[quote]comedypedro wrote:
Douchebagery!!![/quote]
Be nice, the kid’s obviouisly got a mental disability. The pic is probably from a benefit concert for his condition.
DB
That fucking douche, BIGRAGOO!
[quote]brads1111 wrote:
Valid, but the plastic guy with pink lips and the guy with the green satin jacket look like idiots. Glass Joe is a kid and I’m sure most of us looked a lot like that at some point I know I did. Ok, maybe not the bad face or hunting hat but you get the idea. Some of these guys suck though.
I think that the guy that puts on a look just to please someone else and not just for himself and is thus phony is a douche in my not so humble opinion. Me, I’m bulking up. I feel like when I was ripped at 180 lbs or even more so 170 lbs I got more looks from girls but I want a certain look. I’m at 262 with 30 percent bodyfat. My neck is at 20.5". I spend 3 hours a week working it. (G-force training by Thib)My head and neck look like a thumb. To some that’s dumb. To me it’s cool. To each his own I guess. To thy own self be true.
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True. Very true indeed.
[quote]Gregus wrote:
And lastly who’s mindset is so convoluted with insecurities and stereotypes that they only see these matters in such simplistic terms of judging a man by how he looks when he goes out to have a good time with the hottie. Absurdities abound.[/quote]
There is nothing wrong with goofy guys dating/marrying beautiful women. I believe that I am married to a woman who is far too attractive for me.
That said, guys that fit this category are not just detectable by looks, but by behavior.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
That fucking douche, BIGRAGOO![/quote]
Hahaha, there’s your jealousy rearing it’s ugly head again.
Only place I know of where woman like men, is actually Russia.
[quote]4est wrote:
"Words… they fail me at at time like this… I feel strangely cold in the presence of such unholy douchebaggery. I struggle against the avalanche of douchitude… but my mortal soul is no match for the greasy hair gel, the Jesus bling or the pansy ass dress-shirt. The 'Bag overwhelms. There are no survivors. He is all powerful in his 'baggedness. I must humbly bow to his unholy power and crawl back to my hovel, defeated.
I stare at the gorgeous honeys to the left and right as they fondle him and my head explodes.
There is no God.
There is no God."[/quote]
Is that guy wearing a dress? The girl on the left looks pissed…maybe it’s hers.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
They’re like…plastic people. [/quote]
She could use a little more plastic…up top.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You’re right. People like that would get laughed at in Texas. Is he wearing lip gloss? The shoulder acne indicates his relatively minor level of muscle mass probably wasn’t exactly achieved due to really good German Creatine.[/quote]
Ya know what’s funny? I was thinking the exact same thing. I’ve never been to North Jersey, but being that I get out to the Manhattan nightclub scene, these types of guys infest many of the clubs. Stupid pansy boys who think they’re real men because they can order some roids and gain 15 lbs of muscle.
In fact, when I was younger, part of my motivation for lifting and getting bigger was simply because I couldn’t let these tools have a one-up on me. Even if they didn’t know shit about training or eating and were mainly assisted by AAS.
-MAtt
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
That fucking douche, BIGRAGOO!
Hahaha, there’s your jealousy rearing it’s ugly head again.[/quote]
HAHAHAHA! I knew you would get a kick out of that!
Anybody got that video of the kid doing the “Guido Dance” for show and tell?
I think posting it here would be most appropos…
B.
hahahaha these guys are GIANT HEFTY BAGS FILLED WITH DOUCHE, Jeeeeeeeeeezus.
Every time I hear the term Jersey or Jersey Shore i cant help about thinking of that tool on MTV or whatever that had a beach house on the shore and though he was huge in his wife beater and kangaloo hat. And him and his buddies all thought they were in the movie goodfellas…haha to good. Also the Growing up Gotti look is one of the worst “Looks” that has ever be popularized. One of the reason i have never gone to clubs is b/c i cannot stand the fact that i will probably see Douche Bags like this, that and the ffact that Im straight.(Here come all the straight guys who club telling me clubbing is manley etc. etc. etc.)
I hope this isn’t to big. At least he looks kinda shitty about it.
It’s probably time to repost the famous Douchebag Warning:
I laugh (in a sad kind of way) every time I watch it.
[quote]hedo wrote:
4est wrote:
"Words… they fail me at at time like this… I feel strangely cold in the presence of such unholy douchebaggery. I struggle against the avalanche of douchitude… but my mortal soul is no match for the greasy hair gel, the Jesus bling or the pansy ass dress-shirt. The 'Bag overwhelms. There are no survivors. He is all powerful in his 'baggedness. I must humbly bow to his unholy power and crawl back to my hovel, defeated.
I stare at the gorgeous honeys to the left and right as they fondle him and my head explodes.
There is no God.
There is no God."
Is that guy wearing a dress? The girl on the left looks pissed…maybe it’s hers.
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I like his dog tags. I’m pretty sure he didn’t serve with me in the Army…or with anyone in any military branch. If you didn’t serve in the military…don’t fucking wear dog tags (unless you wearing a kick ass tank top like his!!!)
Ahhh, what the hell, have to post this too:
Sometimes suicide is the only option.
[quote]Matgic wrote:
Professor X wrote:
You’re right. People like that would get laughed at in Texas. Is he wearing lip gloss? The shoulder acne indicates his relatively minor level of muscle mass probably wasn’t exactly achieved due to really good German Creatine.
Ya know what’s funny? I was thinking the exact same thing. I’ve never been to North Jersey, but being that I get out to the Manhattan nightclub scene, these types of guys infest many of the clubs. Stupid pansy boys who think they’re real men because they can order some roids and gain 15 lbs of muscle.
In fact, when I was younger, part of my motivation for lifting and getting bigger was simply because I couldn’t let these tools have a one-up on me. Even if they didn’t know shit about training or eating and were mainly assisted by AAS.
-MAtt[/quote]
It is Jersey. North Jersey, to be precise.
There is an explanation, though:
I once heard a black comedian talking about how it’s always the most stereotypical dumbass black guy who gets on the news to comment on whatever happened that day.
That’s North Jersey.
There’s plenty of normal humans here, or at least plenty of people who look normal.
However, if you were going to waste precious megabytes on a picture, whose image would you capture: the guy in jeans and a black T-shirt minding his own business (possibly reading, or drinking a Guiness, or something else that denotes intelligence); or, would you take a picture of the bloated juice-monkey in a wife-beater and spike hair?
Are these ginzo douchebags (and I say ‘ginzo’ because where I’m from, Jews and Italians and Irish are all allowed to mock each other mercilessly) representative of North Jersey?
No.
But they’re definitely from here.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Anybody got that video of the kid doing the “Guido Dance” for show and tell?
I think posting it here would be most appropos…
B.[/quote]
Is it any of these?:
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Matgic wrote:
Professor X wrote:
You’re right. People like that would get laughed at in Texas. Is he wearing lip gloss? The shoulder acne indicates his relatively minor level of muscle mass probably wasn’t exactly achieved due to really good German Creatine.
Ya know what’s funny? I was thinking the exact same thing. I’ve never been to North Jersey, but being that I get out to the Manhattan nightclub scene, these types of guys infest many of the clubs. Stupid pansy boys who think they’re real men because they can order some roids and gain 15 lbs of muscle.
In fact, when I was younger, part of my motivation for lifting and getting bigger was simply because I couldn’t let these tools have a one-up on me. Even if they didn’t know shit about training or eating and were mainly assisted by AAS.
-MAtt
It is Jersey. North Jersey, to be precise.
There is an explanation, though:
I once heard a black comedian talking about how it’s always the most stereotypical dumbass black guy who gets on the news to comment on whatever happened that day.
That’s North Jersey.
There’s plenty of normal humans here, or at least plenty of people who look normal.
However, if you were going to waste precious megabytes on a picture, whose image would you capture: the guy in jeans and a black T-shirt minding his own business (possibly reading, or drinking a Guiness, or something else that denotes intelligence); or, would you take a picture of the bloated juice-monkey in a wife-beater and spike hair?
Are these ginzo douchebags (and I say ‘ginzo’ because where I’m from, Jews and Italians and Irish are all allowed to mock each other mercilessly) representative of North Jersey?
No.
But they’re definitely from here.[/quote]
It was 2002 before news stations in Houston quit interviewing the one black guy in a 5 sq mile radius who couldn’t pronounce real words. There would be some guy in a suit carrying a briefcase standing right behind the camera and they’ll skip him to interview the one still wearing a jheri curl.
True Story: I’m checking out the “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” site this morning before work, when my wife comes into the room and asks what site I’m looking at.
Upon telling her, she goes “hmm, maybe they should put us on there”.
So, getting up to playfully kick her ass, I knock my blender-full strawberry protein shake off the desk and onto our new white carpet.
Awesome way to start my day…