I hate Squats Club

Thanks guys…my light bodyweight helps with chins and dips…

Cycyle 6 week 3 ZERCHER day

warm-up blah blah blah

Zerchers 5x135, 3x155, 5x180 and since next week is deload I broke ranks ( don’t tell the Wendler Gods) and did 3x205…my first zercher over 2bills…talk about work to do!

Hammer Plate Loaded Squats

2x10x6 plates/side, 2x6x7plates/side, 1x4x7plates plus 35lbs /side.

Bulgarian Split Squats

4x8x35lbs next cycle have to do those by 10.

Overall, good session…quads are shot, glutes are spent…time for a massage…A man can wish can’t he?

Zerchers are the shiznit. Good work.

Nice work, OG. Congrats on the 200+.
And I, too, think that zerchers rock…in a masochistic sort of way.

Nice zerching! that was a good workout

I need to try those zerch’s, I hear they are the shiznitz. By the way, are shiznitz painful or require any medication?

Good workouts. The seated db presses with 8 x 65 is pretty impressive. Good zerchers, too. Not a lot of us doing the split squats, either.

Thanks Guys…Zerchers are nasty…so I assume that means they work!
OP- A shot of tequila before and after takes away any zercheritis.
HEL-Thanks, man! Split squats are so humbling. I am not a strong squatter to say the least, but when two 35’s knocks me on my ass, well then thats an area to work on.

cardio Day

warm-up, foam, mobility 15 minutes

complexes - deads, rows, rdls, cleans, front squat, GM, back squat…
4x6x80 90 se cs rest first 2 sets, 2 minutes last set.

18 minutes bike

Pallof press with 10sec ISO hold
3x3/sidex60lbs

2 planks 1 min each

russian ball twists
3x30x2lb ball

worked up a good sweat and hoepfully got rid of some of the frosties I had sucked down over the weekend…

Peace

I suck at split squats. My balance is so poor. Zerchers are fun in a weird kind of way. Great training.

Thats a helluva conditioning workout! I’m sweating from reading it.

Great work, OG. I’m with JW. I got tired reading it.
Pallof presses? Russian ball twists? Youtube, here I come…

ECO- Zerchers are brutal, but like you said in twisted way…FUN and split squats are just humiliating…
JW and Strick- Thanks, just trying to keep up and around here…its work!

Cycle 6 week 3 BP day

Warm-up, foam, mobility

CGBP ( 2 fingers on smooth)

5x175, 3x195 6x225 (PR+2Reps)… there is definitely 1 more rep about to be had…lost the groove in rep 5 and that cost me too much energy. rep 6 was good but now I was toast.

DB Row

1x8x95, 2x7x95, 1x6x95…gotta catch JW, gotta catch JW…ah the hell with it, gotta catch grandma, gotta catch grandma!

supersetted with

CGB Floor Press

1x10x165, 2x10x175, 1x7x185

Seated Cable Row ( Overhand wide grip)

1x12x110, 2x10x130, 1x7x150

Time for a goat nap…aka work!!

Peace

No need to catch JW, Goats is doing good!! I wish I had a cgp like that!

Good work. And really nice PR. Looks like the workout was a grinder.
And I’m pretty sure you’ve got grandma licked…lol.

Congrats on the PR, but don’t let LS talk about licking grandma anymore.

Thanks for the kind words JW, Strick and Joe.

Strick- I don’t know, grandma was a dutch/german farm girl ( I did not get her size in the gene lottery ), but seeing she passed 18 years ago. My confidence is building!

I take pretty much what KMac takes, and I just started a during workout and after workout “competitor” drink that is supposed to help with recovery. Basicially it has some protein, creatine, fastr acting carbs, and some BCAAs from what I can tell. I am not sure if it helps really or is a placebo but my numbers have been good under a lot of volume. I will likley try some Surge recovery next, as it seems to be priced about right and I wouldn’t mind supporting this site.

Edit: I thought I was responding to a current post, but I guess it was from the first page. I hit submit and saw that the topic at hand involved licking grandmas. Yuck.

Cycle 6 Week 3 Dead day

warm-up, foam, mobility 20 minutes total

Rack Pulls ( 2 inch below knee)

5x265, 3x295, 7x335 ( PR+3reps) grip failed, back could do more.

Snatch Grip Deads

3x8x185, 1x8x205, 1x4x225 (PR+1rep), 1x265 (PR+10lbs)

GM’s

3x10x115, 1x6x125

Fat Bar Curls for Mrs Goat aka Lucy, I’m home!

3x9x85, 1x6x95

So that concludes Cycle 6 and its off to deload. I will hang the “gone deloading” sign but before I do I thought I would to and summarize my thoughts on 6 months of 5/3/1 Goat Style

A Goats eye view on 5/3/1

Have to say that it works for me! No doubt my rep maxes have moved up nicely given the time frame and I tested 1RMâ??s back at the end of December and was pleased with those results as well. Some exercises moved up more than others, but that is to be expected. Deads were the big mover! I will retest at the end of April…can’t wait.

I like the simple format and knowing exactly what numbers and reps I should do on any given session. Doing this at 5am makes thinking less, important. It also fits nicely into the time allotment I have.

I suppose since I switched up main exercises I am on one level I am not doing â??5/3/1â??. But I donâ??t think when Wendler designed this protocol he figured on a bunch of old goats buying in . So the adjustments I made were pre-emptive against repetitive motion injuries. Especially considering the shoulder issues I have had in the past and a few other maladies I have obtained from being tossed off a motorcycle a few times(never good and not recommended).

Switching temporarily from Standing barbell millies to seated DBâ??s , from flat bench to CGBP is my own attempt to preserve my shoulders. I also believe that working the same overall movement and muscles with a slightly different spin can only be helpful in the long run for overall strength gains. Plus the variation keeps the mental interest up and that helps me with keeping the fire burning! Another aspect I found to be helpful for me was I stopped max repping every session. By the end cycle 5 I was really starting to feel drained with signs of nagging little pains. I was still making gains, but didnâ??t want to end up on IR. This cycle when I max repped I capped them at 10 ( so really not a max rep effort) but again just trying manage my own situation. Am I suggesting that this is what others should do? No, not at all. Just voicing what I think has been beneficial to me.

Cycle 6 was one of my most consistant in terms of progress and was certainly hard, but also the most enjoyable. Changing my squat day to earlier in the week has worked for me. I am fresher, not so much physically, but fresher mentally early in the week… The work week tends to grind on me and since I really enjoy deads and all its variants doing it late in the week when I am beat up, is easier than doing squats which I struggle with and therefore find it hard at times to put forth a stellar effort.

Lastly, I notice my recovery sucks when my diet, rest and alcohol in-take are not what they should be ( no,duh): which on all three counts is pretty much a regular occurrence in some combination. I need to work on that as correcting those would pay huge dividends in and out of the gym. Hence, chewing on some Buffalo jerky ( no fat, low salt and high protein, although damn freaking expensive) as I write this!

I will spend two more cycles with my present set-up before returning to the traditional 5/3/1. Overall, its been a good ride for me and I am looking forward to the next 6 cycles!

Peace

Nice cycle, Mr. Goat. Enjoy your deload.

Good cycle OG, it looks like you made a lot of progress. I enjoyed the recap, it makes it easier for the rest of us to get more data and input to help us with our own program.

Jack

Great summary OG and I agree with your main points. Sorry to hear about your recover slacking when you drink alcohol. :wink: I’ve decided to make some tradeoffs on grip for heavy rack pulls. My grip takes a beating during the week with Krocs, pullups and deads. I’m using straps for rack pulls just so my extensors gets some extra work. I know grip is going to be a big factor once my deads get really heavy, but right now grip doesn’t bother me. I’m more concerned about core and back strength. Just my two cents and I may be way off base. Still learning.

Enjoy your deload. I’m looking forward to mine as well.