F'ing Teenagers - Help!

[quote]E-man wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Fit-Sage wrote:

bigblue244 wrote:

Your name wouldn’t happen to be Steve Austin, would it?

Steve Austin used the stunner. Diamond Dallas page used the DDT.

Actually Diamond Dallas Page(DDP) used the Diamond Cutter. The DDT is a rather common move among wrestlers without their own signture finisher.

Kick the kids ass
Kick your dad’s ass
Then in true Schwarzenegger fashion blow up the school.[/quote]

Shit.

[quote]E-man wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Fit-Sage wrote:

bigblue244 wrote:

Your name wouldn’t happen to be Steve Austin, would it?

Steve Austin used the stunner. Diamond Dallas page used the DDT.

Actually Diamond Dallas Page(DDP) used the Diamond Cutter. The DDT is a rather common move among wrestlers without their own signture finisher.

Kick the kids ass
Kick your dad’s ass
Then in true Schwarzenegger fashion blow up the school.[/quote]

This is going to make me a dork, but the DDT was Jake the Snake’s finisher…

I was only in one outnumbered fight. It was not good. My brother and I were walking in my neighborhood and we say 5 huge black guys beating up a smaller asian kid. My brother and I stepped in to interfere. The original victim ran away leaving us 5:2 for being a good samaritan. My bro and I have trained mma style for a long time. He knocked one out with a roundhouse to the face, another with a two piece to the face. I hit one with a right hook to the jaw and he went down, the other two were pretty easily handled after that. This was luck… Another night, another time that could have gone very bad for us, and we would have ended up in a very bad spot. Neither one of us took a hit, that time.

[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
He knocked one out with a roundhouse to the face[/quote]

Your brother wouldnt happen to be Chuck Norris, would he?

[quote]bullpup wrote:
I had the same experience when I was in school. This kid was shorter than me and tried to act like a bully. I let it go the first year or so because I wanted to concentrate on playing football and not get in trouble. The second year he tried out for the football team and durring practice we had a drill and had to go up against on another. I had to run the ball and he was supposed to tackle me. I took out all my frustration on him, I lowered my helmet and planted him when he tried to tackle me. I walked away laughing while he laid there for a minute.

Then the coaches had us change positions, this time I had to tackle him. When he came at me with the ball I used all of my pent up frustration and drilled him as hard as I could and slammed him to the ground. When I slammed him he discolated his shoulder and wound up crying right there in the middle of the ball field.

I have never felt so much joy in my life and if I had the chance I would do it all over again.

After that I never had another problem out of him. He would literally walk on the other side of the hallway durring class changes.

Bullpup[/quote]

Great story.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
TrainerinDC wrote:
He knocked one out with a roundhouse to the face

Your brother wouldnt happen to be Chuck Norris, would he?[/quote]

Nope. That would be sweet if he was…

[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
I was only in one outnumbered fight. It was not good. My brother and I were walking in my neighborhood… (snip) [/quote]

You lucky, lucky bastard. :slight_smile: I read through that waiting to hear something really ugly. You must’ve had an angel on your shoulder that day.

Talk to your dad let him know the danger you are in this is serious shit and if he cares for you he will get you out of there, private school or maybe you could move with some relatives.

one lesson I learned early when they ask you who threw the first punch tell them the guy that won.

Get this dude alone work him to the body and tell him that if he or his posse ever fuck with you again the last thing he will see is (someone of meaning to him) die right before you do him

I had a similar suituation, I foolish hit my bully with a brick multiple times and had to spend a lot of time in anger management and barely missed going to kiddy jail. Later his brother and friends tried to stab me this happended in jr. high so just remember win or lose you may have to deal with the reprecusions for some time

Talk to your dad let him know the danger you are in this is serious shit and if he cares for you he will get you out of there, private school or maybe you could move with some relatives.

one lesson I learned early when they ask you who threw the first punch tell them the guy that won.

Get this dude alone work him to the body and tell him that if he or his posse ever fuck with you again the last thing he will see is (someone of meaning to him) die right before you do him

I had a similar suituation, I foolish hit my bully with a brick multiple times and had to spend a lot of time in anger management and barely missed going to kiddy jail. Later his brother and friends tried to stab me this happended in jr. high so just remember win or lose you may have to deal with the reprecusions for some time

I have homicidal fantasies about my generation. If I had no self-control, I would be in jail. Every time I see those fucking white kids with their baggy pants minus the necessary belts I want to kill them. They stand for violence, hate, and false pride. It comforts me, though, knowing that they will fade away in the sea of mediocrity after high school passes them by.

If you practice punching for the whole week pre-fight,then you just might win.
All you NEED is a good punch to the face.Not the stomach or legs,but the face.One good,hard,swift blow to the face.Listen to some hard core music,get pumped up,then walk up and send that boy his blow knocking the little bitch clean out.

[quote]E-man wrote:
Kick the kids ass
Kick your dad’s ass
Then in true Schwarzenegger fashion blow up the school.[/quote]

Hahahahahahaaaa!

And I call serious bullshit on some of these fight stories. I’ve been doing MMA and working security (not anymore thank goodness) for a long time and I can tell you without a doubt, 2 guys do not beat 5 ‘big’ guys who know how to fight and roundhouse kicks to the head are never seen on the street.

Its quite simple, you come to shcool before he even opens his mouth a kick to the shins + uppercut=finished. What my dad always use to say why bother talking and discussing the situation with someone who mouths off.

Shins, neck, groin, palm, nose - just aim for where it hurts most.

[quote]Vinny_au wrote:
Shins, neck, groin, palm, nose - just aim for where it hurts most. [/quote]

“You couldnt win in a fight against me, I fight dirty.”

Im 15 too And i dont give a shit what no one thinks? I dont care how big or how small i just dont fight not cause im scared but i see no point in fighting because i looked at him. BUT if they swing or touch ima fight. And the problem with the dad dont get any brusie if its a little man than you should get any bruses…right?

But thats strange my dad dont like fights but he dont care if i fight but as long as i dont lose.

[quote]Cartman8675 wrote:
ignore him at all costs. [/quote]

Dont ignore walk where ever the hell you want if you pass him well than you passed him thats all.

[quote]ima beast EHS wrote:
But thats strange my dad dont like fights but he dont care if i fight but as long as i dont lose.[/quote]

I understand youre in high school, and its a shitty place for the most part. But why are you fighting to begin with?

(unless its in a gym with a trainer or something)

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
ima beast EHS wrote:
But thats strange my dad dont like fights but he dont care if i fight but as long as i dont lose.

I understand youre in high school, and its a shitty place for the most part. But why are you fighting to begin with?

(unless its in a gym with a trainer or something)[/quote]
Some people just piss me off and for a 15 year old kid i have a bad temper. I punched ateacher cause he pushed me and i didnt like his ass. But i dont like fights( to watch is a different story) but if i get pissed off ill make them hit me.I actually fought a emo kid today haha.

[quote]ima beast EHS wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
ima beast EHS wrote:
But thats strange my dad dont like fights but he dont care if i fight but as long as i dont lose.

I understand youre in high school, and its a shitty place for the most part. But why are you fighting to begin with?

(unless its in a gym with a trainer or something)
Some people just piss me off and for a 15 year old kid i have a bad temper. I punched ateacher cause he pushed me and i didnt like his ass. But i dont like fights( to watch is a different story) but if i get pissed off ill make them hit me.I actually fought a emo kid today haha.

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Dude, as a peer… I’d seriously suggest seeking help about that. One day you’re either going to end up in a coma, or worse… or in jail.

[quote]ima beast EHS wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
ima beast EHS wrote:
But thats strange my dad dont like fights but he dont care if i fight but as long as i dont lose.

I understand youre in high school, and its a shitty place for the most part. But why are you fighting to begin with?

(unless its in a gym with a trainer or something)
Some people just piss me off and for a 15 year old kid i have a bad temper. I punched ateacher cause he pushed me and i didnt like his ass. But i dont like fights( to watch is a different story) but if i get pissed off ill make them hit me.I actually fought a emo kid today haha.

[/quote]

Ummm… bs?

[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
ima beast EHS wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
ima beast EHS wrote:
But thats strange my dad dont like fights but he dont care if i fight but as long as i dont lose.

I understand youre in high school, and its a shitty place for the most part. But why are you fighting to begin with?

(unless its in a gym with a trainer or something)
Some people just piss me off and for a 15 year old kid i have a bad temper. I punched ateacher cause he pushed me and i didnt like his ass. But i dont like fights( to watch is a different story) but if i get pissed off ill make them hit me.I actually fought a emo kid today haha.

Ummm… bs?[/quote]

You calling it, too? Jeez, this whole thread is ridiculous.

Avoid the fight! Talk to the principal, talk to dad, whatever it takes. If the kids hits you first, take him out.