How to Dress: At the Gym

Just wear a kilt. You know your squat is deep enough when you feel the floor!

I have 2 pairs of shorts… one white one black. both the exact same short.

dont know how else to say this… but they have a lycra under carriage bit, so there awesome for squats etc.

and then i couple this with any tshirt that is half clean and im good to go.

Scott

T-shirt and sweats. Absorbs a lot of sweat and smells like shit afterwards, but it gets the job done goddamnit. There aren’t any hot chicks at my gym anyway, and I’m not trying to impress anyone.

This also brings something else up: male fashion in general. I have people ragging on me because I wear t-shirts and jeans everyday and own no polos, trendy collared shirts or Affliction tees. Apparently, these are essential in getting pussy. That and $50 Calvin Klein scents. Who the fuck cares, seriously. Money down the drain.

[quote]abcd1234 wrote:
T-shirt and sweats. Absorbs a lot of sweat and smells like shit afterwards, but it gets the job done goddamnit. There aren’t any hot chicks at my gym anyway, and I’m not trying to impress anyone.

This also brings something else up: male fashion in general. I have people ragging on me because I wear t-shirts and jeans everyday and own no polos, trendy collared shirts or Affliction tees. Apparently, these are essential in getting pussy. That and $50 Calvin Klein scents. Who the fuck cares, seriously. Money down the drain. [/quote]

If you’re not worried about it, then neither should anyone else.

I wear sweats 99 percent of the time, with lycra shorts and a short sleeve/wifebeater underneath.

It’s all about function, not appearance.

I go naked.

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
I saw a guy not too long ago at my gym working out in Uggz, probably one of the gayest things.[/quote]

lmfao

[quote]amphibian wrote:
I abandoned all uniform regulations when I retired, and since my beard is now about mid-chest, I doubt how I dress matters even if I do go to a gym on base vs working out in my barn.

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Do you wear anything in case you shit yourself. You know, despite your daughters advice?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
conorh wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
The V-neck shirt will make your neck look skinnier, guys. Go with that.

Why would I want any of my bodypart to look skinnier? Unless it also makes them look longer…

http://www.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/pictures_pics_photo_body_rate_image_performance/the_beast_awakens

He might want his neck to look longer and skinnier…[/quote]

HOLY SHIT.

That’s a hell of a long neck.

“Do you wear anything in case you shit yourself. You know, despite your daughters advice?”

Nah, hygeine’s a crutch.

I wear shitty holy sweats, and a tank…

I wear a cotton T shirt and some Adidas polyester shorts.

It doesnt match, and I dont look “slim” with my “V-neck”.

I think the girls like me enough, even dressed poorly.

I dont need to wear Armani to get a few smiles.

we should have a contest to see who can put together the best gym outfit.

meaning, the most hilarious or who can post the funniest dressed person at the gym.

Thong and poncho. Never wait for equipment again.

550 cord banana hammock, Tivas, beer helmet and a light coat of CLP.

“Tivas” lol :smiley:

I wear rehband neoprene spandex like shorts training events (easier to roll a stone up neoprene than gym shorts), and a lot of times in my gym training I’m barefoot and/or shirtless. Yay for not training in a commercial gym.

sweatshirt + sweats + t-shirt, russian style

[quote]Dirty Gerdy wrote:

Earlier today at Koloseum gym I was told not to drop the weights…I didn’t even think I dropped them…THIS IS AT MILOS SARCEV KOLOSEUM SUPPOSEDLY HARDCORE…NOT…

DG[/quote]

what?! are you serious. DETAILS!

wife beater and a sick azz headband bro

I know all men use “the smell test” for clothing so I won’t even ask that, however, how lenient do you get with your smell test for gym attire? I’ve ended up wearing some pretty bad stuff after waking up and thinking about how I should have done laundry the night before.