[quote]Miserere wrote:
Ahhh, what the hell, have to post this too:
Sometimes suicide is the only option.[/quote]
I want my 45 seconds back.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
That fucking douche, BIGRAGOO![/quote]
Thanks ass, I just spit out my cereal laughing.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
True Story: I’m checking out the “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” site this morning before work, when my wife comes into the room and asks what site I’m looking at.[/quote]
Upon telling her, she goes “hmm, maybe they should put us on there”.
[quote]
So, getting up to playfully kick her ass, I knock my blender-full strawberry protein shake off the desk and onto our new white carpet.
Awesome way to start my day…[/quote]
Thats hilarious!
[quote]4est wrote:
"Words… they fail me at at time like this… I feel strangely cold in the presence of such unholy douchebaggery. I struggle against the avalanche of douchitude… but my mortal soul is no match for the greasy hair gel, the Jesus bling or the pansy ass dress-shirt. The 'Bag overwhelms. There are no survivors. He is all powerful in his 'baggedness. I must humbly bow to his unholy power and crawl back to my hovel, defeated.
I stare at the gorgeous honeys to the left and right as they fondle him and my head explodes.
There is no God.
There is no God."[/quote]
Have faith, my friend. Any goober can get shots like that at any motorcycle or car show. Those two girls don’t seem to be too intrested anyway in the dude in the woman’s boobie shirt.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
It is Jersey. North Jersey, to be precise.
There is an explanation, though:
I once heard a black comedian talking about how it’s always the most stereotypical dumbass black guy who gets on the news to comment on whatever happened that day.
That’s North Jersey.
There’s plenty of normal humans here, or at least plenty of people who look normal.
However, if you were going to waste precious megabytes on a picture, whose image would you capture: the guy in jeans and a black T-shirt minding his own business (possibly reading, or drinking a Guiness, or something else that denotes intelligence); or, would you take a picture of the bloated juice-monkey in a wife-beater and spike hair?
Are these ginzo douchebags (and I say ‘ginzo’ because where I’m from, Jews and Italians and Irish are all allowed to mock each other mercilessly) representative of North Jersey?
No.
But they’re definitely from here.[/quote]
What you’re saying is definitly true.
I’m from Delaware, but go to school in Hoboken, NJ. I would say it’s probably only 15% or so of the male population my age that dresses/acts like that, but they are so flamboyantly noticable it seems like it’s everyone.
I’m going to the Jersey shore with friends on Sunday. It could get ugly…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
It was 2002 before news stations in Houston quit interviewing the one black guy in a 5 sq mile radius who couldn’t pronounce real words. There would be some guy in a suit carrying a briefcase standing right behind the camera and they’ll skip him to interview the one still wearing a jheri curl.[/quote]
Chris Rock does a long bit about stuff like this in “Bring the Pain.” I was in tears the first time I listened to it.
No douche here (I’m more of a goober/dork), and my wife is certainly waaaaaaay hotter that I. I just got lucky. Anyway, I was at a bar with her for a Christmas party. We go up the the bartender, who is crosseyed as all get-out, and order our drinks. As I pay the guy and start walking away, he stops me and looks at me with his one eye and says in all seriousness “hey, looks like someone is dateing outside his gene pool”.
All I could do was laugh. I wouldn’t be surprised to see us on that website.
[quote]The Brain wrote:
I hope this isn’t to big. At least he looks kinda shitty about it.[/quote]
OH, HAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLL NO! That must be a joke. Not that she’s so hot, but he can’t really dress like that. He’s going to a costume party or something, maybe an 80’s party. Holy crap! What a goober.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Matgic wrote:
Professor X wrote:
You’re right. People like that would get laughed at in Texas. Is he wearing lip gloss? The shoulder acne indicates his relatively minor level of muscle mass probably wasn’t exactly achieved due to really good German Creatine.
Ya know what’s funny? I was thinking the exact same thing. I’ve never been to North Jersey, but being that I get out to the Manhattan nightclub scene, these types of guys infest many of the clubs. Stupid pansy boys who think they’re real men because they can order some roids and gain 15 lbs of muscle.
In fact, when I was younger, part of my motivation for lifting and getting bigger was simply because I couldn’t let these tools have a one-up on me. Even if they didn’t know shit about training or eating and were mainly assisted by AAS.
-MAtt
It is Jersey. North Jersey, to be precise.
There is an explanation, though:
I once heard a black comedian talking about how it’s always the most stereotypical dumbass black guy who gets on the news to comment on whatever happened that day.
That’s North Jersey.
There’s plenty of normal humans here, or at least plenty of people who look normal.
However, if you were going to waste precious megabytes on a picture, whose image would you capture: the guy in jeans and a black T-shirt minding his own business (possibly reading, or drinking a Guiness, or something else that denotes intelligence); or, would you take a picture of the bloated juice-monkey in a wife-beater and spike hair?
Are these ginzo douchebags (and I say ‘ginzo’ because where I’m from, Jews and Italians and Irish are all allowed to mock each other mercilessly) representative of North Jersey?
No.
But they’re definitely from here.[/quote]
I feel your pain man. But believe me, I have enough friends in Jersey to know they aren’t all like growing up Gotti. Now Staten Island, that’s a whole different story…
I kid.
But seriously, Staten Island. shakes head
Nonetheless, I’m sure some of these growing up Gotti boys aren’t so bad. Well, I’m not really sure about that. But there probably are a few.
-MAtt
Here’s another douchebag
with a hot chick…!
Rockscar!
[quote]PGJ wrote:
The Brain wrote:
I hope this isn’t to big. At least he looks kinda shitty about it.
OH, HAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLL NO! That must be a joke. Not that she’s so hot, but he can’t really dress like that. He’s going to a costume party or something, maybe an 80’s party. Holy crap! What a goober.
[/quote]
He has the whole Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack thing going…ROFL It wasn’t even cool back then was it?
ROFL
omg I cackled out loud on that one.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Here’s another douchebag
with a hot chick…!
Rockscar![/quote]
Pointing at the camera, stupid pout, sunglasses indoors, Professor X groupie…
Definitely douchebag!
everyones seen this right?
[quote]Jmiller558 wrote:
everyones seen this right?
http://factualmaterial.com/douchebag.htm[/quote]
That was OUTSTANDING! He looks like half the high school kids here.
[quote]4est wrote:
ROFL
omg I cackled out loud on that one.[/quote]
Which one.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
King Douche right here:p[/quote]
That guy SUCKS!!!
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
King Douche right here:p
So much of a douche, he doesn’t need a woman.[/quote]
He’s pretty. Who is he?
Look at this douche! The person taking the photo didnt even want to get close to him!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
King Douche right here:p
That guy SUCKS!!![/quote]
That’s the word on the street.