Credit where credit is due though:
He once ate an entire salami in one gulp.
That is not easy. Thats freakin Alpha. 
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I think he prefers his meat a little less aged
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Must we continue derailing this thread for the sake of the person whom I want to share 0 common attributes with?
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I found this interesting considering the convo above….
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Elon Musk is going to come to the fight NeuroLink chipped thinking he has the upper hand.
Then Zuckerberg is going to unplug himself from his wall charger because he’s an android.
Android beats bio-enhanced individual… Odds are that Musk will lose.
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Yeah. Musk admittedly doesn’t do anything physical. Zuckerberg actually is a competitive bjj guy.
I doubt it happens anyways. But two upper echelon guys, each starring in their own set of “elitist” conspiracy theories, are certainly interested in strength and violence as a contest of who’s best.
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Wildcard maneuver- Musk has space lazers. Droidberg thinks he has him and zapow! It was just Musk luring him into the target area.
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Here’s a handy illustrated “how-not-to yikes” guide.
I sincerely hope this was a gay orgy. If this was planned as a vanilla networking event then oh dear lord.
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I’m not understanding why you posted this… I don’t even know what it is. Can you explain?
I bet the comments section is fire.
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Apparently, this is how 19 year old “hustlers” who’ve “embraced the grind” network now. Bunch of dudes. On a boat.
I’m told it’s a Gen Z thing and that I, as an out-of-touch Millennial/Gen Xer, simply cannot understand the importance of spending quality time with future high net worth individuals in the world of Discord revenue streams.
I dunno, a 19 year old me would have preferred women on than boat. Much more women and much less future high net worth individuals.
On a serious note, one of my Gen Z employees showed me this, I laughed for like 5 minutes while he stared at me in confusion. This could very well mean that a lot of the advice given here (I guess the average age cohort skews towards Gen Xers) is outdated in this new world.
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I’m aware that’s what these dudes do, but it’s usually wasted and/or misguided efforts. I have a dude in one of my classes whose personality reeks of ‘hustle culture’, which is really entertaining for me to see.
I’m 29 years old and I’m quite certain I have more in common with men 10+ years my senior than those who are 10 years my junior; often times folks think I’m mid-30’s from temperament and looks alone anyways.
I don’t want to sit on a small boat with a bunch of young dudes who paid to be on it, thinking they’re living it up when drinking Johnny Walker Black and Grey Goose… I’ve nothing to learn from them.
I’m looking for a network of men who wouldn’t think twice about sharing a glass of Johnny Walker Blue while discussing successes and failures of business and life. Not that I drink whiskey anyways.
I struggle to find those whom I can learn something from, frankly. I’ve seen your commentary on more than one subject that shows me you have a few somethings to learn from. Same goes for @Bauber @blshaw @BrickHead @anon18050987 @RT_Nomad @Brant_Drake and @Njord
I’d love to share a drink with the lot of you on a boat, no homo.
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Thanks for the compliments man. Honestly, one of the best one liners I’ve ever heard/read both in real life and on the internet is from @SkyzykS on how “to stop dreaming of a better past”.
The second one in terms of advice/role models is the that “older men who are loved by their children are worth learning from”
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Nobody wants to drink with me though. Not even me.
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I don’t drink, which means we can do…other stuff on the boat. But we’ll have to decide first who’ll wear the ski mask.
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If its an Oceans 11 style criminal caper, I’ll be the waiter, you wera the mask.
If its a clandestine boarding and rescue mission we’ll both wear them so the real Seals don’t know we’re just enjoying a bit of “tactical tourism”.
Edit: I’m really bad about shooting people in the face though. Nerf guns, paintballs, slingshots, doesn’t matter. Im a face shootin motherfu…
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Keep in mind this is a two way street when networking. Ambition will usually find a mentor or two at work who can open doors, make introductions and offer suggestions, but if you want to be on the golf course at 10:30am on a Tuesday, sharing a bottle of $300 scotch while your colleagues are working, ask yourself what you bring to the table.
Not swiping at you, but you belong in your office chair/meeting room continuing to do what you do best… until you’re more valuable than that. If you can’t identify the thing that makes you a peer or at least a skip level golf guy, focus energy on figuring out what it is…separate from ambitiously executing your job, which you should also keep doing.
One gets you professional mentorship, bonuses and occasional raises, the other gets you in the “club”.
And think outside the box. A rival I’m friendly with hired a personal trainer to be his personal assistant because he liked the guy. No homo I’m aware of. Guy had a tough life come up story, can do attitude and fought for a lot of what he had. He gave him a six figure salary as an assistant and taught him how business works. They’re now partners in a few offices they’ve opened since the mentorship. Not a usual story, but find what makes you valuable and different than every other guy you share a row of desks with.
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