded and complete hypocrites. Every single week there is a topic on here about how lame it is for bodybuilders to be looked down upon poorly because of our habits and choices, but God forbid that someone asks for fashion advice; must be gay right?
All of you asshats still wearing Wranglers thinking that you are badass because you don’t care about your appearance (oh irony) are a lot worse off than the OP.
OP, this is prob a really bad site to be asking for fashion advice, but if you are looking for it, you have to give more information. Like what kind of style do YOU like? Is there a certain look that you are going for? Would you be willing to buy new clothes and what type of budget would you have?
As for a couple quick thoughts, gets rid of those jeans, as they are hideous. Based on your wide hips I would start to buy low rise jeans or relaxed fit, as they will not accentuate your hips as much. Also, take note that higher priced jeans DO matter, unlike a lot of other clothing, when it comes to fit, wash and quality.
Jeans go through a steady rotation of use, and you should buy something on the higher end (I personally like 7s). And for the shirt, the general rule is to have it hug the bicep gently, but not squeeze the life out of it. The sleeves on your initial shirt just look sloppy and unappealing.
stop telling him to buy things. he says he cant buy things. you look fine the way you are. if you have a belt, add it. if not, who cares. be fashionable when you have spare cash. be a sweet heart when you dont.
You look like you’re wearing a diaper. If you’re going to wear pants low, get low cut. Or go to a store that doesn’t sell their jeans next to cat food, pony up a few more bucks, and get a pair of jeans that fit. Then take your sewing machine and make all your jeans from that stock.
Oh, and try pants on BEFORE you buy them.
[quote]kman3b18 wrote:
Is there some kind of requirement to be a total D-bag when you sign up for T-Nation? I guess I must have missed the fine print. All of you flamers are pretty much retarded and complete hypocrites. Every single week there is a topic on here about how lame it is for bodybuilders to be looked down upon poorly because of our habits and choices, but God forbid that someone asks for fashion advice; must be gay right?
All of you asshats still wearing Wranglers thinking that you are badass because you don’t care about your appearance (oh irony) are a lot worse off than the OP.
OP, this is prob a really bad site to be asking for fashion advice, but if you are looking for it, you have to give more information. Like what kind of style do YOU like? Is there a certain look that you are going for? Would you be willing to buy new clothes and what type of budget would you have?
As for a couple quick thoughts, gets rid of those jeans, as they are hideous. Based on your wide hips I would start to buy low rise jeans or relaxed fit, as they will not accentuate your hips as much. Also, take note that higher priced jeans DO matter, unlike a lot of other clothing, when it comes to fit, wash and quality.
Jeans go through a steady rotation of use, and you should buy something on the higher end (I personally like 7s). And for the shirt, the general rule is to have it hug the bicep gently, but not squeeze the life out of it. The sleeves on your initial shirt just look sloppy and unappealing.[/quote]
You didn’t miss it, you fit the requirement.
OP, even though you’re a troll, there are obviously other people reading this, so to them:
If you are a STRAIGHT guy, DO NOT ask gay guys for advice on fashion, you will only end up looking just as gay as they do. Do not ask girls either, for the same exact reason. Wear whatever the fuck you want, and carry yourself with confidence, you will find your clothes don’t matter at all when you have real confidence. I’m not talking about Jersey Shore fake guido tough guy confidence, that is just as big a show of insecurity as being too concerned with fashion.
If someone makes fun of your out of fashion jeans, just say, I like them, don’t pick a fight, say it cool, and then on to the next subject. Ask them if their skinny jeans, ballerina legging looking attire is comfortable and chuckle at it, and show how nothing bothers you because you are ALMOST as cool as Clint Eastwood. Watch women flock to your cock.
[quote]Nate112 wrote:
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
WTF is your obssession with your appearance, you sound like a 13 year old girl. Buy bigger pants, and stop acting like an insecure teenager. [/quote]
Obsession with appearance? We’re on a bodybuilding forum, it’s kind of the fad here.[/quote]
My bad, I meant obssession with fashion.
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
stop telling him to buy things. he says he cant buy things. you look fine the way you are. if you have a belt, add it. if not, who cares. be fashionable when you have spare cash. be a sweet heart when you dont. [/quote]
this literally made me punch a baby…good job I hope you’re happy
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
stop telling him to buy things. he says he cant buy things. you look fine the way you are. if you have a belt, add it. if not, who cares. be fashionable when you have spare cash. be a sweet heart when you dont. [/quote]
this literally made me punch a baby…good job I hope you’re happy[/quote]
i’m not a baby person
and yes, i am happy, thank you