[quote]SSC wrote:
I don’t know if I actually have hemorrhoids, but if I don’t wipe well, or get SWAS, my ass gets really, really, really itchy. Almost like an uncomfortable burn/itch.
Maybe I should get that checked out…
…and LOL! Hairy hemorrhoid ass at Wiki. Brilliant shit.[/quote]
I’ve gotten this as well, but I think it’s an allergic reaction to food. I believe I may be allergic to chicken.
And I knew you guys would check the wiki, I just didn’t want to be the only one with that image in my head.
Don’t get old. Seriously, ass problems sound funny, but are not too funny when you get 'em. Sitting down sucks, standing sucks, shitting really sucks, squatting…forget it. I think the whole thing about eating fiber and such is the real key. My first attempt at eating what I thought was a good “clean” diet caused my issues, and I did not include enough fiber to keep things moving as they should. Lesson learned.
[quote]SSC wrote:
I don’t know if I actually have hemorrhoids, but if I don’t wipe well, or get SWAS, my ass gets really, really, really itchy. Almost like an uncomfortable burn/itch.
Maybe I should get that checked out…
…and LOL! Hairy hemorrhoid ass at Wiki. Brilliant shit.[/quote]
i had a friend who always said he just wiped twice. he didn’t check, he said, “that’s gross, checking.” Two good wipes and he was out always. Honestly, who doesn’t check?
Clarification: this was a guy i knew not a close friend.
You know what i really like, shitting clean the miracle shit, you wipe but the paper stays brilliant white even on the very first pass!
Post number 500 is brilliant, i gotta shit and then eat!
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
i had a friend who always said he just wiped twice. he didn’t check, he said, “that’s gross, checking.” Two good wipes and he was out always. Honestly, who doesn’t check?
Clarification: this was a guy i knew not a close friend.
You know what i really like, shitting clean the miracle shit, you wipe but the paper stays brilliant white even on the very first pass!
Post number 500 is brilliant, i gotta shit and then eat![/quote]
Agreed, you gotta check.
On another note a buddy of mine said his toilet is really low flow so after the first 2 wipes he would throw the rest of the used toilet paper in the trash can.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
cyruseven75 wrote:
i had a friend who always said he just wiped twice. he didn’t check, he said, “that’s gross, checking.” Two good wipes and he was out always. Honestly, who doesn’t check?
Clarification: this was a guy i knew not a close friend.
You know what i really like, shitting clean the miracle shit, you wipe but the paper stays brilliant white even on the very first pass!
Post number 500 is brilliant, i gotta shit and then eat!
Agreed, you gotta check.
On another note a buddy of mine said his toilet is really low flow so after the first 2 wipes he would throw the rest of the used toilet paper in the trash can. [/quote]
You know, I never realized this before, but we all spend a considerable amount of time looking at our own shit. Huh.
Even when I have a miracle shit, I still gotta wipe at least twice, just in case the first clean wipe was a trick.
You hear that, Mac? You can get them by wiping too much, too.
You can’t wipe too little, you can’t wipe too much. It’s a thin line.
And I was unaware you can push them back in. Sounds like no fun.
WTF!?!? what if i alternate hard wipes with soft wipes?[/quote]
You need to stay with moderate wipes most of the time. If you go with the hard wipes, you’ll over-excite your anus. Soft, and you may not find the kind of progression you’re looking for with each individual wipe.
Instead, focus on really ‘digging and scooping’ with proper form. Don’t think of the TP as a paintbrush, but rather a shovel, mining for gold nuggets.
Practice this for years, and get back to us once you can C+W (Clean and wipe) with sub-2 toilet paper bundles.
