[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
WTF is going on? Did someone form here piss off someone from reddit or something like that and the troll army has descended. Every fucking thread is turning into absurdity. [/quote]
I am seriously wondering the same thing. I feel like there was a TNation ad or something in some unseemly place where a bunch of imbeciles saw it…
T-Fal’s not new, but he’s a troll if I’ve ever seen one haha!
http://tnation.T-Nation.com/postMessagePrep.do?messageType=reply&topicId=5429160"eId=5429160
[quote]T-Fal wrote:
Age 38. Got tired of feeling run down last year and decided to start working out. Gained 35-40lbs in 6 months WITHOUT STEROIDS. Went from 150lbs-190lbs @5’10’’ no kidding. . .sure there is a bit of fat, and i was dieting before I started to eat and train again. . .but most of the weight gained is lean body mass. Bench increased from about 120lbs to about 230lbs. I know. . .pretty decent. . .and no workout program either. Arms 17’ pumped/vascular, toned midsection but no six pack. Honestly, I look better then guys half my age (not bragging). I think I have really good genetics.
Future:
So was considering steroids because I am pretty sure I would become a monster on them. It seems I am naturally predisposed to put on muscle and would love to see how big I could get. Also noticed last 5 years my erections are not what they used to be. . .granted I still jerk off about 1-2 times a day (can’t help it) but I used to be way more horny (if you can believe that). I never understood how men could ignore cameltoe because I was always so horny it made me go to the washroom to rub one out whenever I saw it. Now I am starting to feel a lot more normal with the sex drive and it is weird not being interested in sex at times because for my whole life I thought about it 24/7 365 days a year. Viagra works well enough to make my erections kick ass, and it makes me miss having sex with really hard spontaneous erections so I use it sparingly once in awhile (I am married and wife isn’t that interested in sex anyway, but I got a mistress. . .or two).
SO. . .the more I read about steroids and PCT and see cases of guys screwing up their hormones for good, the more I worry about messing with it. Thinking I’d rather have my semi hard pecker and jerk off and have sex with a bit of viagra then lose my libido entirely!
SO MY QUESTION IS. . .are you guys taking steroids fuing crazy or what?!!! Honestly?! How the fk can it possibly be worth it to mess with your manhood for some muscle and end up chemically castrated?! I get that guys want a confidence boost, but isn’t working out and seeing your body progress enough???
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I’m glad I found this lol. This is actually one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read on here.
[quote]csulli wrote:
T-Fal’s not new, but he’s a troll if I’ve ever seen one haha!
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[quote]T-Fal wrote:
Age 38. Got tired of feeling run down last year and decided to start working out. Gained 35-40lbs in 6 months WITHOUT STEROIDS. Went from 150lbs-190lbs @5’10’’ no kidding. . .sure there is a bit of fat, and i was dieting before I started to eat and train again. . .but most of the weight gained is lean body mass. Bench increased from about 120lbs to about 230lbs. I know. . .pretty decent. . .and no workout program either. Arms 17’ pumped/vascular, toned midsection but no six pack. Honestly, I look better then guys half my age (not bragging). I think I have really good genetics.
Future:
So was considering steroids because I am pretty sure I would become a monster on them. It seems I am naturally predisposed to put on muscle and would love to see how big I could get. Also noticed last 5 years my erections are not what they used to be. . .granted I still jerk off about 1-2 times a day (can’t help it) but I used to be way more horny (if you can believe that). I never understood how men could ignore cameltoe because I was always so horny it made me go to the washroom to rub one out whenever I saw it. Now I am starting to feel a lot more normal with the sex drive and it is weird not being interested in sex at times because for my whole life I thought about it 24/7 365 days a year. Viagra works well enough to make my erections kick ass, and it makes me miss having sex with really hard spontaneous erections so I use it sparingly once in awhile (I am married and wife isn’t that interested in sex anyway, but I got a mistress. . .or two).
SO. . .the more I read about steroids and PCT and see cases of guys screwing up their hormones for good, the more I worry about messing with it. Thinking I’d rather have my semi hard pecker and jerk off and have sex with a bit of viagra then lose my libido entirely!
SO MY QUESTION IS. . .are you guys taking steroids fuing crazy or what?!!! Honestly?! How the fk can it possibly be worth it to mess with your manhood for some muscle and end up chemically castrated?! I get that guys want a confidence boost, but isn’t working out and seeing your body progress enough???
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I’m glad I found this lol. This is actually one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read on here.[/quote]
Ah yes, you’ve found this gem. Don’t piss him off or this thread will soon be filled with penises, spouse banging and $3,000 worth of VHS porn…
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Haldor wrote:
I will just say that humans today are weak. Our testosterone levels are lower than your muffler compared to our ancestors. Neanderthals and the ancient Greeks would outlift us all.
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ROFL you are one of those guys… Jesus this is too much[/quote]
This is what I was thinking. I love how he lumps ‘Neanderthals and the ancient Greeks’ together, and gives you shit about being specific with your language.
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Neanderthals are an extinct species, so it’s not worth discussing their strength capacity. But I’ll humor you a little. The average Neanderthal is estimated to have been sub-180 lbs, and under 5 1/2 feet tall. If you’d like to pretend that such a species, as a whole, would be out-lifting the 300lb-plus strength athletes of today, be my guest. I wouldn’t want to be the one defending that position.
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What in the hell would lead you to believe the ancient greeks were stronger than, say, Zydrunas Savickas? Your post implies that a good portion of the ancient greek population would ‘outlift us all’, and ‘us all’ would have to include all the strongest men in the world. This is not something I believe in any capacity, and there is no evidence in existence to support this notion. It’s just a romanticized, exaggeration of the past.
[quote]dt79 wrote:
Ah yes, you’ve found this gem. Don’t piss him off or this thread will soon be filled with penises, spouse banging and $3,000 worth of VHS porn…[/quote]
Sounds awesome.
T-Fal how are your erections these days? Can you describe them for us? How many times are you jerking off per day now? Is your testicle circumference still up to par? Have you had any more affairs with girls in their 20’s? Have you benched more than 230lbs? Have you increased your mistress count? Have you started a VHS pornography museum?
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
This is not something I believe in any capacity, and there is no evidence in existence to support this notion. It’s just a romanticized, exaggeration of the past.[/quote]
…often propagated by those trying to justify their dissatisfaction with their own strength levels.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]dt79 wrote:
Ah yes, you’ve found this gem. Don’t piss him off or this thread will soon be filled with penises, spouse banging and $3,000 worth of VHS porn…[/quote]
Sounds awesome.
T-Fal how are your erections these days? Can you describe them for us? How many times are you jerking off per day now? Is your testicle circumference still up to par? Have you had any more affairs with girls in their 20’s? Have you benched more than 230lbs? Have you increased your mistress count? Have you started a VHS pornography museum?[/quote]
Is this the “what would I look like bald/18 year old vag” guy under a different name?
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Haldor wrote:
I will just say that humans today are weak. Our testosterone levels are lower than your muffler compared to our ancestors. Neanderthals and the ancient Greeks would outlift us all.
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ROFL you are one of those guys… Jesus this is too much[/quote]
This is what I was thinking. I love how he lumps ‘Neanderthals and the ancient Greeks’ together, and gives you shit about being specific with your language.
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Neanderthals are an extinct species, so it’s not worth discussing their strength capacity. But I’ll humor you a little. The average Neanderthal is estimated to have been sub-180 lbs, and under 5 1/2 feet tall. If you’d like to pretend that such a species, as a whole, would be out-lifting the 300lb-plus strength athletes of today, be my guest. I wouldn’t want to be the one defending that position.
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What in the hell would lead you to believe the ancient greeks were stronger than, say, Zydrunas Savickas? Your post implies that a good portion of the ancient greek population would ‘outlift us all’, and ‘us all’ would have to include all the strongest men in the world. This is not something I believe in any capacity, and there is no evidence in existence to support this notion. It’s just a romanticized, exaggeration of the past.[/quote]
There are times when I am partially convinced that guys like Savakis, Brian Shaw, Hafbor Bjornson and Mike Burke my be part Sasquatch and the missing link
Ahh, somebody mentioned reddit… I hate their lifting communities lol…
I think davdicox1 used to moderate there as troythetoyboy, and then the users revolted, overthrowing him or some shit and placing some guy justin5rb in his stead… kid is like 19yo, already juicing with very mediocre numbers, and the users look up to him like some sort of God… and every other post there is either somebody jerking him off or him jerking himself off…
Basically, the entire community got infected with the idea that steroids are ever-prevalent and essential to lifting, so you have people there doing unnecessary amounts of drugs lifting less than I was my first couple years… and I have horrible genetics… lol
I honestly think sometimes that the majority of poor progress is people holding themselves back…
This thread is awesome.
Bumped.
[quote]Wector wrote:
[quote]osu122975 wrote:
Wector - - -
Tyler Butcher of Port Clinton, Ohio has totaled over 2300 in single ply and I would stake my life on the fact he does NO steroids or anything that is banned per WADA.
There are freaks out there. My training partner Nate Matthews has pulled 655 at 230lbs body weight at 53 years of age in competition. Does that mean he’s doing drugs too?
And I would say this - just because you ain’t a freak doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Not everyone who lifts big or does great things is on drugs.
And you obviously don’t know anything about steroids. [/quote]
Your friend really use steroids.
Louie Simmons is also about 50 years old, he admitted he has been using steroids since 20’s…He never cycles off…
His deadlift is 722 Lbs.
Arnold Schwarezenegger was powerlifter before bodybuilding and he was on steroids, his best deadlift was 700 Lbs.
Congragulations your “Freak” friend. He has nearly same deadlift as these 2 guys. " Naturally ". Dont bullshit.
Lots of people in this forum using steroid, and when someone asks about they get angry. [/quote]
Rich Sadiv pulled 695 in the 198 class. Why don’t you google his pics and tell me if you think he’s on roids
I see my mythical status has been much admonished in the virtual halls of T-Nation. Indeed, many fellow steroid abusers know me by name. In spite of my extended absence I have been active in the world of muscle. Those of you unfamiliar with my erections and VHS porn collection take heed. . .the stories are all true. . .I too am one of the greatest physical specimens to ever exist. . .like this here obese Henry Jemima everyone keeps talking about in this here thread–but still greater yet. It’s not without regret that I had to leave these hallowed halls at T-Nation but the censors here have been trying to keep the trolls down to a minimum, and as you all know I can trololololo all day.
FYI, I really do get more ass than a toilet seat. Do you muscle heads have any idea how irresistible my humour is to attractive ladies? Marilyn Monroe said it best “Make a woman laugh and you can make her do anything”.
Just this once sign me: erstwhile pedagogue to the scions of T-Nation
T-Fal
Just wanted to share another pic of what one poster described as “the greatest human specimen to ever exist”. Time to start emulating him guys. Pay attention as I have started what I call “The Mark Henry Training Protocol”. Basically you just eat as much as you can. Yeah, that’s it. There is nothing magical about being the best, just eat big and hope you gain in the right areas–that’s genetic though.
If you have good genetics you will get fat in the right places. Aim for 40-50lbs of abdominal fat, 30lbs of pec fat, 20lbs of lat fat, 20lbs arm fat, 16lbs chin fat, and throw in 1-2lbs of eyelid fat and some well braided corn rows. Then squeeze your newly formed giggly frame into something designed for a hot woman. . . say a tight red lycra number as in the pic above.
Post pics here on T-Nation once you are done and see if some intelligent poster will also refer to you as “the greatest human specimen to ever exist”.
[quote]T-Fal wrote:
as you all know I can trololololo all day.
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I think we can appreciate that, but why not do it in GAL?
I mean it’s obvious you’re not a powerlifter. We used to keep the hokey shit in certain sections of the forum.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]T-Fal wrote:
as you all know I can trololololo all day.
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I think we can appreciate that, but why not do it in GAL?
I mean it’s obvious you’re not a powerlifter. We used to keep the hokey shit in certain sections of the forum.[/quote]
Lol. I don’t think he thinks he’s trolling.
This thread embodies the worst of this site.
Here’s a pretty decent vid of the meet:
[quote]csulli wrote:
Here’s a pretty decent vid of the meet:
Very, very, very few humans have squatted and deadlifted over 900 lbs in their careers, much less in the same meet. I don’t think most people appreciate how rare this is. Couple that with the fact that, as has been mentioned, Henry has never been completely dedicated to powerlifting… It’s just awesome. Whether or not he’s the ‘most impressive human specimen’ or whatever is obviously subjective, but in the context of strength sports, there is definitely a strong argument in favor of this being the case. I don’t know that I could definitely place anyone above him in terms of sheer talent for lifting.
Also, I have a good post that I thought of this morning, brace yourselves for it.
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
Very, very, very few humans have squatted and deadlifted over 900 lbs in their careers, much less in the same meet.[/quote]
And much less at 24 years of age! He had a hell of a lot of natural talent for strength sports that’s for sure.
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