Just wanted to pop in and say howdy to the forum. I’m in Juarez right now on assignment for T-mag. Cy Willson is with me, too. Man, do we have some stories to tell when we get back! This place is like a foreign country. Oh wait… nevermind. I’m off to Club Vertigo, then it’s up early for a workout at a gym we found nearby. Gym on one street, pharmacia on the next. Later…
Cy: So THAT’S where you are, in Mexico! Many of us on The Forum have been waiting for the results of your study:
“Double Blind, Placebo, and Swollowing Controlled Study: The Effects of Freak Induced Fallatio On Both Androgen Induced Testosterone Elevation and Spunk Volume and Velocity”.
(I think you said you were working FEVERISHLY in the lab to perhaps induce (produce?) some statistically significant data?). We readers of T-Mag anxiously await the publication of your results! Mufasa!
Don’t forget to mention how the women over there are.
Hey Chris, I grew up in El Paso, right across the border. Don’t forget to go to Fausto’s (a filthy strip joint, but good for laughing at fat strippers)and Chihuahua Charlie’s (pretty nice restaurant). I remember one time at the Copacaban (now defunct) I drank 10 tequila shots in a span of five minutes, on a dare…well I guess I don’t remember much of it after all. It was two shots for a dollar, so it didn’t cost much. Take care.
Hey Hyok, so you grew up in El Paso? I grew up in Las Cruces. I never did like to go to Juarez much, too many horror stories from friends who either got jumped crossing the bridge or got thrown in Mexican jail.
Sorry guys, I wasn’t able to perform any testing. Chris’ workout partner and I were VERY close to getting laid but the club owner decided to steal the only two American girls and take them downstairs to get drunk. Ah well, mine was on the chunky side anyhow. I tried to hook up with some chicas but my lack of spanish-speaking skills pretty much brought that to a halt. They sure liked to stare and smile though. Oh and if Chris says something about a guy trying to feel my muscles and hanging around me, IT’s a lie! lol It was uhh…Chris who experienced that embarrassing moment.
Don’t worry though, as I have a study participant arriving next Wednesday. I’ll keep you posted. 
Yeah, I grew up most of my life in El Paso. Class of '89 from Andress High. I could have gone to Harvard on the Border (aka UT El Paso), also known derisively as Taco Tech, but opted to go as far away as possible, and went GWU in DC. Ironically, my job right now sometimes takes me to El Paso because we have a manufacturing plant there. I stay with my parents and sleep in my old room. Las Cruces is a much nicer town–less pollution and crime. Actually, I enjoy visiting El Paso now, since I don’t feel like I’m stuck there.
I’m not in Las Cruces anymore either. Went to NMSU for 7 years but since there were no jobs in NM and since I got offered a job in Wyoming I moved there. You’re right, LC used to be nice but its kind of skanky now. Gangs are moving in at a rapid rate. George Washington U is a LONG way from El Paso, must have been a culture shock to say the least.
Cy, not that I ever doubted you, but you weren’t kidding about that whole Tribex-500/ejaculatory volume thing. I’ve been using the stuff for a while, and WOW! You guys should market this stuff to pornstars (or maybe get an endorsement). Seriously, be careful down there, or else the rumor will start among the ladies that American men aren’t worth the hassle of clean-up. And don’t bring home anything “unintentional”, and I ain’t talkin’ 'bout diarrhea, if you know what I mean, and I thinks you do.
Demo, nice post bud. As funny as it was, I was dead serious when I made that post. When you hear me bragging about a certain effect seen from a Biotest supplement, rest assured I’m not bullshiting you. I, unfortunately, will not be able to perform testing as planned next wed. Not because my test subject bailed out, but because I didn’t receive any Tribex this month! Ah well, she’ll have to deal with my normal load. Also, I have found that it maintained seminal volume and actually increased it while on androgens. In fact, I had androgens in my bloodstream when I first experienced this effect. I was just a little cautious to mention the fact, considering they are illegal. Err…I mean… so… no, I don’t know for sure if it works while on androgens.
As for me bringing anything back, don’t worry I only brought some clomiphene and a few other goodies back. Oh, and the 1,300 vials of deca. Turns out that Chris really can fit a buttload of gear in that orifice of his. Joking, only joking.
Kind of gives new meaning to the cliche’ “It feels like Deca”, huh?
That’s it, Cy. You blew it, buddy. Now I’m going to include in the article your experiences with gay Mexicans and fat chicks. HA!
Damn you Chris! lol Ah well, I guess the truth must come out. Well at least I came away unscathed by the diarrhea fairy. lol HA HA! Uh oh, hang on I have to go to the bathroom…
The Diarrhea Fairy? I don’t even want to think about what you have to put under your pillow to get a visit.