Or maybe after you spotted him on squat, and got oh so very close…he realized he didn’t like girls anymore and made a lifestyle change. 
I’ll admit, I was a d-bag and not making excuses for that. But I’m not quite the fiesty little fuck I used to be.
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
To all you douchebags who don’t recognize pure poetry I refer you back to this genius paragraph:
So I’m in the school gym today, and like the biggest frat boy asshole you’ve ever seen comes in, and gets all worked up, does some shadowboxing in his visor, and takes off his ‘rugby’ shirt to reveal his beautiful bone laden frame etcetera.
Note how etcetera is spelled out; he could have just used the abbreviated convention like any other mortal, but no, he pours his soul into every syllable thus leaving the reader dazed, ready to absorb more of the immortal Sun Tzu-esqu prose.
You just know the thread is going to be pure awesomeness after reading that gem.
I give it *****![/quote]
yes genius ! what about this one:
“they looked so serious, i thought maybe they were distance runners or something…”
that line killed me. no shit it really did.
…
I make no claims, but this does indeed appear in the realm of Trolldom.
Amusing none the less
[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
anyway there’s an 8 year old kid in thailand right now that could lift triple what you do in any exercise.
literally.
have a nice night.[/quote]
Fixed.
[quote]swivel wrote:
yes genius ! what about this one:
“they looked so serious, i thought maybe they were distance runners or something…”
that line killed me. no shit it really did.
[/quote]
I am collecting these little gems and I am going to compile a Guerrero, One A Day Calendar.
You should have curled the bench he was lying on
then taken his visor
and worn it
…BACKWARDS
[quote]Artem wrote:
You should have curled the bench he was lying on
then taken his visor
and worn it
…BACKWARDS[/quote]
Then he can pop the collar on his polo shirt.
That oughta show the other guy…
[quote]rcsermas wrote:
You dealt with a douche by being a douche. Congratulations.[/quote]
yeah, but it would be funny to see this happen.
[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
Somebody please post a You Fail picture here…
Please…[/quote]
Done!
[quote]Guerrero wrote:
This is not a joke, this is not made up, this is real…
So I’m in the school gym today, and like the biggest frat boy asshole you’ve ever seen comes in, and gets all worked up, does some shadowboxing in his visor, and takes off his ‘rugby’ shirt to reveal his beautiful bone laden frame etcetera.
Him and his friend are trying really hard to look hard, and they looked so serious, I thought maybe they were distance runners or something…but then just realized they were twigs.
Anyways, he goes two 40 lb dumbells and lugs them off the rack, as if its easy and then spills them.
Then he HEAVES them up, one by one over to his bench and jumps them on his knees and begins to press.
I leave for a second, to go refill my water, after doing a lame set off pull ups.
Anyways, I’m walking back in the door, and I hear what could be described as glam-metal screaming.
As I enter the doorway another scream lets out, and I heard a ‘thud’, right as I walk through the door way, I almost trip on some stupid ass 40lb dumb bell. That he has put airborne.
The dude’s gets up sweat laden, I kick his db back to him.
I’d have been pissed, if I were at least subconsciously intimidated by this gay boy.
I nod chin nod at him and say ‘watch out for that man, I almost tripped on your db.’
He gives me this hard look, so I want to slap the shit out of him.
I go work in with this asian exchange student I’m friends with, and the dickhead grunting continues.
I get kind of pissed so I’m like ‘HEY CAN I WORK IN WITH YOU.’
He’s goes for some 55s, and he picks one up with 2 hands, so I hand him the other one easily.
I proceed to be a dick and shame him by doing sets of curls with what he benches, silently, so he gets the point that he needs to STFU.
Then he looks sheepish and leaves.
[/quote]
[quote]rainjack wrote:
The only thing missing is a reference to the greatness of Clemson University. [/quote]
Oh come on now. That was cheap.
Once there was this guy in a wheel chair, and he thought he could just role up in my gym and take one of the benches to use 85lbs. He looked all happy with him self because he could do 85lbs when really he was shit. He asked me for a spot and I told him I dont spot the handy capped because they suck.
Then I pissed on him, and curled his bench max for 10 reps and told him no one will ever love him. Then I went through his wallet and stole his money and same club card. He had a picture of his dead mom in there and I ripped it up and spit on it.
He cryed so I called him a cry bitch and rolled away in his chair laughing while he layed in the puddle of piss crying like I should feel bad for him.
I was witness to this one. . .
We got a foreign exchange student from Wales this semester and the guy used to do Olympic Lifting(tried to recruit him for rugby, it being Wales’ national sport and all).
Well there are a group of Phi Delts(who were admitedly big) benching and bullshitting. One with a bandana puts up 315 and proceeds to hoot and holler about how he’s a bad ass. So what do Welsh guy do? Well he grabs a bar and throw 315 on it and Snatches it for rep.
Bandana Dan was quiet after that. I chuckled and went back to my routine. BTW the welshman was kicked out of the school gym, he lifts at a facility where they have a platform now.
Responding to these trolls is only keeping them around… though this stuff is kind of funny to read at work.
[quote]midwestathlete wrote:
.[/quote]
That picture was just plain wrong! Was it a photoshop? Either way its hilarious! Thanks!
[quote]masonator wrote:
lifting more than a frat boy is like being smarter than a retard…[/quote]
i laughed so hard at that cheers
yeah this thread is hillarious
and OP your clearly just sexualy frustrated and taking it out on gym weenies
[quote]Guerrero wrote:
So I figure shit rolls down the hill, I don’t grunt anymore, and he prolly won’t either.[/quote]
What’s wrong with grunting again? And what’s wrong with being “sweat laden?” I grunt. I sweat too. And I fart.
[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
Telling stories of why you’re really cool never makes you look really cool.
-dizzle[/quote]
Zing!