[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
29 but the funniest thing is that somehow my works web blocker allowed me to take this quiz, yet when I clicked on the “if you could survive zombies” quiz it said access denied.
Lol so my work allows me to kill 5 year olds but not run from zombies…[/quote]
Stick with me mate - I’m 84% likely to survive the zombies. Zombie 5 year olds may be a different matter though.
[quote]Renton wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
29 but the funniest thing is that somehow my works web blocker allowed me to take this quiz, yet when I clicked on the “if you could survive zombies” quiz it said access denied.
Lol so my work allows me to kill 5 year olds but not run from zombies…
Stick with me mate - I’m 84% likely to survive the zombies. Zombie 5 year olds may be a different matter though.[/quote]
Well since it seems I get paid to take on any sort of 5 year olds I’ll take them and you can take the adult zombies!
26, but I’d plan to use the knocked out ones as weapons
35 - Biatches!!!
My mom always said playing StarCraft was a waste of time. Yeah, Who’s talking now? Not the 35 unconscious children I could whip. And now I know what my dad meant all those years when he told me getting bucked off a horse and stomped on was a character builder. Built enough character to whip 35 ankle biter asses.
There are only so many 5 year olds that can fit within arm’s reach of you at one time – let’s generously say 12. The rest will be away and waiting for a turn. The question is not whether you can handle the mass of x number of five year olds pitted against you at once (x representing the number given by the site,) but whether or not you can take x number of 5 year olds without becoming winded and keeling over. That makes this a very different question.
Attached is a link to a site that tells you morbid crap about your birthday. These people died on mine.
People who died on December 19 (various years)
* 2005 - Vincent Gigante, American mafioso
* 2004 - Renata Tebaldi, Italian soprano
* 2004 - Herbert C. Brown, British-born American chemist and Nobel Prize laureate
* 2003 - Hope Lange, American actress
* 2003 - Peter Carter-Ruck, British lawyer
* 2001 - Marcel Mule, French saxophonist.
* 2000 - Pops Staples, American singer (The Staple Singers)
* 2000 - Milt Hinton, American jazz double bassist
* 2000 - Robert Buck, American musician (10,000 Maniacs)
* 1999 - Desmond Llewelyn, British actor
* 1997 - Jimmy Rogers, American blues guitarist
* 1997 - Masaru Ibuka, Japanese industrialist (Sony)
* 1996 - Marcello Mastroianni, Italian actor
* 1993 - Michael Clarke, American drummer (The Byrds)
* 1991 - Joe Cole (roadie), roadie for American band Black Flag, Henry Rollins' best friend
* 1989 - Stella Gibbons, British author
* 1982 - Dwight Macdonald, social critic, combative journalist and anarchist
* 1968 - Norman Thomas, American socialist
* 1967 - Harold Holt, seventeenth Prime Minister of Australia
* 1953 - Robert Millikan, American physicist and Nobel Prize laureate
* 1946 - Paul Langevin, French physicist
* 1944 - Rudolph Karstadt, German entrepreneur
* 1944 - Khedive Abbas II of Egypt
* 1939 - Hans Langsdorff, German naval officer
* 1938 - Stephen Warfield Gambrill, U.S. Congressman for Maryland's 5th District
* 1932 - Yoon Bong-Gil, Protester against Japanese occupation of Korea (executed)
* 1915 - Alois Alzheimer, German neuroscientist
* 1848 - Emily Brontë, British author
* 1819 - Sir Thomas Fremantle, British naval officer and politician
* 1814 - Joseph Bramah, Inventor and Locksmith, notably invented the beer pump
* 1813 - James McGill, Scottish-Canadian businessman and philanthropist
* 1807 - Friedrich Melchior, baron von Grimm, German writer
* 1751 - Louise of Great Britain, wife of Frederick V of Denmark
* 1749 - Francesco Antonio Bonporti, Italian priest and composer
* 1745 - Jean-Baptiste van Loo, French painter
* 1741 - Vitus Bering, Danish-born explorer
* 1737 - James Sobieski, Crown Prince of Poland
* 1370 - Pope Urban V
* 1327 - Agnes of France, Duchess of Burgundy
* 1075 - Edith of Wessex, wife of Edward the Confessor of England
* 401 - Pope Anastasius I
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
There are only so many 5 year olds that can fit within arm’s reach of you at one time – let’s generously say 12. The rest will be away and waiting for a turn. The question is not whether you can handle the mass of x number of five year olds pitted against you at once (x representing the number given by the site,) but whether or not you can take x number of 5 year olds without becoming winded and keeling over. That makes this a very different question.[/quote]
I disagree. I would guess any T-man’s punch could knock out 5, 5 year olds (esp me with my long ass arms) so we would only need 6 punches. Lol best use of math ever.
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25, gotta eye gouge those little bastards.
33… between previous scraps and some tai-kwan-do training when I was younger, it chalked up pretty good.
I think the most important factor in a fight like this is whether or not you’re wearing a cup. You could be on your first little kid when another fucker comes up and takes you down via the sack.
That reminds me of a story from years ago. In elementary school my friends and I used to have pickup football games, and one of my friends happened to be a moose for our ages at the time. He was running, and it took about 3 kids to slow him down, and another 2 to stop him, but they couldnt get him down. Lo and behold, the weird friend of our group comes up from behind and punches him in the nuts. The kid, and the 5 hanging on him went down like a sack of bricks. Funniest shit ever.
…No, I wasnt the one who grabbed or had his nuts grabbed.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
22. Damn, I’m a pussy.[/quote]
Tell us something we didn’t know… 
26 for me. Now if this scenario was like the elementary school scene from the movie Resident Evil 2 things may pan out different.
Those little zombie brats trying to eat you…I would like to think that I’d break a leg off a table and swing away.
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Beating Star Craft Swarms helped me a lot.
I’m not going to lie, what helped was so many fights I’ve been in as well as a total disregard for young lives.
Anyone need a babysitter?
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
I think the most important factor in a fight like this is whether or not you’re wearing a cup. You could be on your first little kid when another fucker comes up and takes you down via the sack.
That reminds me of a story from years ago. In elementary school my friends and I used to have pickup football games, and one of my friends happened to be a moose for our ages at the time. He was running, and it took about 3 kids to slow him down, and another 2 to stop him, but they couldnt get him down. Lo and behold, the weird friend of our group comes up from behind and punches him in the nuts. The kid, and the 5 hanging on him went down like a sack of bricks. Funniest shit ever.
…No, I wasnt the one who grabbed or had his nuts grabbed.[/quote]
on the quiz page it says all parties involved are wearing a cup…
of course that doesn’t mean those little five year old shits can’t rip it off or something.
Look look! Everyone see my new avatar? Paying homage to this thread.
Now tell me any one of us can only take 20-30 of these little fucks? I would beat them all to death with the first one to step to me.