[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
This seems like a good place to take a picture of my ass hemorrhoid and post it.
Nah I’m kidding but yah I suffer from hemmorhoids damn it. [/quote]
Well pics or it didn’t happen…
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
SSC wrote:
Instead, focus on really ‘digging and scooping’ with proper form. Don’t think of the TP as a paintbrush, but rather a shovel, mining for gold nuggets.
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No, this is precisely what got me into trouble in the first place. Digging and scooping is going to encourage the anal venous plexus to bulge out of the orifice.
I only really made the connection when I went to Thailand. After about 10 days of using their toilet equipment (a trigger-operated spray head on a flexible hose to minimise toilet paper disposal issues) all symptoms of piles were gone. Upon return to the UK (and toilet paper), the piles returned within about a week.
BBB[/quote]
Hahaha, my bad. I didn’t mean for that post to be taken seriously. It was all tongue-in-cheek. I guess I need to work on my e-Sarcasm a bit…
Hemy’s fucking hurt, got some after ME Squat, the next 2 weeks were painful to say the least. It was caused by ultra intense abdominal pressure, it was a squat PR after all. The Cure : Baby wipes, and gentle wiping ftw, you really don’t want to irritate those veins.
In my case, there was no blood but a big painful vein bulging out, like bushy said, it has to go back inside. I’m 21 for the record so it happens to everyone. If you have piles, remember the tips in this thread.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
thorax wrote:
BTW, pics or it didn’t happen.
x2
on a serious…how do you get hemorrhoids?[/quote]
Don’t spend long periods of times sitting on toilets either, man.
My Dad has hemorrhoids hard core and his doctor attributed it to spending 20+ sitting on the can multiple times a day. My Dad basically survives on doritos, also. Everybody knows when he’s feeling it. He’s a complete dick on those days.
have you ever read so long on the can that both legs fall dead asleep and upon standing you almost fall over?
me neither.
Wonder if the ladies are reading this thread and getting hot and bothered.
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
have you ever read so long on the can that both legs fall dead asleep and upon standing you almost fall over?
me neither.
Wonder if the ladies are reading this thread and getting hot and bothered. [/quote]
lol… and that shit happens to me all the time.
So I have a question:
For all you guys getting these from squatting, how heavy are we talking here?
I mean I’m just curious how long I have to go before I need to worry about my anus exploding.
Thanks
it’s not just the squatting it’s the high protein, squatting, high food volume, genetic predisposition, frequent shitting, stress, lack of fiber etc. it’s not like 275lbs is a safe squat but 315lbs will blow your asshole out.
Olympic lifters have inverted their rectum on heavy lifts, prolapsed the star fish.
i invented “BARBELL BUDDY” a barbell shaped butt plug to keep your shit pushed in, while you lift. I’m out of stock currently, some guy from Alabama bought a box full, something about a military experiment or something.
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
it’s not just the squatting it’s the high protein, squatting, high food volume, genetic predisposition, frequent shitting, stress, lack of fiber etc. it’s not like 275lbs is a safe squat but 315lbs will blow your asshole out.
Olympic lifters have inverted their rectum on heavy lifts, prolapsed the star fish.
i invented “BARBELL BUDDY” a barbell shaped butt plug to keep your shit pushed in, while you lift. I’m out of stock currently, some guy from Alabama bought a box full, something about a military experiment or something.[/quote]
While this made me laugh until my eyes were watery, it did not make me feel any better.
I was hoping for the 500-600lbs range so I could delude myself into ignoring the whole [quote]it’s the high protein, squatting, high food volume, genetic predisposition, frequent shitting, stress, lack of fiber etc.[/quote]part. It will awhile before I hit 500lbs, a long while. So I will have forgotten about this thread by then. See what I’m getting at here?
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
it’s not just the squatting it’s the high protein, squatting, high food volume, genetic predisposition, frequent shitting, stress, lack of fiber etc. it’s not like 275lbs is a safe squat but 315lbs will blow your asshole out.
Olympic lifters have inverted their rectum on heavy lifts, prolapsed the star fish.
i invented “BARBELL BUDDY” a barbell shaped butt plug to keep your shit pushed in, while you lift. I’m out of stock currently, some guy from Alabama bought a box full, something about a military experiment or something.[/quote]
hahaha really? i bet that guy is one hell of a queer, better make sure he knows about the whole ‘don’t ask/don’t tell’
wait a sec…
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
it’s not just the squatting it’s the high protein, squatting, high food volume, genetic predisposition, frequent shitting, stress, lack of fiber etc. it’s not like 275lbs is a safe squat but 315lbs will blow your asshole out.
Olympic lifters have inverted their rectum on heavy lifts, prolapsed the star fish.
[/quote]
ok so lets take one second here (and appriciate it)
although i’m usually screwing around, i have to be serious for a second.
dude, i squat a lot, so i eat a lot, which in turn makes me shit a lot, which in turn gives me high stress, which in turn forces me to poor food choices and little fiber.
so really i’m just waiting for the day for it to happen? no thank you.
should i stop moving up in weight after like 450lbs? i know the whole ‘always get stronger’ but FUCK THAT. how teh hell am i supposed to MMF with hemmoroids!
(ok, i couldn’t be serious the entire time, but i did try)
would you guys say they are : rare/uncommon/common/frequent/very common for people who move decent amounts of weight?
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
cyruseven75 wrote:
it’s not just the squatting it’s the high protein, squatting, high food volume, genetic predisposition, frequent shitting, stress, lack of fiber etc. it’s not like 275lbs is a safe squat but 315lbs will blow your asshole out.
Olympic lifters have inverted their rectum on heavy lifts, prolapsed the star fish.
ok so lets take one second here (and appriciate it)
although i’m usually screwing around, i have to be serious for a second.
dude, i squat a lot, so i eat a lot, which in turn makes me shit a lot, which in turn gives me high stress, which in turn forces me to poor food choices and little fiber.
so really i’m just waiting for the day for it to happen? no thank you.
should i stop moving up in weight after like 450lbs? i know the whole ‘always get stronger’ but FUCK THAT. how teh hell am i supposed to MMF with hemmoroids!
(ok, i couldn’t be serious the entire time, but i did try)
would you guys say they are : rare/uncommon/common/frequent/very common for people who move decent amounts of weight?[/quote]
relevant to my interests fine sir, thank you.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
cyruseven75 wrote:
it’s not just the squatting it’s the high protein, squatting, high food volume, genetic predisposition, frequent shitting, stress, lack of fiber etc. it’s not like 275lbs is a safe squat but 315lbs will blow your asshole out.
Olympic lifters have inverted their rectum on heavy lifts, prolapsed the star fish.
ok so lets take one second here (and appriciate it)
although i’m usually screwing around, i have to be serious for a second.
dude, i squat a lot, so i eat a lot, which in turn makes me shit a lot, which in turn gives me high stress, which in turn forces me to poor food choices and little fiber.
so really i’m just waiting for the day for it to happen? no thank you.
should i stop moving up in weight after like 450lbs? i know the whole ‘always get stronger’ but FUCK THAT. how teh hell am i supposed to MMF with hemmoroids!
(ok, i couldn’t be serious the entire time, but i did try)
would you guys say they are : rare/uncommon/common/frequent/very common for people who move decent amounts of weight?[/quote]
i am presently the commander and chief of only one asshole…my own, so i cannot speak for other people’s privates. I said privates. Imagine something that is first itchy and then becomes unrelentingly itchy, but it’s as if, no it is, an itch pulsing inside your asshole. Picture a small woodland creature biting you in the deuce.
it’s no big deal though, they go away. then they recur. go away. back again. it’s like a period in your asshole.
Mac, you’re young, you’ve got another two good years before we’ll have to shoot your MMF movies from only a frontal view point.
look man, if you’ve made it thus far you’re likely good for a bit.
nearly, 2000 views on this thread today and you’re asking if these things are common? They walk amongst us, believe.
dude fuck that. you guys have officially ruined my week.
i am ligitimatly (sp?) pissed
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
dude fuck that. you guys have officially ruined my week.
i am ligitimatly (sp?) pissed[/quote]
lol mac your getting a little too excited about it. I’ve had them on probably 4 seperate occasions. 3 of them were before I joined the Marine Corps and I couldn’t do pull ups but well, I pulled to hard something had to give, and it sure as hell wasn’t my body going up. Anyway, I actually have one now from deadlifting 415 the other week for a new PR.
Anyway, they arn’t a big deal, if they hurt then just take hot baths and let it soak, use some cream, but mine don’t really hurt (thank god)
[quote]Tyrant wrote:
I actually have one now from deadlifting 415 the other week for a new PR.
[/quote]
Fuck, I don’t know about you Mac but I’m already walking in the badlands. I must resist the darkside.
[quote]Tyrant wrote:
lol mac your getting a little too excited about it. I’ve had them on probably 4 seperate occasions. 3 of them were before I joined the Marine Corps and I couldn’t do pull ups but well, I pulled to hard something had to give, and it sure as hell wasn’t my body going up. Anyway, I actually have one now from deadlifting 415 the other week for a new PR.
Anyway, they arn’t a big deal, if they hurt then just take hot baths and let it soak, use some cream, but mine don’t really hurt (thank god)[/quote]
WHAT!?!?!?
you got them from doing pullups!?!?!?
yes your right, i won’t get excited over BULDGING VEINS IN MY A-HOLE.
holy shit. i am well on my way to having the worst night ever
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Tyrant wrote:
lol mac your getting a little too excited about it. I’ve had them on probably 4 seperate occasions. 3 of them were before I joined the Marine Corps and I couldn’t do pull ups but well, I pulled to hard something had to give, and it sure as hell wasn’t my body going up. Anyway, I actually have one now from deadlifting 415 the other week for a new PR.
Anyway, they arn’t a big deal, if they hurt then just take hot baths and let it soak, use some cream, but mine don’t really hurt (thank god)
WHAT!?!?!?
you got them from doing pullups!?!?!?
yes your right, i won’t get excited over BULDGING VEINS IN MY A-HOLE.
holy shit. i am well on my way to having the worst night ever[/quote]
It’s ok:) I’ll rub them for you:)
It may have been mentioned already I have not read the full thread but baby wipes are the best thing to use for wipeing effectively for both cleaning and cooling the area, especially when you are consuming large volumes of food and have to wipe frequently. Do NOT underestimate baby wipes just try them once and you will swear by them. Always have them in my gym or travel bad.
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
You know what i really like, shitting clean the miracle shit, you wipe but the paper stays brilliant white even on the very first pass!
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Yup, I find eating an unprocessed diet (ie: void of breads, pasta, junk, etc…) is a guaranteed way to have more of those.