How to Dress: At the Gym

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
malonetd wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
The V-neck shirt will make your neck look skinnier, guys. Go with that.

That’s what jumped out at me. Why on Earth would anyone want to make their neck look “slimmer?” And even if I did, I would never wear a v-neck. I don’t care how fashionable they are, they’re fucking ugly.

Maybe on you…[/quote]

show off.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
malonetd wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
The V-neck shirt will make your neck look skinnier, guys. Go with that.

That’s what jumped out at me. Why on Earth would anyone want to make their neck look “slimmer?” And even if I did, I would never wear a v-neck. I don’t care how fashionable they are, they’re fucking ugly.

Maybe on you…

show off.[/quote]

We all develop at different times. Yours will get there soon enough.

[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
I would totally wear jeans to the gym if I wouldn’t get thrown out (I’ve tried it before). And yes, you can squat in jeans. If you disagree tell the draper about it. [/quote]

I used to wear jeans to the gym all the time. For upper body stuff it didn’t matter. Then I tried squatting in jeans. I did it twice and ripped the ass of my pants both times.

I sprung for some under armor boxer briefs for the gym and they are great. They reek to all hell after a good session, but who gives a shit - they’re going in the wash when I get home anyways. Other than that, its a grey synthetic shirt and some lax or basketball shorts for me.

I saw a guy not too long ago at my gym working out in Uggz, probably one of the gayest things.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
malonetd wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
The V-neck shirt will make your neck look skinnier, guys. Go with that.

That’s what jumped out at me. Why on Earth would anyone want to make their neck look “slimmer?” And even if I did, I would never wear a v-neck. I don’t care how fashionable they are, they’re fucking ugly.

Maybe on you…

show off.

We all develop at different times. Yours will get there soon enough.[/quote]

Really! Maybe if I pray hard enough?

Are you there God…?

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
I saw a guy not too long ago at my gym working out in Uggz, probably one of the gayest things.[/quote]

i have done arm day in my combat boots, but that was because I forgot gym shoes and screw missing a workout because I forgot shoes…

I wear a pair of F*ed up warmup pants and a tshirt that I burned a bunch of holes in launching bottle rockets at people last 4th of july…

boxerbriefs are a must though…

BTW, if you havent tried a pair of vibram five finger shoes, you should… they are magical… just wash them once aweek or no one will want to be your friend…

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
I saw a guy not too long ago at my gym working out in Uggz, probably one of the gayest things.[/quote]

Didn’t know they made uggz for guys Or they don’t? Yeah just hearing about a guy in uggz sounds gayer than richard simmons.

Wtf I like wearing my baggy gym pants to workout especially on leg day. Makes my legs feel alot smaller and thus give me a mental boost to hit them harder.

Athletic shorts + underarmor compression shorts+ appropriate shoes +whatever-the-fuck t-shirt.

Been doing the same thing for years.

it’s not rocket science.

My usual workout attire:

Bandana
Oakley wrap-arounds
Tank Top
ZUBAZ
Otomix

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
The V-neck shirt will make your neck look skinnier, guys. Go with that.[/quote]

Why would I want any of my bodypart to look skinnier? Unless it also makes them look longer…

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
strungoutboy21 wrote:
I saw a guy not too long ago at my gym working out in Uggz, probably one of the gayest things.

Didn’t know they made uggz for guys Or they don’t? Yeah just hearing about a guy in uggz sounds gayer than richard simmons.

Wtf I like wearing my baggy gym pants to workout especially on leg day. Makes my legs feel alot smaller and thus give me a mental boost to hit them harder.

[/quote] Actually, uggz makes some decent man shoes. They are not all the fluffy ass dogs and gay looking slipper boots.

you have to know how to dress to pick up chicks at the gym…come on guys.

I just puked all over my screen.

Earlier today at Koloseum gym I was told not to drop the weights…I didn’t even think I dropped them…THIS IS AT MILOS SARCEV KOLOSEUM SUPPOSEDLY HARDCORE…NOT…

Now Golds is going all pussified.

My last hope is to move to Metroflex in TX and hope for the best.

I’m pretty pissed off at all the wanna be hardcore gyms like GOLDS and all the pussified fitness gyms running amock!

THIS SUCKS!

DG

[quote]conorh wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
The V-neck shirt will make your neck look skinnier, guys. Go with that.

Why would I want any of my bodypart to look skinnier? Unless it also makes them look longer…
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http://www.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/pictures_pics_photo_body_rate_image_performance/the_beast_awakens

He might want his neck to look longer and skinnier…

I wear cotton pajama shorts. They make my ass look fantastic and have a button fly in case I need to avail myself of the men’s room.

all you gotta do is throw on some basketball shorts or sweats and any t…i hate those guys that put gel in there hair and try to look good im like bitch if you spent more time hitting the weights and not the mall for new shampoo you wont have to try to look good haha

[quote]lloydk wrote:

Doesn’t matter what you’re dressed like in the gym, it only matters what you look like when you’re undressed outside the gym.
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This has gotten me arrested more times…

[quote]AzCats wrote:
B rocK wrote:
For you clueless poor soles…I give you this!

http://www.goldsgym.com/healthy/newsletter/2009-03/new-body-new-wardrobe-men.php?ref_id=1431&ref_t=Z&originid=46443704

yes that goes for you too Mr. “Spandex Black Shorts Every-time-I-go-to-the-gym” Guy.

Only way to go!

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I abandonded all uniform regulations when I retired, and since my beard is now about midchest, I doubt how I dress matters even if I do go to a gym on base vs working out in my barn.


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