Homeopathy?

[quote]wufwugy wrote:
doogie wrote:
Bullshit.

from the link… “It has been established beyond doubt and accepted by many researchers, that the placebo-controlled randomised controlled trial is not a fitting research tool with which to test homeopathy.”

well then, what is?[/quote]

You left out the first part that puts that quote in perspective:

A spokeswoman from the Society of Homeopaths said: "Many previous studies have demonstrated that homeopathy has an effect over and above placebo.

“It has been established beyond doubt and accepted by many researchers, that the placebo-controlled randomised controlled trial is not a fitting research tool with which to test homeopathy.”

He’s not exactly an unbiased source.

her lojik iz werse than my spelleen.

I am a strong believer in homeopathy.

I use oral, topical and inhaled means of delivery of homeopathy.

Every day I drink water, take a shower and breath in the air’s moisture.

Lukily, with water’s memory of molecules it’s been in contact with, I basically ingest every form of ‘‘imprinted’’ heavy metals, toxic chemicals, human wastes, hormones, antibiotics, viral molecules and so on.

So it is only normal to see that I am in perfect health.

However,I am strongly opposed to the homeopathic industry that are pumping us full of poisons and indulge in misleading labelling.

Did you know that they never mention the metal with with the pipes in their factories are made off, which leave imprints on the water, they don’t mentionned the silicate in their glass beackers or the various types of plastics that they use to make their bottles…cause you know the water molecules in the bottle’s moistures will condense on the sugary pellets and you will ingest it.

Frankly, this is an abomination. Damn, capitalistic homeopathic lobby.

Oh, and before I forget, drinking your own pee makes you super strong and healthy, ear wax blocks the evil in your head from leaving and your body is full of toxins and therefore requires frequent colon cleansing (I recommend adding Ajax for that extra little something, or if you have access to it, some extra strenght industrial cleaner).

AlexH.

i nearly missed the satire.

I like others also have taken Homeopathy for asthma, Ive used it for many years now (more than 8) and I used to get very bad asthma attacks (1 a year) and had to lay in a hospital bed for atleast 3 days with a ventalin mask on. Since I started Homeopathy, I havent went back since.

I can assure people it works