I Do Want to be Huge!

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Look, there are some guys for whom size, beyond a certain level is counterproductive. I just can’t help thinking it says something more when it’s the first thing out of their mouth.

[quote]Prosecutor says:
Isn’t it true Mr. Dinzfritter that you’ve had size as your goal all along!!![/quote]

[quote]Mr. Dinzfritter responds:
No NOOOOOO!!! I SWEAR!! I DON"T WANNA BE HYOOOJ!!![/quote]

[quote]News Alert!!!
An administrative memo leaked by an unnamed insider reveals that Senator Stickman (I), longtime proponent of federal legislation banning the use of exercise equipment for the purpose of getting bigger, has secretly been lifting weights in the basement of his DC offices in an effort to add mass to his 117lb frame. An immediate denial was issued in which the Senator stated unequivocally: “My record and physique speak for themselves”[/quote]

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Whenever I talk to someone that ‘doesn’t wanna get too hyooge,’ they always have some meaningless round number that they pulled out of the air for how much they wanna weigh. I know I used to do this. One of two things happens. When I was 180, I thought that once I weighed 200 pounds traffic would stop and people’s mouths would hang gaping towards my jackedness. Believe it or not, I looked pretty much the same. More recently, I decided 240 was the weight for me, and large crowds of people would eventually part to make way and avoid being caught in my radius of destruction.

Turns out, I ended up putting on a bunch of fat getting to my ‘magic number’ in a hurry. I really wonder how pleased some of the ‘anti-hyooge’ people are gonna be once they hit their goals. Are they just gonna stop training or what? I mean, you don’t wanna get too lean or muscular, that’s just unbecoming.

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350×738 90.2 KB

There are girls out here in the world who want to be huge as well! Not all of us want to wear a size 0 and pray that you can see every bone in our spine.

My goal is to have a back similar to this!

B-3

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And I’d love biceps and shoulders like Candy…

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[quote]streamline wrote:
Well I’m talking to you! You come on the other thread and run your mouth off and I’m pretty fuck’n sure no one there gives a shit what you think either.[/quote]

You have 54 fucking posts and now you are the damned spokeswoman for the fucking waifs?

Who in the holy fuck do you think you are?

In case you missed the exit sign - this is the BODYBUILDING FORUM. If you want to discuss how to maintain your highschool figure, or how to reduce that pesky bloat during your time of the month, there is a forum for that. This is not that forum.

Good God! Could you possibly be more of a crybaby?

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[quote]rainjack wrote:

And the title of the thread is “I Do Want To Be Huge”. I’ll let you chew on that one for a while. Evidently, you are missing the point I was trying to make.

Keep thinking. The light-bulb will come on eventually.

[/quote]

BING

I actually decided to Pm you my response instead as this thread has te potential to be somethin other than a war zone.

OMC

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[quote]OMC wrote:
BING

Sorry man but am coming to the same conclusions. :-)[/quote]

Well that’s not a very good reflection on you - or rather your reading skills, now is it?

And there is a place for sprinters, fighters, and dancers here. The title of this forum is bodybuilding.

Like I said earlier - think about it. It will sink in eventually.

When did I get entered into a dick wagging contest with you two jerk-offs? I don’t get big to win a fucking contest. Your mentality is askew here, junior. no one cares how big your dick is.

For you life is like poker…you can play aggressive over and over again, but eventually you’ll run into a hand.

OMC[/quote]

Please. Save your advice for someone that needs it. I don’t care what you think of me. I have nothing to prove to you, or anyone else on this site.

Who the fuck are you - Kenny Rogers?

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I want to get so big that when my 4 year old and 2 year old daughters start dating, the boys that come over to pick them up see me and their balls and dick suck so far up their gut that they don�??t drop out until they get their first prostate exam.

And if they try to get into my daughters pants they get a vision of my massive arms wrapped around their puny little heads, popping them like grapes.

But that is as big as I want to get.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
OMC wrote:
BING

Sorry man but am coming to the same conclusions. :slight_smile:

Well that’s not a very good reflection on you - or rather your reading skills, now is it?

Sure I agree that his post was a bit wayward towards the end. Its like me goin onto a ballet forum and talking about left hooks however this site is comprised of a lot of sprinters, fighters ,ice hockey players. There ain’t so many competitive body builders…I wish there were more.

And there is a place for sprinters, fighters, and dancers here. The title of this forum is bodybuilding.

Like I said earlier - think about it. It will sink in eventually.

But seriously If you consider what will happen when you reach your max muscle mass for your frame and race him…you loose. Fight me…you loose. look big…woohoo you win.

When did I get entered into a dick wagging contest with you two jerk-offs? I don’t get big to win a fucking contest. Your mentality is askew here, junior. no one cares how big your dick is.

He SUPPORTED your goals…he never said YOU should not gain like a mofo. So why put on the big man act on AN INTERNET FORUM and have a go at the guy? If thats how you get your kicks…your a pussy (note I stress IF). I’ve seen you start shit a lot in the years I’ve been around here (and also be constructive). I only assume you take on a different persona in the real world. If not then I would say this…

For you life is like poker…you can play aggressive over and over again, but eventually you’ll run into a hand.

OMC

Please. Save your advice for someone that needs it. I don’t care what you think of me. I have nothing to prove to you, or anyone else on this site.

Who the fuck are you - Kenny Rogers?

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Thanks for insulting my reading skills straight away…it made my effort to take you seriously feel worthwhile.

Firstly…GET FUCKED!!!

Do you compete in bodybuildin?? Oh shit no you answered that… Your not a bodybuilder then…By your estimation of what this forum is all about my current goals of putting on muscle to compete in a higher weight class makes me a bodybuilder too. Arnold here I come.

Jerk off = the talk of an internet tough guy.

And of course you get big to win a fucking contest,this whole thing is a fucking contest to you. You gotta make an argument out of fuck all so you can look Big on this forum.

“I have nothing to prove to you, OR ANYONE ELSE ON THIS SITE”. - thats just fucking laughable man.

If your goals haven’t been attained yet then go eat…go lift…read something fucking useful…ask for some advice…don’t run your mouth in every post you make.

Again…GET FUCKED…grow a pair and walk the walk.

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It’s funny, because of the stigma attached to bodybuilding I very rarely tell people what the hell I’m doing in the gym every night, why I eat 7-8 meals a day and more protein in a day than many people get in a week. Only the closest of my friends have even heard what my goals are (240 ripped, at 5’9") and they look at me like I have two heads and little green monsters coming out of my ears.

For me, getting huge isn’t the main goal, it’s challenging my body and my will every single week to improve, to constantly get better; the result of which is the hyuuuge factor. I’ve set my long-term goal at 240 because, quite frankly, I couldn’t imagine putting more than that amount on my small frame, especially when I started in the game late.

All that said, fuck everyone who gets in the way of your goals. They’re like poison, and if you let them effect you then you’re limiting your capabilities and doing yourself a disservice.

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You’ve got the right attitude Hambone…follow your goals man. With that mindset you’ll hit that 240 for sure.

OMC

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[quote]rainjack wrote:

Good God! Could you possibly be more of a crybaby?

[/quote]

You have yet to see the day you could do one of my workouts. You’re huge so no I can’t come close to you, but I’m a cry baby and you’re the huge guy that couldn’t do my chest and back workout on your best day. Over thirty lifters “need for speed” and I’m fifty plus. If you’re a real man you’ll give it a try.

An I don’t need to prove anything to you response, is a pussy response. And I am a Bodybuilder, just not a big one.

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[quote]streamline wrote:
rainjack wrote:

Good God! Could you possibly be more of a crybaby?

You have yet to see the day you could do one of my workouts. You’re huge so no I can’t come close to you, but I’m a cry baby and you’re the huge guy that couldn’t do my chest and back workout on your best day. Over thirty lifters “need for speed” and I’m fifty plus. If you’re a real man you’ll give it a try.

An I don’t need to prove anything to you response, is a pussy response. And I am a Bodybuilder, just not a big one. [/quote]

I truly hate the “you couldn’t workout as hard as me!” mentality. Why? Because it is all subjective. Unless you can lift exactly what someone stronger than you can, chances are, you aren’t working as “hard” as them either. You couldn’t. They are doing what it takes to grow and you aren’t. It is great that you think your “intensity” beats that of everyone else in the gym. The only problem with that mentality is when it gets thrown into the mix with others who are extremely serious about weightlifting/bodybuilding.

I lift hard enough to make progress. Any speculation into whether this matches someone else’s “intensity” is irrelevant…because all that matters is that I train hard enough to make progress.

I may walk into the gym and be done in 30 minutes. You may PERCEIVE this as “not training as hard as you” even though you would be wrong. The proof is in the results, not some arbitrary concept of “your intensity”.

Bodybuilding is simple when it comes to how it relates to someone else. Aside from esthetics, the guy gaining the muscle is who wins. That is why “fitness” exists as a competition itself.

That would mean the question isn’t whether you train as “hard” as someone else. The question is, “how much muscle have you gained?”.

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[quote]engerland66 wrote:
If your goals are not to be big, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD OR THIS FORUM. The reason the “big guys” posted in the “I do not want to be huge” thread is because it does not belong in a bodybuilding forum.

Get with the program, people. The norms of this site are pretty simple.[/quote]

Again…WEIGHTCLASSES!!!

That is all…

OMC

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

I truly hate the “you couldn’t workout as hard as me!” mentality. Why? Because it is all subjective. Unless you can lift exactly what someone stronger than you can, chances are, you aren’t working as “hard” as them either. You couldn’t. They are doing what it takes to grow and you aren’t. It is great that you think your “intensity” beats that of everyone else in the gym. The only problem with that mentality is when it gets thrown into the mix with others who are extremely serious about weightlifting/bodybuilding.

I lift hard enough to make progress. Any speculation into whether this matches someone else’s “intensity” is irrelevant…because all that matters is that I train hard enough to make progress.

I may walk into the gym and be done in 30 minutes. You may PERCEIVE this as “not training as hard as you” even though you would be wrong. The proof is in the results, not some arbitrary concept of “your intensity”.

Bodybuilding is simple when it comes to how it relates to someone else. Aside from esthetics, the guy gaining the muscle is who wins. That is why “fitness” exists as a competition itself.

That would mean the question isn’t whether you train as “hard” as someone else. The question is, “how much muscle have you gained?”.[/quote]

I’m with you on this X…

My grievance here is the perception that anyone can be called a pussy based on physique goals.

OMC

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[quote]OMC wrote:

I’m with you on this X…

My grievance here is the perception that anyone can be called a pussy based on physique goals.

OMC[/quote]

They can be. Are you serious? Every guy who barely lifts hard enough to break a sweat because they “don’t want to get too huge” falls into that category. Yes, there may be ATHLETES out there who need to stay in a certain weight class. However, how many of those people do you really think exist among the thousands joining gyms thinking muscle just falls on you if you try too hard?

If someone is still a relative beginner and makes some sort of statement putting a limit on their goals that they claim they will never want to move past, they are a pussy. Why? Because while we all have different goals, and while even my own goal initially may have been just 180lbs, not once did I ever say, “I don’t want to weigh 185lbs because that will make me look funny in clothes”. If you limit yourself before you ever make significant progress, you are a pussy.

Pussies hide behind those who actually have legit reasons to stay at a certain weight. They are the ones who use it as an excuse to avoid training so hard or being so strict with getting those meals in. They aren’t that damned hard to tell apart.

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[quote]OMC wrote:
engerland66 wrote:
If your goals are not to be big, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD OR THIS FORUM. The reason the “big guys” posted in the “I do not want to be huge” thread is because it does not belong in a bodybuilding forum.

Get with the program, people. The norms of this site are pretty simple.

Again…WEIGHTCLASSES!!!

That is all…

OMC
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Weightclasses would be relevant if the title of the thread was not “I Do Want to be HUGE.”

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
streamline wrote:
rainjack wrote:

Good God! Could you possibly be more of a crybaby?

You have yet to see the day you could do one of my workouts. You’re huge so no I can’t come close to you, but I’m a cry baby and you’re the huge guy that couldn’t do my chest and back workout on your best day. Over thirty lifters “need for speed” and I’m fifty plus. If you’re a real man you’ll give it a try.

An I don’t need to prove anything to you response, is a pussy response. And I am a Bodybuilder, just not a big one.

I truly hate the “you couldn’t workout as hard as me!” mentality. Why? Because it is all subjective. Unless you can lift exactly what someone stronger than you can, chances are, you aren’t working as “hard” as them either. You couldn’t. They are doing what it takes to grow and you aren’t. It is great that you think your “intensity” beats that of everyone else in the gym. The only problem with that mentality is when it gets thrown into the mix with others who are extremely serious about weightlifting/bodybuilding.

I lift hard enough to make progress. Any speculation into whether this matches someone else’s “intensity” is irrelevant…because all that matters is that I train hard enough to make progress.

I may walk into the gym and be done in 30 minutes. You may PERCEIVE this as “not training as hard as you” even though you would be wrong. The proof is in the results, not some arbitrary concept of “your intensity”.

Bodybuilding is simple when it comes to how it relates to someone else. Aside from esthetics, the guy gaining the muscle is who wins. That is why “fitness” exists as a competition itself.

That would mean the question isn’t whether you train as “hard” as someone else. The question is, “how much muscle have you gained?”.[/quote]

I totally agree with you. I apologize for get sucked into a dick swinging match. I just dislike being slammed for being the best I can be at my thing. I should show more respect for this site and the people on it. Again I apologize, at my age I really should know better. Thank for the cuff up side the head, sometimes that’s what it takes.

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[quote]engerland66 wrote:
OMC wrote:
engerland66 wrote:
If your goals are not to be big, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD OR THIS FORUM. The reason the “big guys” posted in the “I do not want to be huge” thread is because it does not belong in a bodybuilding forum.

Get with the program, people. The norms of this site are pretty simple.

Again…WEIGHTCLASSES!!!

That is all…

OMC

Weightclasses would be relevant if the title of the thread was not “I Do Want to be HUGE.” [/quote]

you kinda got a point there

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My goal the first time I touched a piece of equipment was to not disappoint my then fiancee who won me a free 3 month membership. I had resigned myself to the notion that I was destined to be a skinny, soft scarecrow. 6’2 157 lbs, I weighed myself that day.

That was 75-80 lbs ago, about the same bodyfat level, (maybe a hair more now if that) and I still don’t look too impressive without a before pic. I had lotsa room on my meager frame and there’s still more. This brings up another point. How you’re built in the beginning may not tell you too much about your potential.

You only live once, actually about a half a time if you count best years for this. I ain’t wasting any more of em.