[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
You can meet em anywhere! on the street, construction sites, cafe’s, gas stations, whereever! the key is when you aquire your target: make eye contact and hold it. wink. Then bite your lower lip and look down.
it does something to their pee pee.[/quote]
Its true.
The lip bite should be illegal.[/quote]
Oh… I do that all the time when I do high reps (not on purpose) . Maybe I should try to make it sexier LoL
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
YO.
Where should I meet dudes?
I kinda like this big grunty bald guy from the gym, but he never looks at me. And he’s always with his buddies so I can’t just waltz over there and be like, sup?
This one guy came into my work the other day wearing a shirt WITH A T-REX SKELETON ON IT !!!
I was like
!!! WHere did you get your shirt?! THe Tyrell museum?!!
I thought this was my chance to finally become friends with a fellow dinosaur lover, maybe even a paleontologist.
But no, no, no…
He just mumbled ya, and turned around and walked right out of the store.
My dino-induced excitement scared him off.
Men are a mystery to me, really they are…[/quote]
You can meet em anywhere! on the street, construction sites, cafe’s, gas stations, whereever! the key is when you aquire your target: make eye contact and hold it. wink. Then bite your lower lip and look down.
it does something to their pee pee.[/quote]
This is true. It is only when you look down at our pee-pee area and bite your lip do we realize that you are interested.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]niksamaras wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
there is nothing wrong with getting your dick sucked… shit… id let a guy blow me for a few g’s… hgh gets expensive!
[/quote]
Would you still be a virgin if you went through with this?[/quote]
eh… it’s happened a few times… wasn’t my intention though believe it or not. that’s what I get for falling asleep I suppose[/quote]
And I thought my sexual orientation was fucked up.[/quote]
I want to hear more about this.[/quote]
Sorry guys, I have my face on here, can’t really share much info LOL.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]niksamaras wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
there is nothing wrong with getting your dick sucked… shit… id let a guy blow me for a few g’s… hgh gets expensive!
[/quote]
Would you still be a virgin if you went through with this?[/quote]
eh… it’s happened a few times… wasn’t my intention though believe it or not. that’s what I get for falling asleep I suppose[/quote]
And I thought my sexual orientation was fucked up.[/quote]
I want to hear more about this.[/quote]
same here[/quote]
samesies
You’re the new focus of the thread niksamaras.[/quote]
Sorry guys, I have my face on here and my real name, can’t really share any more info, animal control might search for me wink wink.
OP,
I am 6’1, and the weather nor the female situation gets any bettter up here.
Rock what you got, the chicks will come.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
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Best Post!
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I kinda like this big grunty bald guy from the gym, but he never looks at me. And he’s always with his buddies so I can’t just waltz over there and be like, sup?
[/quote]
Why not? If I was lifting with my buddies, and a girl did that, I would think it was awesome.
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I kinda like this big grunty bald guy from the gym, but he never looks at me. And he’s always with his buddies so I can’t just waltz over there and be like, sup?
[/quote]
Why not? If I was lifting with my buddies, and a girl did that, I would think it was awesome.[/quote]
Is this him Spock?
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
You can meet em anywhere! on the street, construction sites, cafe’s, gas stations, whereever! the key is when you aquire your target: make eye contact and hold it. wink. Then bite your lower lip and look down.
it does something to their pee pee.[/quote]
Its true.
The lip bite should be illegal.[/quote]
Oh… I do that all the time when I do high reps (not on purpose) . Maybe I should try to make it sexier LoL[/quote]
Thats not the same.
You bite half of your lip, look down and then maybe halfway up through heavy, heavy eyelids.
…
…
…
PSA:
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT do this if you are a man.
Unless you are Marlon Brando.
Hint:
You are not Marlon Brando.
[quote]orion wrote:
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oh god. this /\
holyyyyyy shit never realized low-lips bite were so sexy. brb skyping my gf
I prefer the Asian girl. Looks more my speed.
Omg lol I can’t pull that off hahhaha
And flilcollar what if an uggo approached you when you were with the bros?!? Only super hot women would make it awesome!!
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Omg lol I can’t pull that off hahhaha
And flilcollar what if an uggo approached you when you were with the bros?!? Only super hot women would make it awesome!![/quote]
Your point is rounded. No bubbles were burst.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Omg lol I can’t pull that off hahhaha
And flilcollar what if an uggo approached you when you were with the bros?!? Only super hot women would make it awesome!![/quote]
There slow motion, that is super easy yet devastating.
Orion, you’re killing me