F'ing Teenagers - Help!

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[quote]t3h_Squirr3l wrote:
I doubt these idiot will actually pull knives but if they do, smash them with whatever means nessecary. [/quote]

Oh fucking Hell. You trying to get the kid gutted?

If someone shows a knife, you get the fuck out of there. Fuck pride. A decently sharp knife in a halfway skilled hand can disassemble you in short order. It’s not like the movies where you can keep fighting after a bad cut – a bad cut in the wrong place will cost you the functional use of a limb… or worse.

Fighting off more than one guy is a Hell of a feat. Fighting off more than one guy armed with knives? You ain’t Jackie Chan, and this ain’t a movie. Beat feet.

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[quote]BlakedaMan wrote:

I know that 3 of them pack switches.

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Yeah don’t worry about that, they probably just carry those around for whenever they get the urge to cut themselves to keep up their “emo” status…Haha, ask those gothic fuckers where the Good Charlotte concert is at…

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Two more options:

  1. You could punk him in front of everyone, and when he flinches, you walk away with a blank face. Everyone will remember that he flinched when you came at him.

  2. Kiss him in the locker room, like Sunshine in remember the titans.

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I missed the part about the knives. Just go to a payphone, put in an anonymous phone call to the police saying these kids are planning on using the knives to hold hostages at the school and then watch the fun unfold.

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[quote]doogie wrote:
I missed the part about the knives. Just go to a payphone, put in an anonymous phone call to the police saying these kids are planning on using the knives to hold hostages at the school and then watch the fun unfold.[/quote]

the best solution yet in my opinion.

jt

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Things are changing. I remember 6 years ago when I was your age, it wasn’t like that very much. It’s unbelievable how imature teenagers are and how poorly they are being raised.

I wouldn’t agree to fight the kid, but I would defend myself if he started throwing punches.

Ask your dad what he would do if he was in your position and some kid started attacking him.

I’m so glad I am out of HS, it’s such BS. Fucting punks everywhere that need to LEARN A LESSON.

I see these bitches out driving on the road, talking crap to me when I’m on my bike training. They need a reality check and ass whooping by their ‘father.’

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[quote]Chip Duglass wrote:
BlakedaMan wrote:
I know that 3 of them pack switches.

Yeah don’t worry about that, they probably just carry those around for whenever they get the urge to cut themselves to keep up their “emo” status…Haha, ask those gothic fuckers where the Good Charlotte concert is at…[/quote]

LMAO

damn, let natural selection run it’s course!

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Haha this thread is gay; im 15 too and i don’t go around smoking “two” many joints, and im not that stewpid.

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[quote]jtrinsey wrote:

On a side note, am I the only one in the history of T-Nation that has gotten my ass beat in a fight? I’m beginning to think so…[/quote]

Nah I am sure everyone has been beaten at some time in their lives, you’re not a man until you’ve had to fight even though you knew you’d lose, and then lost. But had no choice. Or had a choice and took the hard choice, as written in that mockingbird book.

Knives are no fun and I like the suggestion of telling the cops. Really if they are doing that they should be taken down by pros. School and/or cops should sort this out.

But definetely you don’t want to do anything that would humiliate the guy IN PUBLIC because then he might retaliate when you back is turned, on a different day, even.

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lol ummm I hope hasn’t already said because if it has im repeating something and that’s waste!

However…

If he moves to you in a crowd like outside, eg standing there with all his rock hard punks, then just stand there face to face with him. Don’t back down. Sorry but I’d jus basically call him out (as you’re SURE that you can beat him… if you aren’t SURE, do NOT call him out lol.)

Stand there and just be like "well, wat the fuck are you guna do about it, as all you do is hassle me /look at me etc etc whaetver… and talk loudly, so everyone can hear. see what he says. And basically reply with, well, if you want, then I’ll beat you down in front of all your crew here. Say it loudly, and look around, you have to basically let them know that well, you’re serious, and that if they try anything, then you’ll beat them down to… If they see you crush some guy they won’t do anyting really… good luck neways…

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Why hasn’t anyone suggested the beautiful potential for bad puns when taking the thread title literally?

PSA: Over 18 teenagers, surely…

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[quote]doogie wrote:
I missed the part about the knives. Just go to a payphone, put in an anonymous phone call to the police saying these kids are planning on using the knives to hold hostages at the school and then watch the fun unfold.[/quote]

That might actually work. It couldn’t hurt, anyway. Try it and tell us what happens.

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[quote]BlakedaMan wrote:

The other problem here is that if I do fuck him up, he’s the kind of kid that will gather his “posse” (aka bitch as emo kids that wear tight pants and say theyre hardcore muthafuckas) and jump me right after. None of my friends would get involved as they are all friends with him (he, the kid that wants to fight me, was a good friend). And these kids are pretty fucked up too. I know that 3 of them pack switches, though I’m sure they’re not going to stab me, and 2 pack nucks. So at the very least, after he’s on the ground, I’m going to get jumped by about 10 fists that may have 2 brass knuckles on them.

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Take the fight to him. Period. In fact, MAKE SURE all his friends are around when you do it. Right before you kick the shit out of him, you tell them:

“we’re going to take care of this, just me and him, and after I kick the shit out of him, any one of you who wants a piece of me is welcome to try–of course by then, I’ll be warmed up, and my adrenaline might be going too hard to know when to stop from beating your fucking head into the pavement, so maybe you’ll be happier just watching dumbfuck here lose his teeth and keeping yours.”

You then proceed to pound the guy until he either begs for mercy or stops moving.

I seriously doubt any of his friends will want a piece after that. At least that was my experience, when as a freshman is highschool, I knocked a guy unconscious with a DDT, and then proceeded to lift him off the ground with kicks to the face. When I figured out he wasn’t getting up, I walked over to 10 of his friends sitting in the bleachers and asked if any of them wanted to dance now? I didn’t get any takers.

You have to understand that highschool is just a big social psychology experiment, and it’s all about hierarchy and dominance. The same shit goes on in the real world, only it’s more subtle, and the game is played with money, power, sex, and politics instead of violence.

If you show weakness, you will get shunned and picked on. But if you’re the top dog, everyone wants to be your friend. Just like a wolf pack, the Alpha Male eats first.

Bottom line, this shit won’t matter 10 years from now. So what if your dad grounds you. When he realizes that you acted like a man and not a pussy, he’ll probably feel bad for grounding you and change his mind a week into the punishment. If not…well, me and my old man didn’t used to get along so well either. I got over it.

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[quote]Fit-Sage wrote:
I knocked a guy unconscious with a DDT
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I actually sputtered all over my computer screen when I read this…

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They’re carrying knives and aren’t hiding the fact that they are. For sure they aren’t going to be afraid to use them.

This isn’t a fanasty, odds are it won’t be a 1v1 fight, and even if you win you’ll have to watch out for retaliation.
Just avoid it.

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[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
Fit-Sage wrote:
I knocked a guy unconscious with a DDT

I actually sputtered all over my computer screen when I read this…[/quote]

Hahaha. If this guy was actually serious and he actually knocked someone out with a DDT, he is an instant legend.

Your name wouldn’t happen to be Steve Austin, would it?

bigblue

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If you can’t avoid this piece of trash punk and this shit does go down, you should get someone to video-tape it. I don’t want to be that guy, but I would love to watch it. Haha, good luck bro.

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[quote]Fit-Sage wrote:
Take the fight to him. Period. In fact, MAKE SURE all his friends are around when you do it. Right before you kick the shit out of him, you tell them:

“we’re going to take care of this, just me and him, and after I kick the shit out of him, any one of you who wants a piece of me is welcome to try–of course by then, I’ll be warmed up, and my adrenaline might be going too hard to know when to stop from beating your fucking head into the pavement, so maybe you’ll be happier just watching dumbfuck here lose his teeth and keeping yours.”

You then proceed to pound the guy until he either begs for mercy or stops moving.

I seriously doubt any of his friends will want a piece after that. At least that was my experience, when as a freshman is highschool, I knocked a guy unconscious with a DDT, and then proceeded to lift him off the ground with kicks to the face. When I figured out he wasn’t getting up, I walked over to 10 of his friends sitting in the bleachers and asked if any of them wanted to dance now? I didn’t get any takers.
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Despite you actually knocking a guy out cold with a DDT, for which I applaud you, I think this advice is horrible.

Quite frankly, if I was at a fight and my friend was fighting and some asshole said “we’re going to take care of this…” after he was done fighting, I personally would challenge him to a fight, and most of my friends would too. That will just make him sound completely arrogant and like he thinks hes invincible. That fact will just make more kids want to prove him wrong that hes not invincible.

[quote]bigblue244 wrote:

Your name wouldn’t happen to be Steve Austin, would it?

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Steve Austin used the stunner. Diamond Dallas page used the DDT.

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Talk to your dad first. Ask your dad politely if you can have a quick chat. Tell him your avoiding the fight with the guy to the best of your ability. Then say that the kid is doing everything he can to get you. That sooner or later your just going to have to defend yourself. You wont start it, but you might not have a choice but to fight back. At this point he should say, “ok”.

Its all a matter of making it clear to your dad in a clear and rational way that you will obey his instructions but the situation might not be something you can completely control. In which case your just going to do to make sure you come out unharmed. Im not sure what more a dad could want in terms of behaviour from his son. He just doesnt want you getting into the teenage-boy ego thing.

This type of behaviour and communication with your dad will also establish a relationship so that in the future you will receive more trust, and have better backing when things do go wrong. I only wish i knew i could deal with similar situations in this type of way when i was a kid. Never hesitate to discuss things like this with your dad. However if he argues, dont bring it up again. No need to repeat fights. Try to listen too.

Then if the kid gets violent, kick his arse and you will have damn near impunity. parental back will correct any situation with school policy.

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Fit-Sage wrote:

bigblue244 wrote:

Your name wouldn’t happen to be Steve Austin, would it?

Steve Austin used the stunner. Diamond Dallas page used the DDT.[/quote]

Actually Diamond Dallas Page(DDP) used the Diamond Cutter. The DDT is a rather common move among wrestlers without their own signture finisher.

Kick the kids ass
Kick your dad’s ass
Then in true Schwarzenegger fashion blow up the school.