You’re the only guy I know with a cock like a dounut.
Don’t talk to me, you squat when you pee!
A buddy is someone who will go out and get two blowjobs and come back and give you one.
[quote]streamline wrote:
A buddy is someone who will go out and get two blowjobs and come back and give you one.[/quote]
genuinely laughed out loud at this.
my roommate would routinely ask people to pick up a six-pack of BJs for him (he never shared though).
tighter than a nuns c*nt
“Did you just say dog shit…”
is my usual answer to anything that i mean to answer in the negative.
“If your mum wasnt your mum, would you?”
a normal question for me to ask randams.
Suck Mah Balls!
hotter then a dime whore on nickel night.
Busier then a one eyed cat watching 9 ratholes…in a toom full of rocking chairs
Old Physics professor would say after a low grade ‘Suck it up, life is hard but at least it goes fast’.
if shes old enough to crawl, shes in the right position
[quote]catone wrote:
Old Physics professor would say after a low grade ‘Suck it up, life is hard but at least it goes fast’.[/quote]
“Life’s a bitch. Don’t vote for one.”
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
catone wrote:
Old Physics professor would say after a low grade ‘Suck it up, life is hard but at least it goes fast’.
“Life’s a bitch. Don’t vote for one.”[/quote]
haha
POW! right in the kisser!
My girlfriend said I was a pedophile.
I thought that was a pretty big word for an 8-year-old.
You guys are CRACKING ME UP!!!
BUT…
“…You just MIGHT be a Redneck IF…”
(Hehe!)
Mufasa
[quote]StephenD wrote:
If it cold say: That would freeze the balls of a brass monkey[/quote]
thats a canon ball referance (i think)
not sure if its already been said, but “sweating like a 20stn rapist”
what the best thing about twenty eight year olds?
there is twenty of them
(sorry)
That’s more gross than unloading a truckload of dead babies with a pitchfork.
Whats red, white, and flying through the air?
A dead baby with forks in its eyes!!!
Howabout this girl I used to know would say sometimes:
“Lifes like a dick, when it’s hard, fuck it!”
Ok one more
What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s just a water melon.
Oh yeh,
and suck mah balls.
Oh! Shut your cocksucker!