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How Big a Deal Is a Night of Lost Sleep?

I usually grave my sleep schedule nailed down. In the summer, I sleep at least 8 hours the nights before training days and the other days I sleep 9 up to 11 hours. I’m currently eating 3,300 kcal a day with the goal of putting on mass. However, tonight a friend of mine will have a party at his place and I’m not sure I will be able to sleep much if at all. So since I’m a bit of a paranoid, here’s my question: how big a deal is it if I only sleep 2-3 hours or even worse don’t sleep at all for on…

@samul

For this party

@samul

Tried out pop tarts

@samul

had sex twice

@flipcollar

OMG SAMUL HAD SEX!! TWICE!!! AND HE ATE POPTARTS!!!

@T3hPwnisher

Oh my God guys, last night was so crazy. I had sex with SO many poptarts.

@samul

i’ll waste no more time in this thread, as i got my answers and even more

@mattjp

What if you get invited to another social event and need internet strangers’ permission to attend? There’s no point starting a new thread every time you want to snort a line of Pop-Tart crumbs off some girl’s tits so you may as well keep this one open.

@twojarslave

Sorry I can’t give you any input here. I’ve been running on Marlboros and cocaine for the last 18 hours and some strippers are about to eat a stack of poptarts off of my dick. Hope it all work out for you OP!

@bigjez

Probably my 3rd favorite thread of this year

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