[quote]Reef wrote:
I think it’s safe to say he’s not getting in the T-Cell[/quote]
Are you kidding me? He curls the 40’s! The 40’s!!!
Cliffnotes:
1.frat boy enters.
2.guerrero leaves.
3.Comes back, frat boy is Db benching
4.frat boy screams, guerrero enters.
5. guerrero (almost) trips on “stupid” inanimate object.
6. guerrero is semi nice, gives back db.
7. frat boy is sweaty, meaning he actually is trying hard, something to be encouraged.
8. guerrero works with asian friend, frat boy grunts.
9.guerrero decides to be douchenozzle, takes dbs and curls them, feels badass.
10.frat boy prolly wonders why this guy’s a dick for showing that he’s bigger, something said frat boy probably already knows.
I miss anything? If he’s build like a stick but actually doing work of some sort, that’s a good thing. he’s being a little stupid by yelling, Guerrero is being retarded by trying to prove a point. How about guerrero.(gasp) asks him to quiet down a bit, seeing as he’s so outspoken.
I CURL MORE THAN YOU GUYS, STFU!
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I MEAN SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU GUYS NOT SEE HOW AWESOME I AM!!1
The only thing missing is a reference to the greatness of Clemson University.
guerrero I’m going to back you on this one… For the rest of you guys calling him a wanna-be-badass you’re all hipocrits… We all know the bigger man just keeps it to himself and checks his ego at the door in all aspects. Not that everyone keeps it in check all the time, but shit give the kid a break.
guerrero I know how you feel about the grunters, but get an IPOD or something. I had a similar story where guy was pressing dumbells at weight X and decided he had to grunt and scream on every rep of every set so I did a set on a bench right next to him with dumbells at weight 2X and didn’t make any noise other than my breathing till the last rep which is the one that should actually take all your effort…
I’ve had ppl shame me in the gym when I first started out.
They made me look like a tard for trying to act like I was a bad ass.
So I figure shit rolls down the hill, I don’t grunt anymore, and he prolly won’t either.
[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
KBCThird wrote:
shockingly, this is not the first time he’s felt the need to tell us all how tough he is
http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=2059957
Holy fucking shit it’s the kid I was talking about in my last post!!!
Wow, you sir have earned yourself a master’s degree in Douchebaggery. Not so much because you did this stuff to other people, which you most likely didn’t, but because you feel the need to try to impress strangers on the internet by making up stories that make you look tough.
-dizzle[/quote]
I really hope this is just some kid who gets bored and posts stories like this for our enjoyment and is being completely sarcastic. You sound like a major douchebag. You feel the need to post a stupid ass story about your badassery because you have read about peole making fun of frat curls before.
You probably thought everyone would agree with you and tell you that you are the man for CURLING so much badass.
Really you are just a complete
tool, who thinks he is better than someone else because he has lifted weights longer. Grow the Fuck up dude.
Were you wearing a thong?
Yeah, it’s good that you put him in his place, but bragging about it is another issue.
holy fucking shit can we get like a rogue gestapo mod that deletes this shit?
anyway there’s several 100lb kid in thailand right now that could kick your head off.
literally.
have a nice night.
You sure taught him a lesson that he won’t soon forget: there will be people who are more desperate to please others than he is.
On the Bad-Ass scale of 1 to 10…
YOU SUCK.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
You’d been better off humping him to show him who’s the big dog.[/quote]
HAHAHAHA!!!
[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
Telling stories of why you’re really cool never makes you look really cool.
-dizzle[/quote]
So true.
So you think you’re hot shit because you can Curl 40lb dumbbells and someone else benches 40lb dumbbells?
This really isn’t that much different from one high school field hockey player being able to curl 15lb dumbbells while another can only bench the 15lb dumbbells. The numbers are so low that it really makes no difference.
Even if this 40lb bencher has below average genetics, if he’s 16 or older I bet he could be benching the 40lb dumbbells within six months even if he doesn’t train hard and only works out twice a week.
And who really cares about curling poundages? I see most non-weak guys doing curls with as much weight as Lee Haney would use, but they’re not 8-time Mr. Olympia winners.
Look at someone who can bench 100 pound dumbbells. They’re probably pretty solid looking and have had enough athletic success to get their name in the paper.
Now look at someone who can curl 100 pound dumbbells: Kevin Levrone, a guy who should have one at least 1 Mr. Olympia and arguably the greatest bodybuilder to ever not win a Mr. Olympia. Someone who benched 500X3 with just a cheap leather belt and a sweats. There’s a pretty big discrepancy between the 100 pound db bencher and the 100 pound db curler.
Now look at the difference between you and the guy who benches the weights you curl. You’re both small. One of you is just smaller than the other. If you’re not small, then you’re fat.
I’m a bad person, I found the slapping the dick out of your mouth thing absolutely hilarious.
I only show people up when they challenge me 
[quote]Guerrero wrote:
I proceed to be a dick and shame him by doing sets of curls with what he benches, silently, so he gets the point that he needs to STFU.
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and I curl more than you squat. It’s the cycle of life boys and girls. The cycle of life.
p.s. it also sounds like from this and your other thread that all you do is curl and chest work…and multiple people have thought your form was so horrid that they come up to you and point it out. I’ve been going to the gym for 10 years, and most of those years were spent in gyms FULL of people that were nosy and I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone tell me my form sucked ass.
Sounds like those people may have a point
To all you douchebags who don’t recognize pure poetry I refer you back to this genius paragraph:
Note how etcetera is spelled out; he could have just used the abbreviated convention like any other mortal, but no, he pours his soul into every syllable thus leaving the reader dazed, ready to absorb more of the immortal Sun Tzu-esqu prose.
You just know the thread is going to be pure awesomeness after reading that gem.
I give it *****!
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
To all you douchebags who don’t recognize pure poetry I refer you back to this genius paragraph:
So I’m in the school gym today, and like the biggest frat boy asshole you’ve ever seen comes in, and gets all worked up, does some shadowboxing in his visor, and takes off his ‘rugby’ shirt to reveal his beautiful bone laden frame etcetera.
Note how etcetera is spelled out; he could have just used the abbreviated convention like any other mortal, but no, he pours his soul into every syllable thus leaving the reader dazed, ready to absorb more of the immortal Sun Tzu-esqu prose.
You just know the thread is going to be pure awesomeness after reading that gem.
I give it *****![/quote]
YOU sire are the biggest frat boy asshole I’ve ever seen! AND you’re missing the point…that sentence you quoted contains not 20, not 30, but FORTY FOUR words. That takes mad endurance, he didn’t stop for a period even once.
lifting more than a frat boy is like being smarter than a retard…
[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
ty45 wrote:
This reminded me of the post about the guy who ripped the stop sign out of the ground.
Legally Cockblocked. What a great thread.
I think this dude is more along the lines of the kid that said he wanted to beat the shit out of the freshmen who were curling in the squat rack at his HS, meanwhile he was a sophomore and only about 10 lbs heavier than them. I think he was like 150 lbs.
Or the dude that said he told some old lady to go fuck herself after she expressed her concern for him injuring himself while doing DLs. (I’m paraphrasing that one because I don’t remember the story really well or what thread it’s from).
Regardless, they can all herein be referred to as “Douche McGoosh.”
-dizzle[/quote]
that was me.
Kids tried harrasing me for like two weeks because I asked if they needed help learning to squat. One of the guys got told in front of a group of girls, I haven’t seen him around recently, maybe he killed himself. Same kid stapped in front of me in the hallway to start a confrontation. picked him off the ground and tossed him. probably my favorite memory of highschool this far.