The NJ Douchebag


I guess being from Canada and never going to New Jersey, I have no idea what the big deal is about these guys. We have people that look like them here in Canada. They are normal guys that have some sense of style that is theirs. I respect that. Most are pretty cool to hang out with around here.

So why do these guys get lots of flack? I don’t get it.
Its pretty bad when even Jimmy Fallon was making fun of these guys.

More fodder.

This should give you a good idea…

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

More fodder.[/quote]

All I see are some hot chicks with some party d00ds. I don’t understand it.

[quote]MUthrows94 wrote:
This should give you a good idea…
Dropout - Independent, ad-free, uncensored comedy. [/quote]

So cause these guys kinda work out and tan lots. They take some kinda pharma enhancement when not ready and they fight and drink lots. They also seem to be good with the ladies on average. They are douche-bags?

I know some people that are like that. Cept they listen to hip-hop and they ride around in stolen cars(sometimes). They sell drugs and they have a different skin color. Does that make them douche-bags too?

I know some other guys that do this and they have long hair or shaved heads and they drink lots. They start lots of fights in bars if you even look at them wrong. Some of them are on AAS and work out lots and some do MMA. Did I mention they have good looking biker/stripper chicks with them? Oh and they ride around on choppers or harley’s. Hmmm does that make them douche-bags?

They all seem like d00ds full of piss and vinegar that like to party, work out and take steroids. Yeah they might be dicks but there are lots of other people that dress other ways that are just as fucked. But nobody ever talks about that. This is why I don’t get it.

I see guys like these all the time here. They are the average 19-24 yr old kid that goes to bars on Friday and Saturday night. Get drunk. Pick up chicks. Get into fights. They are mostly in college. I could take anyone out around here to bars and you will see the bars pack with guys like this. Since this is a college town there are lots of bars. So this is almost the norm.

[quote]dirtbag wrote:
MUthrows94 wrote:
This should give you a good idea…

So cause these guys kinda work out and tan lots. They take some kinda pharma enhancement when not ready and they fight and drink lots. They also seem to be good with the ladies on average. They are douche-bags?

I know some people that are like that. Cept they listen to hip-hop and they ride around in stolen cars(sometimes). They sell drugs and they have a different skin color. Does that make them douche-bags too?

I know some other guys that do this and they have long hair or shaved heads and they drink lots. They start lots of fights in bars if you even look at them wrong. Some of them are on AAS and work out lots and some do MMA. Did I mention they have good looking biker/stripper chicks with them? Oh and they ride around on choppers or harley’s. Hmmm does that make them douche-bags?

They all seem like d00ds full of piss and vinegar that like to party, work out and take steroids. Yeah they might be dicks but there are lots of other people that dress other ways that are just as fucked. But nobody ever talks about that. This is why I don’t get it.

I see guys like these all the time here. They are the average 19-24 yr old kid that goes to bars on Friday and Saturday night. Get drunk. Pick up chicks. Get into fights. They are mostly in college. I could take anyone out around here to bars and you will see the bars pack with guys like this. Since this is a college town there are lots of bars. So this is almost the norm. [/quote]

If your whole life revolves around looking good, partying, and posturing, then yeah you’re a fucking douchebag.

If your clothes are worth more than my car and you didn’t pay for them yourself but you act like you’re better than everyone else because you’re wearing them, yes, you’re a douchebag.

Alot of the guys in these pics may just be normal guys that wear their hair funny and dress alike but are otherwise totally normal. I doubt it though.

Oh, and the hotchickswithdouchebags website is total BS. Every dude looks like a douchebag next to a smokin hot chick unless he’s a pro athlete or a rock star.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
MUthrows94 wrote:
This should give you a good idea…

So cause these guys kinda work out and tan lots. They take some kinda pharma enhancement when not ready and they fight and drink lots. They also seem to be good with the ladies on average. They are douche-bags?

I know some people that are like that. Cept they listen to hip-hop and they ride around in stolen cars(sometimes). They sell drugs and they have a different skin color. Does that make them douche-bags too?

I know some other guys that do this and they have long hair or shaved heads and they drink lots. They start lots of fights in bars if you even look at them wrong. Some of them are on AAS and work out lots and some do MMA. Did I mention they have good looking biker/stripper chicks with them? Oh and they ride around on choppers or harley’s. Hmmm does that make them douche-bags?

They all seem like d00ds full of piss and vinegar that like to party, work out and take steroids. Yeah they might be dicks but there are lots of other people that dress other ways that are just as fucked. But nobody ever talks about that. This is why I don’t get it.

I see guys like these all the time here. They are the average 19-24 yr old kid that goes to bars on Friday and Saturday night. Get drunk. Pick up chicks. Get into fights. They are mostly in college. I could take anyone out around here to bars and you will see the bars pack with guys like this. Since this is a college town there are lots of bars. So this is almost the norm.

If your whole life revolves around looking good, partying, and posturing, then yeah you’re a fucking douchebag.

If your clothes are worth more than my car and you didn’t pay for them yourself but you act like you’re better than everyone else because you’re wearing them, yes, you’re a douchebag.

Alot of the guys in these pics may just be normal guys that wear their hair funny and dress alike but are otherwise totally normal. I doubt it though.

Oh, and the hotchickswithdouchebags website is total BS. Every dude looks like a douchebag next to a smokin hot chick unless he’s a pro athlete or a rock star.[/quote]

I guess there are lots of douche-bags where I am. Cause its not uncommon for people here that save for a month to go out and get grey goose table services and blow tons of cash and shit at a bar and posture and shit. When in reality these people are dirt poor and can’t afford anything.

[quote]dirtbag wrote:
MUthrows94 wrote:
This should give you a good idea…

So cause these guys kinda work out and tan lots. They take some kinda pharma enhancement when not ready and they fight and drink lots. They also seem to be good with the ladies on average. They are douche-bags?

I know some people that are like that. Cept they listen to hip-hop and they ride around in stolen cars(sometimes). They sell drugs and they have a different skin color. Does that make them douche-bags too?

I know some other guys that do this and they have long hair or shaved heads and they drink lots. They start lots of fights in bars if you even look at them wrong. Some of them are on AAS and work out lots and some do MMA. Did I mention they have good looking biker/stripper chicks with them? Oh and they ride around on choppers or harley’s. Hmmm does that make them douche-bags?

They all seem like d00ds full of piss and vinegar that like to party, work out and take steroids. Yeah they might be dicks but there are lots of other people that dress other ways that are just as fucked. But nobody ever talks about that. This is why I don’t get it.

I see guys like these all the time here. They are the average 19-24 yr old kid that goes to bars on Friday and Saturday night. Get drunk. Pick up chicks. Get into fights. They are mostly in college. I could take anyone out around here to bars and you will see the bars pack with guys like this. Since this is a college town there are lots of bars. So this is almost the norm. [/quote]

Where in Ontario do you live? Because I go to school in Waterloo, and am now living in Ottawa and have yet to see any of these “Guido/douche bags”. Up until this point I thought they were basically satirical charicatures of the typical frat boy persona.

[quote]dirtbag wrote:
I guess there are lots of douche-bags where I am. Cause its not uncommon for people here that save for a month to go out and get grey goose table services and blow tons of cash and shit at a bar and posture and shit. When in reality these people are dirt poor and can’t afford anything.[/quote]

Style over substance = douchebag

[quote]JLu wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
MUthrows94 wrote:
This should give you a good idea…

So cause these guys kinda work out and tan lots. They take some kinda pharma enhancement when not ready and they fight and drink lots. They also seem to be good with the ladies on average. They are douche-bags?

I know some people that are like that. Cept they listen to hip-hop and they ride around in stolen cars(sometimes). They sell drugs and they have a different skin color. Does that make them douche-bags too?

I know some other guys that do this and they have long hair or shaved heads and they drink lots. They start lots of fights in bars if you even look at them wrong. Some of them are on AAS and work out lots and some do MMA. Did I mention they have good looking biker/stripper chicks with them? Oh and they ride around on choppers or harley’s. Hmmm does that make them douche-bags?

They all seem like d00ds full of piss and vinegar that like to party, work out and take steroids. Yeah they might be dicks but there are lots of other people that dress other ways that are just as fucked. But nobody ever talks about that. This is why I don’t get it.

I see guys like these all the time here. They are the average 19-24 yr old kid that goes to bars on Friday and Saturday night. Get drunk. Pick up chicks. Get into fights. They are mostly in college. I could take anyone out around here to bars and you will see the bars pack with guys like this. Since this is a college town there are lots of bars. So this is almost the norm.

Where in Ontario do you live? Because I go to school in Waterloo, and am now living in Ottawa and have yet to see any of these “Guido/douche bags”. Up until this point I thought they were basically satirical charicatures of the typical frat boy persona.[/quote]

London, University of Western Ontario is here and lots of people look like those guys.

Ah, haven’t been down there since I was like 4. Hopefully they stay isolated to your area lol.

Honestly, until you’ve been to Jersey/most parts of Long Island, where they’re EVERYWHERE, you cannot fully appreciate how obnoxious these idiots are.

[quote]JLu wrote:
Ah, haven’t been down there since I was like 4. Hopefully they stay isolated to your area lol.[/quote]

haha!! You can have them honestly!

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Honestly, until you’ve been to Jersey/most parts of Long Island, where they’re EVERYWHERE, you cannot fully appreciate how obnoxious these idiots are.[/quote]

I have to point out that there are many parts of NJ (where I live, thankfully) where you don’t find these guys. Then again, I avoid Paramus, the Garden State Mall, Willowbrook Mall, etc at all costs.

DB

I hope this phenomenon doesn’t move out west. We have enough douchebag-ness going on here already. But from the links provided, this is the pinnacle.

Dirt:

Are you in Woodbridge? The guido phenomenon is alive & well over there - you cross north of Hwy 7 & they’re there. They’re in the gym working their hawt abz of course. Simply put, the NJ douchebag gets more exposure than our local species & they must get more tanning minutes.

[quote]dirtbag wrote:
JLu wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
MUthrows94 wrote:
This should give you a good idea…

So cause these guys kinda work out and tan lots. They take some kinda pharma enhancement when not ready and they fight and drink lots. They also seem to be good with the ladies on average. They are douche-bags?

I know some people that are like that. Cept they listen to hip-hop and they ride around in stolen cars(sometimes). They sell drugs and they have a different skin color. Does that make them douche-bags too?

I know some other guys that do this and they have long hair or shaved heads and they drink lots. They start lots of fights in bars if you even look at them wrong. Some of them are on AAS and work out lots and some do MMA. Did I mention they have good looking biker/stripper chicks with them? Oh and they ride around on choppers or harley’s. Hmmm does that make them douche-bags?

They all seem like d00ds full of piss and vinegar that like to party, work out and take steroids. Yeah they might be dicks but there are lots of other people that dress other ways that are just as fucked. But nobody ever talks about that. This is why I don’t get it.

I see guys like these all the time here. They are the average 19-24 yr old kid that goes to bars on Friday and Saturday night. Get drunk. Pick up chicks. Get into fights. They are mostly in college. I could take anyone out around here to bars and you will see the bars pack with guys like this. Since this is a college town there are lots of bars. So this is almost the norm.

Where in Ontario do you live? Because I go to school in Waterloo, and am now living in Ottawa and have yet to see any of these “Guido/douche bags”. Up until this point I thought they were basically satirical charicatures of the typical frat boy persona.

London, University of Western Ontario is here and lots of people look like those guys.[/quote]

if you want to see these douchebags in action go to 29 and park on a saturday night. the last time i was there i felt like i was the only guy who didn’t watch growing up gotti religiously!