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I like the one “I’m big your small…have a nice day” with the smiley face. lol
DG
I saw one that said " I see small people"
“I like lifting heavy things” is my favorite.
favourite one is
“100% all natural beef”
“Shut up and Squat” and “Go Away” are the two best in my opinion.
I like the misc shirts, for sarcastic bastards like myself
While these are funny shirts; I don’t think I’d ever consider myself big enough or be cocky enough to wear these.
IMHO; I think it’s more fun to have a white tee on and look massive in something so simple.
It’s fun when people say things like: “What is that, a medium?” To which I’m able to say; no…extra large. (bitch! jk roflmao!!)
on that note; i hate all my XL shirts/sweaters/work shirts…they are made for fat people, I have enough room in the stomach area to put all my food for the day and a small watermelon.
We need a company that makes shirts that are large in the right areas/small in the right areas; same with pants.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
on that note; i hate all my XL shirts/sweaters/work shirts…they are made for fat people, I have enough room in the stomach area to put all my food for the day and a small watermelon.
We need a company that makes shirts that are large in the right areas/small in the right areas; same with pants.
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I agree about bigger clothes being made with fat people in mind… Even if you aren’t big at all that must be annoying to guys who don’t have a huge gut and narrow shoulders…
Call me crazy, but I swear they completely changed the way suits are cut…
You used to get those crazy-wide-shouldered casino-bouncer kind of suits with a fairly narrow lower/mid section.
Those seem to have disappeared from the stores completely.
Now all you get are those with weirdly narrow shoulders (where you end up looking like some sort of blob because the suit shoulders don’t fit over yours and thus end up sitting sort of on your traps lol… And you can’t move your arms much if at all) and so wide around the mid-section that you could wrap it around yourself about 3 times…
And that’s not just when you’re actually big, even relatively average people look like dorks in those suits.
Oh well, custom stuff is the way to go…
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
B rocK wrote:
on that note; i hate all my XL shirts/sweaters/work shirts…they are made for fat people, I have enough room in the stomach area to put all my food for the day and a small watermelon.
We need a company that makes shirts that are large in the right areas/small in the right areas; same with pants.
I agree about bigger clothes being made with fat people in mind… Even if you aren’t big at all that must be annoying to guys who don’t have a huge gut and narrow shoulders…
Call me crazy, but I swear they completely changed the way suits are cut…
You used to get those crazy-wide-shouldered casino-bouncer kind of suits with a fairly narrow lower/mid section.
Those seem to have disappeared from the stores completely.
Now all you get are those with weirdly narrow shoulders (where you end up looking like some sort of blob because the suit shoulders don’t fit over yours and thus end up sitting sort of on your traps lol… And you can’t move your arms much if at all) and so wide around the mid-section that you could wrap it around yourself about 3 times…
And that’s not just when you’re actually big, even relatively average people look like dorks in those suits.
Oh well, custom stuff is the way to go…
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It would have cost me an extra hundred to get a suit jacket that actually fit because they would have had to tailor the hell out of the pants. My shoulders stick out past the seams of the shoulders on the suit now and I can’t raise my arms.
I am sticking with it now because I know my weights varies and I only need the suit briefly but it pays to know someone who actually works with bodybuilders or larger football players. I haven’t found that yet in this city because all of the places I used to go to have changed staff.
To the guy complaining about a size XL, wait until you fit into a XXL or XXXL and THEN complain. I buy most of my clothes on line simply because they don’t have it in stores most of the time.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
It would have cost me an extra hundred to get a suit jacket that actually fit because they would have had to tailor the hell out of the pants. My shoulders stick out past the seams of the shoulders on the suit now and I can’t raise my arms. [/quote]
This post and this thread made me chuckle. Quick story: I recently went to a men’s store to take advantaged of an advertsied sale in tuxedos. They measured me for the jacket, and apparently the tux source would cut the jacket but would just include the pair of pants that would be comparable to a jacket of that size. So I pick up the tux, the jacket fits great, and then I try on my brand-new size… 52 pants. I’m carrying some extra weight at the moment, but I could sit on my couch and eat Twinkies for 5 straight years and not hit a 52 waist. They literally fell to the floor when I put them on.
A trip to the tailor and they now fit, but the back pockets almost touch in the back. And I have a big ass. LOL…
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
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X2
No t-shirt is perfect for hyoooge people unless there’s cut holes for the lats.
If your lats still fit within any t-shirt you can find, it’s time to hit the gym and grocery store.

Hmm yeah looks like a t-shirt to me…
My gym actually sells clothes for massive men that fit perfectly. I’m talking gym clothes, party clothes as well as suits and tuxedos and shit. I feel lame not having the right to wear one yet…
why would you wear something like that?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
B rocK wrote:
on that note; i hate all my XL shirts/sweaters/work shirts…they are made for fat people, I have enough room in the stomach area to put all my food for the day and a small watermelon.
We need a company that makes shirts that are large in the right areas/small in the right areas; same with pants.
I agree about bigger clothes being made with fat people in mind… Even if you aren’t big at all that must be annoying to guys who don’t have a huge gut and narrow shoulders…
Call me crazy, but I swear they completely changed the way suits are cut…
You used to get those crazy-wide-shouldered casino-bouncer kind of suits with a fairly narrow lower/mid section.
Those seem to have disappeared from the stores completely.
Now all you get are those with weirdly narrow shoulders (where you end up looking like some sort of blob because the suit shoulders don’t fit over yours and thus end up sitting sort of on your traps lol… And you can’t move your arms much if at all) and so wide around the mid-section that you could wrap it around yourself about 3 times…
And that’s not just when you’re actually big, even relatively average people look like dorks in those suits.
Oh well, custom stuff is the way to go…
It would have cost me an extra hundred to get a suit jacket that actually fit because they would have had to tailor the hell out of the pants. My shoulders stick out past the seams of the shoulders on the suit now and I can’t raise my arms.
I am sticking with it now because I know my weights varies and I only need the suit briefly but it pays to know someone who actually works with bodybuilders or larger football players. I haven’t found that yet in this city because all of the places I used to go to have changed staff.
To the guy complaining about a size XL, wait until you fit into a XXL or XXXL and THEN complain. I buy most of my clothes on line simply because they don’t have it in stores most of the time.[/quote]
I am nowhere near considering myself big yet…but I’ve found that having muscle where many don’t really affects the way clothes fit you.
My quads have grown tremendously and my waist stayed the same.
Now I’m having to buy 34in pants just to fit my quads…it’s baggy around the waist and tight in the thigh. I hate it.
Also I wear xl shirts and still taking them off, pulling them over my lats gets to be a pain. I’m genetically pretty wide, like a cracker. Wide but thin. LMAO!
Anyways I feel your pain…the XXL I wear are only for bodybuilding shows when I have that stupid tan on! lol The baggier the better.
DG
Funny shirt but comes off a little arrogant… Zazzle.com also does up custom shirts like this.
I would guess for a lot of lifters on this site they need “athletic cut” (meaning v-tapered) I had a dress shirt like that once that fit great.
Finding suits now is problematic due to the drop between waist & upper body is bigger than 10’
Nowadays its’ problematic since hitting XXL in tshirts & sweaters & stuff. I find the shoulders & lats area most binding sometimes ![]()
[quote]Dirty Gerdy wrote:
I like the one “I’m big your small…have a nice day” with the smiley face. lol
DG[/quote]
I have a buddy who is a bouncer that wears that shirt all the time. He is 6’6" 360, i watched him pick a guy up with one hand, push him up against a wall, and pound they guys face in with the other hand while wearing that shirt. It was really funny.