you may be slow but your work is poor
What sound does a baby make in the microwave?
I don’t know I was too busy masturbating.
they say that all is fare in love and war, and the only thing thats fare is sellin’ drugs,dubs, and filthy whores
If there’s a skeeter on your peeter whack it off.
When responding to a request, “That falls into the not my f**king problem Category”
After I watched the first season of Deadwood in a marathon session, I had a hell of a time not calling everyone a cocksucker.
Thankfully I broke that habit. I’m a pretty gentle soft spoken person, so I get looks and giggles when I get profane.
http://www.viz.co.uk/?domain=viz&page=%2Fprofanisaurus%2Fprofan_index.php%3Ffb%3D1
Select ‘Fucky Dip’ a couple of times and improve your daily vocab.
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
here is one when your feeling crappy, my dad’s all time fav:
I feel like I have been shot at and missed, but shit at and hit…
What’s worse than going to jail for statutory rape? She’s still illegal when you get out.
What’s worse than a pile of dead babies in a trash can? The one on the bottom is still alive and eats it’s way out.
Not so sick but a fun way to fuck with buddies is the 40 Year Old Virgin line, “Know how I know you’re gay?”