Viva what, mate? Wake up, man!
No. Frickin. Comment.
PS: Yeah, I know, he’s probably a nice bloke.
C’mon kids, sing along!
It’s a douche of hair gel,
a douche of grease,
a douche of neckglasses,
and a douche of more grease.
A douche with earrings,
and a douche with bling,
A douche who needs a beating,
With a shovel and a punch to the face…
hahahahahahahhahahahahha
That really did make me laugh out loud.
Man, this should be called “Hoochie Mamma with Douchebags”
I own that Viva shirt LMFAO!
Unfortunatly or mayb fortunatly I but em so they’re kinda tight (yeah guys I like the clothes I wear out to be fairly tight so that way women look and get a better idea what I look like nekkid, then I get laid). It’s the same thing they do yet imo it’s not nearly on the same level as elaborate hair styles that take hrs to do, or wearing make up, and I dont’ know wtf to say about the sunglasses at night.
I will say some guys I know here at the shore will get to the bar when it’s still light outside. Then there’s some who like to do particular drugs that make their eyes look very suspicious, however as I’ve pointed out to a few of them if you’re wearing sunglasses in a club/bar at 1 in the morning you’re not fooling anyone.
Thankfully (digital) cameras weren’t invented when I was young and making a fool out of myself…
[quote]vroom wrote:
Thankfully (digital) cameras weren’t invented when I was young and making a fool out of myself…[/quote]
Well they’re out now when you’re just making a fool out of yourself and aren’t young anymore 
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Well they’re out now when you’re just making a fool out of yourself and aren’t young anymore :)[/quote]
Shhhh!
[quote]Miserere wrote:
No. Frickin. Comment.
PS: Yeah, I know, he’s probably a nice bloke.[/quote]
I bet if she hadnt bought her tits, that ‘nice blokes’ tits would be bigger.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
I bet if she hadnt bought her tits, that ‘nice blokes’ tits would be bigger.[/quote]
I think they’re bigger anyway! 
Bloomfield yes, guido central, esp. Wed nites at Taste. Hot ass chicks though.
Bayonne? Hell no. Bayonne’s a solid, heavily mixed working-class town, not the kind of place where you see dorks with porcupine hair and instatans.
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We’re not all like that man…c’mon. It’s only the guido bastards from Bloomfield and Bayonne, not the rest of us.
I fucking hate’em all.
IT’S NIGHTTIME! DON’T WHERE FUCKING SUNGLASSES GODDAMNIT!!![/quote]
[quote]vroom wrote:
Thankfully (digital) cameras weren’t invented when I was young and making a fool out of myself…[/quote]
Good call, I was at the mall the other day and noticed the what I believe they call the Emo’s alternative rock kids. They are androgynous with tight clothes kinda of a repeat of the 70’s punk look and I it reminded me of my Slayer Metallica longhaired days many moons ago.
D
The best are the fucking douches, male and female, that try to use their cell phone in the middle of the club. Yeah that works!
[quote]Sonny S wrote:
Bloomfield yes, guido central, esp. Wed nites at Taste. Hot ass chicks though.
Bayonne? Hell no. Bayonne’s a solid, heavily mixed working-class town, not the kind of place where you see dorks with porcupine hair and instatans.
[/quote]
Taste is the definition of hell for me. My girlfriend went there once, and showed me pictures…wow.
I fucking hate’em all.
IT’S NIGHTTIME! DON’T WHERE FUCKING SUNGLASSES GODDAMNIT!!!
[/quote]
Look at this douchebag!
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
Look at this douchebag![/quote]
Is that one of the guys from the Blue Man Group, sans paint ?
[quote]Gregus wrote:
It’s funny to see the small mindedness of a man that is obviously insecure and jellous of a perceptively and seemingly inferior man with a woman that he’d love to score.
So in essence who’s the looser?
[/quote]
“jellous” - jealous
“looser” - loser (in this context)
Oi! Please spellcheck before you submit - that was painful to read… 
On the subject of douche bags with hotties, all I can say is, that’s the funniest website I’ve ever seen! Thanks for the laugh!
[quote]jasonigor wrote:
Nate Dogg wrote:
Look at this douchebag!
Is that one of the guys from the Blue Man Group, sans paint ?[/quote]
Yeah, I moonlight as a Blue Man on the weekends.
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
Look at this douchebag![/quote]
The funny thing about that shirt is that if Nate was wearing a bag over his head and all I saw was the shirt at the D.C. seminar, I still would have known it was him…
[quote]ellenu wrote:
Gregus wrote:
It’s funny to see the small mindedness of a man that is obviously insecure and jellous of a perceptively and seemingly inferior man with a woman that he’d love to score.
So in essence who’s the looser?
“jellous” - jealous
“looser” - loser (in this context)
Oi! Please spellcheck before you submit - that was painful to read…
[/quote]
LOL. All while calling others “smallminded” no less.