I kinda fucking love College…
I love going to Spanish class, which is my first fucking language btw, and having burritos and tacos everyday
I love having some sexy Peruvian bitch try to undermine my pants every moment in that class because I speak with a dialect…
I love having some faggot say good day essay, and by the way nice essay.
I love being corrected when I’m fucking wrong.
I love white girls, they can have my grades.
I hate black teachers, is what i would say if i hated black teachers, but I LOVE THEM!!
I hate my fucking Biology teacher and his ‘fitness nut,’ bullshit. Making sour faces when I give a report on Anabolic Steroids and always talking about bullshit like ‘toning.’ THE REASON I HATE HIM IS BECAUSE IM FAT. BUT COLLEGE IS STILL GREAT
I need to lose weight
Bunnies are my favorite animal
While I have a hard time understanding chinese, i still love my chinese programming teacher, even though she smells kinda funny.
I used to hate my judo teacher, he told me there isnt actually a judo chop.
Lines are fun, I like them
I love obese people as i am one
Despite all this, I have all F’s right now.
Still, college is great.