As a ruthless combatant with a tiny bit of actual fighting experience, very little legitimate training, and a relativly athletic build the website said I could take down 34.
What sort of criteria do you think they’re missing that would make this a better Quiz? Duh! Whoever is the best at the 35lb Hammer Throw is going to be the best at fighting 5 year olds. Maybe Kettlebell competitions might be good indicators of performance as well. Regardless of what you think of kettlebells, throwing around one of those and fighting 5 year olds is pretty comparable.
The thing about five year olds is that if you’re brutal and quick enough with the first few, then the rest will wet themselves and cease fighting back. At that point the only limits are time and work capacity.
However, I’d like to think I could kill 1 5-year-old per swing of my fists. C’mon, I’ve had older kids (10-12 yo) punch me in the balls while volunteering for random crap, and I could barely feel it. I made sure they always felt much worse afterwards.
As a ruthless combatant with a tiny bit of actual fighting experience, very little legitimate training, and a relativly athletic build the website said I could take down 34.
What sort of criteria do you think they’re missing that would make this a better Quiz? Duh! Whoever is the best at the 35lb Hammer Throw is going to be the best at fighting 5 year olds. Maybe Kettlebell competitions might be good indicators of performance as well. Regardless of what you think of kettlebells, throwing around one of those and fighting 5 year olds is pretty comparable. [/quote]
I am a ruthless old bastard and I counted my grade school fights as experience (I did well for a skinny runt then).
I could kick your ass even if you brought a five year old. I might be in trouble if you brought two of them though…
30…I think I woulda done better but at 37 years old I get lumped with 55 year olds ??? I’m sure a tough 55 year old guy could kick my ass, but I’m 18 years younger than a 55 year old and I can’t see how that wouldn’t help me whip up on some 5 year olds.
My oldest son just turned 5. Yeah, I could take him and his friends no problem. My score dropped because of the morality questions. I’d like to think one punch knockouts for anybody. I mean, you could easily knee them in the face. I also have no martial art skills and one school fight on my belt.
I could kick your ass even if you brought a five year old. I might be in trouble if you brought two of them though…[/quote]
If I brought a 5 year old with me it would be a flip of the coin or we would both die. If I came alone I would lose. If I brought 2 5 year olds or 1 6 year old you would lose.
But maybe my number should be lower. I did count fencing as combat training.
[quote]Hadow Khan wrote:
30, but I’m sure I could take hundreds of them.
Rip their legs off and use them as meat clubs.[/quote]
Now THAT’s the sort of attitude required!
I was thinking if there was some lull in the violence that I could use the time to rip out a rib cage and use the bones to stab the next few that attacked me through their eyes.
I got 22. However, I have to say that my nephew honestly kicked my ass when he was five. At that height, they can throw a good right straight and hit you perfectly in the store. At this point I dropped to my knees, and bent over slightly as he proceeded to kick me right in the nose, so hard that I teared up and began bleeding profusely almost immediatly. I’m not fighting veteran, but the few scraps I have gotten into with grow ass men, my size, I walked away from with less wear and tear and a whole lot more dignity.
29 but the funniest thing is that somehow my works web blocker allowed me to take this quiz, yet when I clicked on the “if you could survive zombies” quiz it said access denied.
Lol so my work allows me to kill 5 year olds but not run from zombies…
[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
29 but the funniest thing is that somehow my works web blocker allowed me to take this quiz, yet when I clicked on the “if you could survive zombies” quiz it said access denied.
Lol so my work allows me to kill 5 year olds but not run from zombies…[/quote]