Hot Chicks With Douchebags

im speechless. WTF is wrong? if i gelled my hair and strolled around my town i would be fighting consistantly. Why are these people not getting the shit kicked out of them every week? America - wake up!!!

[quote]supermick wrote:
im speechless. WTF is wrong? if i gelled my hair and strolled around my town i would be fighting consistantly. Why are these people not getting the shit kicked out of them every week? America - wake up!!![/quote]

I don’t get it either. Looking like that in my old neighborhood growing up would be a sure way to become an easy target. Is this the result of wannabe Hilton’s? I couldn’t spend five minutes with some chick who looked like a overtanned Barbie doll.

I just frew up in my mouth

[quote]Gregus wrote:
So the hot women are getting Douchebags? Maybe they’re getting what they see as a better companion and provider?

Afterall we can argue that the guy with the perfect body or the guy who “lifts” or has bigger arms, abs, squats 600 is a real t-man. He should get the hot chick.

What about they nerdy douchebag at the bar that made a million dollars in business. Why is he a douchebag? Based on visual ques? Some of us work on our bodies, some spend just as much time working on building empires of all sizes.

It’s funny to see the small mindedness of a man that is obviously insecure and jellous of a perceptively and seemingly inferior man with a woman that he’d love to score.

So in essence who’s the looser?

Who’s the winner?

Who’s the REAL douchbag?

And lastly who’s mindset is so convoluted with insecurities and stereotypes that they only see these matters in such simplistic terms of judging a man by how he looks when he goes out to have a good time with the hottie. Absurdities abound.[/quote]

Interesting perspective!

William Lezotte-EAUSA

[quote]Professor X wrote:
supermick wrote:
im speechless. WTF is wrong? if i gelled my hair and strolled around my town i would be fighting consistantly. Why are these people not getting the shit kicked out of them every week? America - wake up!!!

I don’t get it either. Looking like that in my old neighborhood growing up would be a sure way to become an easy target. Is this the result of wannabe Hilton’s? I couldn’t spend five minutes with some chick who looked like a overtanned Barbie doll.[/quote]

very true. In addition, there seems to be a lot of flesh being exposed from physiques that frankly are not in good condition.
There is a time and a place for being topless if your a man and unless your stripping for a living a nightclub is not it. Put a shirt on. One that is acually YOUR size not extra small so they make your juice filled guns look bigger than they actually are.

The hair is truely scary. Is this an italian-american thing? Or can this be seen more widespread?

Im disturbed.

[quote]eraserhead wrote:
Only place I know of where woman like men, is actually Russia. [/quote]

Correct!

They indeed like and appreciate MEN as opposed to softer fairy types of androgynous creatures… for sure.

Moscow was GREAT and Kiev and especially Oddessa(Ukraine) has the hottest chicks that side of the Danube River…walking down Ulitza Traverskaya (one block from Red Square) in August was MINDBENDING!!

I thought I was in South Beach Miami…only with MEGA HOT girls of the species that can only be produced by “unintentional” inbreeding for 5 generations of Soviet rule.

Purebread humans breed true…as do purebread dogs.

Can’t wait to go back…a US Passport is the single most atractive feature you can possibly have…that document ia a love charm works like…well…every time.

EAUSA-William Lezotte

[quote]supermick wrote:

The hair is truely scary. Is this an italian-american thing? Or can this be seen more widespread?
[/quote]

It sure as fuck isn’t the thing to do down in the south. They’d get laughed at.

Damn yanks.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
supermick wrote:
im speechless. WTF is wrong? if i gelled my hair and strolled around my town i would be fighting consistantly. Why are these people not getting the shit kicked out of them every week? America - wake up!!![/quote]

I don’t get it either. Looking like that in my old neighborhood growing up would be a sure way to become an easy target. Is this the result of wannabe Hilton’s? I couldn’t spend five minutes with some chick who looked like a overtanned Barbie doll.

and another thing - whats with the global obsession with fake tan. Im sure were not meant to be orange as a species.

Pisses me off, looks shitty and wastes time.

They’re from the suburbs, they don’t walk anywhere.

[quote]skiburr wrote:
Professor X wrote:
supermick wrote:
im speechless. WTF is wrong? if i gelled my hair and strolled around my town i would be fighting consistantly. Why are these people not getting the shit kicked out of them every week? America - wake up!!!

I don’t get it either. Looking like that in my old neighborhood growing up would be a sure way to become an easy target. Is this the result of wannabe Hilton’s? I couldn’t spend five minutes with some chick who looked like a overtanned Barbie doll.
[/quote]

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
True Story: I’m checking out the “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” site this morning before work, when my wife comes into the room and asks what site I’m looking at.

Upon telling her, she goes “hmm, maybe they should put us on there”.

So, getting up to playfully kick her ass, I knock my blender-full strawberry protein shake off the desk and onto our new white carpet.

Awesome way to start my day…[/quote]

you got aone heck of a wife - that is hilarious

[quote]k.elkouhen wrote:
Not so hot chicks and a douchebag with a very small package.[/quote]

that got to be a female in the middle, or at least he/she is converting to one

[quote]K O N G wrote:
The biggest one in Michigan works out at our gym. This guy is around 53 yrs old, wallet colored tan, pierced nipples, pink tank top, blonde hair, super tool. His wife is some 24yr old hot Polish chick, right off the boat. He must of had her shipped over and she’s obviously with him for the cash-ola.
This guy makes Danny Bonaduche look cool.[/quote]

what a L…


HOW COULD YOU GUYS POSSIBLY FORGET:

Jen and Ben…

AND…

Britney and that Big Loser Federline???

Mufasa

…and lest we forget…

Affleck and Federline are with hot RICH chicks!!!

Mufasa

[quote]Mufasa wrote:
…and lest we forget…

Affleck and Federline are with hot RICH chicks!!!

Mufasa[/quote]

ACK, why did you remind us? Sickening.

[quote]supermick wrote:
Professor X wrote:
supermick wrote:
im speechless. WTF is wrong? if i gelled my hair and strolled around my town i would be fighting consistantly. Why are these people not getting the shit kicked out of them every week? America - wake up!!!

I don’t get it either. Looking like that in my old neighborhood growing up would be a sure way to become an easy target. Is this the result of wannabe Hilton’s? I couldn’t spend five minutes with some chick who looked like a overtanned Barbie doll.

very true. In addition, there seems to be a lot of flesh being exposed from physiques that frankly are not in good condition.
There is a time and a place for being topless if your a man and unless your stripping for a living a nightclub is not it. Put a shirt on. One that is acually YOUR size not extra small so they make your juice filled guns look bigger than they actually are.

The hair is truely scary. Is this an italian-american thing? Or can this be seen more widespread?

Im disturbed.[/quote]

It’s not an Italian-American thing, per se.

The ony way to describe it would be to quote Chris Rock:

“There are Italian-Americans and there are Guidos. And the Guidos got ta GO!

[quote]Mufasa wrote:
AND…

Britney and that Big Loser Federline???

Mufasa[/quote]

Hmmm… I consider Britney a douchebag too, so I just laugh at Federline :smiley: Douche marries Douche, the way it should be.