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[quote]npagano wrote:
im 18, 5’9" 160… and i hate anyone who does stuff like that. 30-40 year old men love to tell me to be quite when i do pin presses, but leave all their 25 pound plates laying on the ground. pissin me off[/quote]

You and I are pretty much the same size (I’ve been losing weight, your probably gaining!) and I totally agree. They piss me off too, and I’m 42…But more to the point…
I’m sure we can all agree with the words of Kenny Rogers. “Sometimes you have to fight, to be a man”.
I politely ignored a known scumbag during the superbowl (watching at the bar). When i left, he started mouthing off outside on the street. I laughed at him and walked away. When he started to follow me, I turned, put up my hands and “stop right there”…which was a trap. When he touched me, I threw him to the ground. Again, I start to walk, and again, here he
comes. I turned into the alley, he follows quickly, I slam a kick to the groin, uppercut to the chin, striaght shot to bloody up his mouth and nose. He stumbles, falls, and leans up against the building bleeding. “I tried to warn you” I say, and then walked away.
I had tried to walk away three times, I had tried to make him back off.
Bullies and bullies, no matter their size. I bet we can all agree on that too.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]drewh wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]MangoFighter wrote:
its nice to see big guys giving respect to wrestlers here. all i usually see on these forums is “if you dont weigh over 200 lbs, you aint shit.” as a former wrestler, i would like to think that i have a huge mental, not to mention physical, edge over other guys who weigh 30-40lbs more than me who like to talk shit. im just surprised to hear big dudes talking about how some of us little guys can mess people up.

one of my friends (5’8’', maybe 185lbs) was in downtown SD with his buddy whos a former D1 wrestler and prob walked around at like 140-150ish. these big drunk dudes were looking for a fight and decided to pick on some little guys(my friend and his buddy).

so this former wrestler grabs a hold of one of these guys and suplexes him onto the hood of a car. the rest of the big guys looked at each other with the expression of “well, i guess the fights over.” i just love telling that story cuz its one of those, “dont assume you can beat the shit out of a guy just cuz ur bigger than him” stories. [/quote]

Skilled men of any size deserve respect. However, I’ll wager all I own that there isn’t a 150lb guy that can whip my ass. Size matters. Period. That’s not a shot at “little guys”. Hell, I don’t even look at anyone in terms of size until they start acting like a jerk off. When someone starts acting like a jerk off, I’ll think, check this little punk motherfucker out…or, check out this chubby gym curling motherfucker. Until then, I see my fellow man as a man - without label.
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There are many 150 pound men that would whoop your ass. Your chin can only take so much force it doesn’t matter how big you are. [/quote]

Find one and let’s put up the money. Simple.[/quote]

So you could take BJ Penn?

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.

Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.

Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]

Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]

Ok I just want to ask you this. I notice you say you would headbutt some one who had you in their guard. I Bite their face or neck usually, have you considered that or tried biting instead? I have trained in BJJ/MMa/high school wrestling, but in a street fight I usually fight like an animal biting/fish hooking/ eye gouging, all that kind of stuff. You think a headbutt is more effective then trying to rip their flesh? Just asking your opinion.

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[quote]mcstoots082 wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.

Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.

Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]

Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]

Ok I just want to ask you this. I notice you say you would headbutt some one who had you in their guard. I Bite their face or neck usually, have you considered that or tried biting instead? I have trained in BJJ/MMa/high school wrestling, but in a street fight I usually fight like an animal biting/fish hooking/ eye gouging, all that kind of stuff. You think a headbutt is more effective then trying to rip their flesh? Just asking your opinion.[/quote]

Not trying to speak for BG here, but I thought I throw in my .02:

When I was in prison, HIV/AIDS was a serious concern. Same with the street - you never know if the junkie jumping you has used dirty needles. I would shy away from any kind of fluid exchange - including biting. Head butting is a blunt force trauma unlike any other when applied to your opponent’s nose at close range.

As for fish hooking, I would be hesitant to put my fingers in someone else’s mouth, lest I be bitten myself.

Advise for eye gouging: I cut the SHIT out of my finger on the INSIDE of a dudes eye once. Only one finger went in, and it went in deep and got stuck on his skull. That shit is sharp! I was not happy about that, so make sure that if you ever have to eye gouge someone, use TWO fingers together (not three stooges style, LOL), as this will limit the depth and provide plenty of damage.

If you are in a position where you have to bite and fish hook, you’ve fucked up pretty badly, IMHO.

When the guy is talking shit and getting in your face, step on his toe. This will cause him to reflexively push you, which, having anticipated this will provide and opening to where you can give him a Scottish kiss. Works every time. It’s over so quick that you have time to walk away with out a bunch of drama.

I’d like to hear BG’s perspective on the original question as well.

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Haha nice answers here. I’ve laughed my ass off.

The thing about MAD (mutual assured destruction) is true imo. When I see a big guy or whatever even a 170pound guy with shredded forearms, I just know it could hurt in both ways.

The guy in my gym was skinnyfat. Although I’d never get physical (hate to lose my job because of that tbh), his attitude really surprised me.

Well I’ve moved to a place where there are a lot of rich people and thus rich little kids. Maybe that their superiority feeling has something to do with it.

Greets

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I think it’s funny when some little guys posit the idea that big guys are slow and can only lift heavy things. Like if I swing my arm it’s like slow motion for him and I say “Where little guy go?!?!?”
As though it’s illegal to teach big guys how to fight at all.

I’m about 255lbs ,183cm (6 feet) but 18%BF. That’s also a funny point, like if me and a guy who has visible abs get into a fight it’ll be impossible for me to beat him, because c’mon…you can see his abs.

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[quote]mcstoots082 wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.

Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.

Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]

Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]

Ok I just want to ask you this. I notice you say you would headbutt some one who had you in their guard. I Bite their face or neck usually, have you considered that or tried biting instead? I have trained in BJJ/MMa/high school wrestling, but in a street fight I usually fight like an animal biting/fish hooking/ eye gouging, all that kind of stuff. You think a headbutt is more effective then trying to rip their flesh? Just asking your opinion.[/quote]

To be honest, I’ve never thought about it but then again, I’ve never been on the ground losing. I don’t think biting is effective but I’ve never tried it - I’d think it would just fucking enrage someone, not disable them. A headbutt can disable someone. Eye gouging? If you’re in the fight of your life, defending your safety? Yeah, eye gouge, fish hook…whatever lol :slight_smile: I respect the fight like an animal mentality, I’ve just never had to resort to it.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]mcstoots082 wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.

Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.

Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]

Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]

Ok I just want to ask you this. I notice you say you would headbutt some one who had you in their guard. I Bite their face or neck usually, have you considered that or tried biting instead? I have trained in BJJ/MMa/high school wrestling, but in a street fight I usually fight like an animal biting/fish hooking/ eye gouging, all that kind of stuff. You think a headbutt is more effective then trying to rip their flesh? Just asking your opinion.[/quote]

Not trying to speak for BG here, but I thought I throw in my .02:

When I was in prison, HIV/AIDS was a serious concern. Same with the street - you never know if the junkie jumping you has used dirty needles. I would shy away from any kind of fluid exchange - including biting. Head butting is a blunt force trauma unlike any other when applied to your opponent’s nose at close range.

As for fish hooking, I would be hesitant to put my fingers in someone else’s mouth, lest I be bitten myself.

Advise for eye gouging: I cut the SHIT out of my finger on the INSIDE of a dudes eye once. Only one finger went in, and it went in deep and got stuck on his skull. That shit is sharp! I was not happy about that, so make sure that if you ever have to eye gouge someone, use TWO fingers together (not three stooges style, LOL), as this will limit the depth and provide plenty of damage.

If you are in a position where you have to bite and fish hook, you’ve fucked up pretty badly, IMHO.

When the guy is talking shit and getting in your face, step on his toe. This will cause him to reflexively push you, which, having anticipated this will provide and opening to where you can give him a Scottish kiss. Works every time. It’s over so quick that you have time to walk away with out a bunch of drama.

I’d like to hear BG’s perspective on the original question as well.[/quote]

Frankly, I like your answer better. I was thinking about the fluid thing for biting…but really, what practical use is it if it’s not disabling? If you bit me I’d fight fucking harder, I’d be enraged. I agree with your thoughts about fish hooking. But again, I’ve never had to resort to either.

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As for the cauliflower ears etc. I happened to be in a heated stand off with a guy about my size or maybe bigger last summer. Long story short, he and a friend of mine were in a minor fender bender. The thing is, we were on our way to confront him anyway because he went flying by my house twice on a street that frankly, is too narrow/small to go over 30 or so. Anyway, this guy had been working down the street for months as part of a construction crew and I kept hearing from my neighbor that he was MMA this, MMA that, a fighter this, a fighter that (according to his coworkers who were hassling me neighbor - long story). So the cars collide - I’m actually out of the car before it can happen (dude was backing up from about 50 yards…never thought the dumb shit couldn’t see my friends truck!). Booom! And then everyone is out and I start in about the speeding and what a fuckin asshole he is…and then we’re standing face to face and I realize…not a fucking mark on this guy. Not a scar. Nose never broke. Nothing. And I’m thinking…this dude is either the world fucking champ and no one every laid a hand on him or, he has fought 15 year old girls all his life or, he has never been in a real fight ever! LOL. Now, I didn’t take him lightly. I take no one lightly as I said and this was a large man…bodybuilder type. But I definitely noticed the clean canvass I had to work with lol.

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[quote]scw2 wrote:

There are many 150 pound men that would whoop your ass. Your chin can only take so much force it doesn’t matter how big you are. [/quote]

Find one and let’s put up the money. Simple.[/quote]

So you could take BJ Penn?
[/quote]

Because a guy 120lbs lighter than me could ju jitsu my ass in a street fight? Show me.

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Getting silly in here. Hasn’t it already been proven in both professional and amatuer venues, in all different kinds of real fighting, MMA, wrestling, boxing, karate, judo, both ways, up and down, countless times that there is no inherent advantage to having ripped abs, tall or short, fat or skinny, bodybuilder vs powerlifter appearance, and a million other criteria. If you are always betting on the guy who looks like he works out and does cardio more, you just don’t know much about fighting.

The only criteria that matters across all fighting venues is WEIGHT. To the guy who mentioned BJ earlier, he is amazing in his weight class, but comes right back down to earth when he moves up. There are weight classes for a reason, in ALL FIGHTING SPORTS!!! I think the only time weight BEGINS not to matter is when both fighters are at LEAST heavyweights. That is, there is less difference between 300 and 340 lbs, than there is between 160 and 200.

I’m not saying a trained and ready 150 lb guy can’t surprise the shit out of a 250 lb. shit talker, I’m saying if there are two LEGITIMATE tough guys staring each other down, i’ll put my money on the 250 lb guy every time.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]scw2 wrote:

There are many 150 pound men that would whoop your ass. Your chin can only take so much force it doesn’t matter how big you are. [/quote]

Find one and let’s put up the money. Simple.[/quote]

So you could take BJ Penn?
[/quote]

Because a guy 120lbs lighter than me could ju jitsu my ass in a street fight? Show me.[/quote]

K, go to legitimate BJJ or MMA gym and explain to a fighter that you wish to challenge him in a street fight and that you believe your deadlift will nullify the skillsets he’s been practicing for the last 4 years on other experienced fighters.

Please, film it for the personal amusement of the entire forum.

Oh hey, I should probably show you this while Im at it:

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[quote]VealChop wrote:
Getting silly in here. Hasn’t it already been proven in both professional and amatuer venues, in all different kinds of real fighting, MMA, wrestling, boxing, karate, judo, both ways, up and down, countless times that there is no inherent advantage to having ripped abs, tall or short, fat or skinny, bodybuilder vs powerlifter appearance, and a million other criteria. If you are always betting on the guy who looks like he works out and does cardio more, you just don’t know much about fighting.

The only criteria that matters across all fighting venues is WEIGHT. To the guy who mentioned BJ earlier, he is amazing in his weight class, but comes right back down to earth when he moves up. There are weight classes for a reason, in ALL FIGHTING SPORTS!!! I think the only time weight BEGINS not to matter is when both fighters are at LEAST heavyweights. That is, there is less difference between 300 and 340 lbs, than there is between 160 and 200.

I’m not saying a trained and ready 150 lb guy can’t surprise the shit out of a 250 lb. shit talker, I’m saying if there are two LEGITIMATE tough guys staring each other down, i’ll put my money on the 250 lb guy every time. [/quote]

I disagree with this. Most guys weigh around 180 and up, and if they know how to punch, they’ll be able to knock most other guys out.

Once you get above a certain threshold, weight doesn’t matter- but it’s lower than you think. I would say once you’re at 189 (cruiserweight) its a safe bet you can throw a knockout punch.

I am really wondering what American you guys are walking around in where people actually weight 150… most of the people I see are fuckin fat.

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Real violence- - YouTube

Fake violence- - YouTube

Notice the subtle nuances.

The first clip is why MMA alphabet soup training doesn’t work.

/silly argument.

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[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]scw2 wrote:

There are many 150 pound men that would whoop your ass. Your chin can only take so much force it doesn’t matter how big you are. [/quote]

Find one and let’s put up the money. Simple.[/quote]

So you could take BJ Penn?
[/quote]

Because a guy 120lbs lighter than me could ju jitsu my ass in a street fight? Show me.[/quote]

K, go to legitimate BJJ or MMA gym and explain to a fighter that you wish to challenge him in a street fight and that you believe your deadlift will nullify the skillsets he’s been practicing for the last 4 years on other experienced fighters.

Please, film it for the personal amusement of the entire forum.

Oh hey, I should probably show you this while Im at it:

Well, plenty of gyms in the philly/nj area. find someone, get ya money up. uh, i do a bit more than train my deadlift…but its the internet and you know everything…so like kat williams likes to say, “go ahead, I’ll wait”. and when you find someone stupid enough, i’ll pick him the fuck up and drop him on his fucking head for your amusement. smfh.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]VealChop wrote:
Getting silly in here. Hasn’t it already been proven in both professional and amatuer venues, in all different kinds of real fighting, MMA, wrestling, boxing, karate, judo, both ways, up and down, countless times that there is no inherent advantage to having ripped abs, tall or short, fat or skinny, bodybuilder vs powerlifter appearance, and a million other criteria. If you are always betting on the guy who looks like he works out and does cardio more, you just don’t know much about fighting.

The only criteria that matters across all fighting venues is WEIGHT. To the guy who mentioned BJ earlier, he is amazing in his weight class, but comes right back down to earth when he moves up. There are weight classes for a reason, in ALL FIGHTING SPORTS!!! I think the only time weight BEGINS not to matter is when both fighters are at LEAST heavyweights. That is, there is less difference between 300 and 340 lbs, than there is between 160 and 200.

I’m not saying a trained and ready 150 lb guy can’t surprise the shit out of a 250 lb. shit talker, I’m saying if there are two LEGITIMATE tough guys staring each other down, i’ll put my money on the 250 lb guy every time. [/quote]

I disagree with this. Most guys weigh around 180 and up, and if they know how to punch, they’ll be able to knock most other guys out.

Once you get above a certain threshold, weight doesn’t matter- but it’s lower than you think. I would say once you’re at 189 (cruiserweight) its a safe bet you can throw a knockout punch.

I am really wondering what American you guys are walking around in where people actually weight 150… most of the people I see are fuckin fat. [/quote]

eh, I kinda agree with your point to an extent. The fact is, it doesn’t take much at all if you put it on the button so in that sense, size doesn’t matter. However, in a street fight, guys aren’t standing up under the some boxing rules…there’s some tussling going on…and that’s when a weight difference is a problem. And if putting it on the button was easy, there would be more knockouts and there are not. But the bottom line is this; these are all just generalities…you don’t know until you do the thing. each two men are different and every single fight is different. lose your footing, lose your focus and shit can be different.

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If I saw someone hit an old guy like that, the police would have to taser me off him. I’d get medieval on his ass…I’d pull of his wings, his arms…I’d fucking torture him before burning him with a magnifying glass.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]mcstoots082 wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.

Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.

Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]

Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]

Ok I just want to ask you this. I notice you say you would headbutt some one who had you in their guard. I Bite their face or neck usually, have you considered that or tried biting instead? I have trained in BJJ/MMa/high school wrestling, but in a street fight I usually fight like an animal biting/fish hooking/ eye gouging, all that kind of stuff. You think a headbutt is more effective then trying to rip their flesh? Just asking your opinion.[/quote]

To be honest, I’ve never thought about it but then again, I’ve never been on the ground losing. I don’t think biting is effective but I’ve never tried it - I’d think it would just fucking enrage someone, not disable them. A headbutt can disable someone. Eye gouging? If you’re in the fight of your life, defending your safety? Yeah, eye gouge, fish hook…whatever lol :slight_smile: I respect the fight like an animal mentality, I’ve just never had to resort to it.[/quote]

Ok you guys got the wrong impression I am not saying you have to be losing the fight to bite usually I am on top. Like last time it was at a bar and I had just taken the guy down on the street as I was kicking him in the head I fell into side control and instinct had me latch onto the guy’s neck with a bite while I punched his face. He was so worried about the bite that he let me strike him unanswered in the face. Now me and this guy are cool but he still has a slight scar where I bit his neck.

Yeah the fluid transfer is a bitch, but I can’t help doing what I do. Although in a street fight I dare anyone to not get the enemies blood on them, if you guys have been in lots of fights I am sure you have had to wash some one elses blood off your face/arms/ legs /shoes. I treat every fight like it is life or death, I have just always been like that. It also may have something to do with my paranoid personality type too though.

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[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]scw2 wrote:

There are many 150 pound men that would whoop your ass. Your chin can only take so much force it doesn’t matter how big you are. [/quote]

Find one and let’s put up the money. Simple.[/quote]

So you could take BJ Penn?
[/quote]

Because a guy 120lbs lighter than me could ju jitsu my ass in a street fight? Show me.[/quote]

K, go to legitimate BJJ or MMA gym and explain to a fighter that you wish to challenge him in a street fight and that you believe your deadlift will nullify the skillsets he’s been practicing for the last 4 years on other experienced fighters.

Please, film it for the personal amusement of the entire forum.

Oh hey, I should probably show you this while Im at it:

Bodyguard talks about how badass he is pretty often, and he may in fact be a tough dude but claiming that he’d whoop every 150lb dude out there reaks of false bravado. Also, any time someone questions him he asks them to “put up the money”. He also said he doesn’t underestimate anyone, yet he makes the 150lb weiner claim… Anyway, I never understood the tough guy mentality that you could whoop a trained fighter 'cause you outweigh 'em or bench more or whatever. You wouldn’t challenge an accountant to a math contest, so why challenge a fighter to a fight, regardless of weight?

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
If I saw someone hit an old guy like that, the police would have to taser me off him. I’d get medieval on his ass…I’d pull of his wings, his arms…I’d fucking torture him before burning him with a magnifying glass.[/quote]

As would I.

I was just using that for ausie boy who thinks that real life violence is somehow analogous to the staged “fight” pageants he seems to think are real life violence.

He doesn’t seem to understand that in an uncontrolled environment(a real fight), things go off instantly and brutally. There is no warm up. There is no pre-fight preparation period, and most importantly, there is no mercy.