F@#ked my Sh&t Up!

3 months ago i was in the best shape i have ever been in. i was puttin ten pounds a month on my bench with no sign of stopping! then i threw a party! i have my own gym in my apt. 4hrs later thats where me and my buds end up(for a whos got a bigger one kinda thing) bye the way im so drunk 30mins b4 this i tried 2 piss in my closet! we go back and forth 4 a while then i go 4 235 easy! when im sobber and warmed up. NOPE DROPPED THAT SHIT!!!

my friends were 2 drunk to catch it and broke 2 ribs… dont tell me im the only one. note my friends are week as shit!


Fail.

if your friends are weak as shit, why did you feel compelled to out lift any of them especially when you were wasted? sounds like you got what you deserve, maybe you will learn something from it, you should be happy it didn’t fall on your neck or your face.

[quote]aj245 wrote:
3 months ago i was in the best shape i have ever been in. i was puttin ten pounds a month on my bench with no sign of stopping! then i threw a party! i have my own gym in my apt. 4hrs later thats where me and my buds end up(for a whos got a bigger one kinda thing) bye the way im so drunk 30mins b4 this i tried 2 piss in my closet! we go back and forth 4 a while then i go 4 235 easy! when im sobber and warmed up. NOPE DROPPED THAT SHIT!!!

my friends were 2 drunk to catch it and broke 2 ribs… dont tell me im the only one. note my friends are week as shit! [/quote]

Eat fresh and get big my fairy little friend.

Clearly, you have contracted a case of teh ghey, and broke your own ribs so that you could blow yourself. This is possibly from being a douche at your own party. The only cure is to climb to the roof of the closest building, jump and face plant; or lay in traffic. That should teach you a lesson.

You are the reason I want all the warning labels in the world removed (except for chemicals, those are legitimately useful).

If we just let the idiots all kill themselves stupidly, we shall make ourselves smarter as a species. No other animal protects the weak and stupid like humans do, and lets be honest… the stupid ones hold us back.

Oh also… WRITE IN FUCKING ENGLISH! I don’t want to take time out of my day to fucking translate numbers. Stop being a dumbass, stop being a piece of shit, and stop living.

Just do your dbol only cyle and you’ll be fine. All 6 foot 165 pounds of you.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Clearly, you have contracted a case of teh ghey, and broke your own ribs so that you could blow yourself. This is possibly from being a douche at your own party. The only cure is to climb to the roof of the closest building, jump and face plant; or lay in traffic. That should teach you a lesson. [/quote]

This is the most logical explanation to your so called injury! This is also the best way to cope with the same.

Here’s to the inevitable next time you feel compelled to do something like that again, first check out the 100 greatest fails of 2009 thread and listen to this guy.

fyi he says what you need to hear about 2 min 35 sec in.

I feel like this story would be better if you were trying to impress women… still, in hindsight it’s probably a good thing none were present. You should not tell this story to any… ever.

so why dont you pee in your closet about it !

[quote]aj245 wrote:
(for a whos got a bigger one kinda thing)[/quote]

Not ghey at all.

[quote]Lpoolbuilder wrote:
I feel like this story would be better if you were trying to impress women… still, in hindsight it’s probably a good thing none were present. You should not tell this story to any… ever.[/quote]

Well i’m sure it made a conversation starter to impress the women :wink:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Just do your dbol only cyle and you’ll be fine. All 6 foot 165 pounds of you. [/quote]

LOL. I was going to say the same thing.

Try it again with no spotters and 405. Please.

man u guys are rough! and sorry im used to texting! so know body is gona man up and say they have done somthing stupid when they were drunk? and bye the way i do have a girl who iv been living with for the the last 3 ohhh sorry three years!

ohh and i just wieghed my self 173!!! prolly the extenz i was taken!hahahahhahahahahahaha u guys take life to seriously wud it help if i told you i have 9 oops nine stitches in my dick! i got pics!!

Obvious troll is obvious.