[quote]Professor X wrote:
PGA wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Nothing is quite as pathetic as lying on an internet forum to impress a bunch of nameless, faceless guys who you will most likely never meet.
Christ on a Christmas tree, this thread forced me to have second-hand embarrassment.
When are you going to fess up?
He already did. Sadly (and scary) enough, it seems there are far too many other people who enjoy wearing their sister’s clothes around the house while singing showtunes for him to be embarrassed enough to leave.[/quote]
Bauer has a sister? Anyone have any pictures of her? I mean if only to appease the masses who have been chomping at the bits to see a picture of Hack.
Bauer has a sister? Anyone have any pictures of her? I mean if only to appease the masses who have been chomping at the bits to see a picture of Hack.
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I actually have 2.
One is quite pretty, and you will be seeing no pictures of her.
The other looks like me with boobs, pushes 190 on the scales at 5’10", and NO LIE (unlike some on this thread…) benched 155 as a high school freshman to set the school record for females.
Yes, she could probably beat up most of the “men” on this site. No, you don’t want to see her pictures.
Unfortunately for the sake of my ‘privacy’, I’m pretty much out there in terms of who I actually am.
Not that it matters, since I seem to be lacking the homo-erotic desire to seek the adoration of a large group of internet forum males with fake lifting numbers and bogus pictures of other men who I pretend to be.
However, I totally military pressed 500 pounds with 1 arm for 27 reps today. I’ll post pictures whenever I find time…
what i find funny(almost as funny as this thread), is all the name calling and trash-talking done on this board.
if you guys who love to call each other names and insult each other were to ever meet face to face, i am willing to bet my kids college fund that y’all would not do jack-shit to each other.
BTW : all the pics and vids of me on this site are fake. in reality i am a very lean, tall, good-looking guy with monstrous lifts. have to keep my privacy you know.
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
if you guys who love to call each other names and insult each other were to ever meet face to face, i am willing to bet my kids college fund that y’all would not do jack-shit to each other.
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Aww cmon, I am pretty sure there would be some man on man action for some of them.
For a site where 99 percent of the users are anonymous and exaggerate their lifts by a minimum of 20 percent, I just found the sanctimony of some of the posters too much.
I apologize for calling them “asshats” though.
Btw I like seeing (your pics) another dude who shares the problem of looking like a box.
[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
t3h_Squirr3l wrote:
Just out of curiosity, I’d like to see these lifts too. I don’t really care who this guy is so much as that he can actually lift what he says he can.
That’s great. I’ll find something. I am way more concerned with having people NOT know who I am with if they believe anything I say. [/quote]
Bauer has a sister? Anyone have any pictures of her? I mean if only to appease the masses who have been chomping at the bits to see a picture of Hack.
I actually have 2.
One is quite pretty, and you will be seeing no pictures of her.
The other looks like me with boobs, pushes 190 on the scales at 5’10", and NO LIE (unlike some on this thread…) benched 155 as a high school freshman to set the school record for females.
Yes, she could probably beat up most of the “men” on this site. No, you don’t want to see her pictures.[/quote]
Wow. Look what happens when you miss a day (or just a few hours)! The douches go crazy.
Here’s a fucking clue, guys. Hack Wilson played for the Chicago Cubs and in 1930 drove in 191 runs, still the MLB record. Most of you are too fucking stupid to realize that, I know.
Everything I have ever said about myself is true.
I posted that pic after I posted the OTHER pic, knowing it would set off a frenzy of internet activity and research. It did. I chose to the post the pic of a guy I know and could have a good laugh over all of this with. NOT a bid deal, morons.
Do you people NOT realize how stupid all of these ‘call outs’ on the internet are? My NAME is not HACK WILSON. I don’t care if you believe anything I say. I have opinions, stories, training advice. Listen if you want. Don’t. Rail on me if you want. Call me a liar. Who cares? Why? IT-IS-THE-INTERNET! It is words on a keyboard.
And “DS 007”? I know who you are. So you can watch your smart mouth or I’ll out you on this forum. Your “120/160” couldn’t get you in the same gym as me. If you are the guy I think you are your last (read ‘failed’) meet was the Arnold a few yeas back? Pussed out with an injury? Yeah. We know some of the same people in ‘the sport’. Want your name read to the class? Thought so.
And “DS 007”? I know who you are. So you can watch your smart mouth or I’ll out you on this forum. Your “120/160” couldn’t get you in the same gym as me. If you are the guy I think you are your last (read ‘failed’) meet was the Arnold a few yeas back? Pussed out with an injury? Yeah. We know some of the same people in ‘the sport’. Want your name read to the class? Thought so.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
He already did. Sadly (and scary) enough, it seems there are far too many other people who enjoy wearing their sister’s clothes around the house while singing showtunes for him to be embarrassed enough to leave.[/quote]
Christ, I knew I missed something that day I left for a day!
Not to ruin Hack’s joke or anything, but guys, he is just fucking with you here. And while bullshitting about your credentials on an internet board to anonymous strangers may call your stability into question, spending hours PROVING someone is bullshitting on an internet message board is probably equally unstable.
Hack just was very unlucky in that the one pic he posted happened to be from the one Oly meet I happened to have seen pictures of. Recognized the platform, of all things.
I have neither the time nor inclination to play internet detective/Scooby Doo, but I remember the first post Hack made that pissed everyone off, and thought “how many people on this planet can possibly fit the bill of ALL THAT?”. It is a number between 1 and 0.
Who the fuck cares? Klip is PROBABLY completely full of shit, Tim Phoenix was totally insane, fatman2000 or squat1000 were deranged, big deal. The crazies/bullshitters sometimes are the best entertainment.
Bauer has a sister? Anyone have any pictures of her? I mean if only to appease the masses who have been chomping at the bits to see a picture of Hack.
I actually have 2.
One is quite pretty, and you will be seeing no pictures of her.
The other looks like me with boobs, pushes 190 on the scales at 5’10", and NO LIE (unlike some on this thread…) benched 155 as a high school freshman to set the school record for females.
Yes, she could probably beat up most of the “men” on this site. No, you don’t want to see her pictures.[/quote]
C’mon, don’t be so hard on her. There’s a market for everyone on the internet.
Bauer has a sister? Anyone have any pictures of her? I mean if only to appease the masses who have been chomping at the bits to see a picture of Hack.
I actually have 2.
One is quite pretty, and you will be seeing no pictures of her.
The other looks like me with boobs, pushes 190 on the scales at 5’10", and NO LIE (unlike some on this thread…) benched 155 as a high school freshman to set the school record for females.
Yes, she could probably beat up most of the “men” on this site. No, you don’t want to see her pictures.
C’mon, don’t be so hard on her. There’s a market for everyone on the internet.
