Ever Run into Tiny Badasses?

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[quote]Deorum wrote:
Cocksuckers seem to be attracted to the gym. I was at the gym the other day doing calf raises off the leg press machine(great alternative use of a machine I would normally never use btw) and I needed a drink. I say to myself I’ll throw my hoody over this to make sure nobody decides to hop on it in the 5 seconds I’m gone. Of-fucking-course I return to the machine to find some fat fuck doing leg presses with the weight I was calf raising and I say, Hey bud I was on that machine. His Harley Davidson T-Shirt and generic Biker Tats must have made his 5’2 fat ass feel powerful or something. TBH I honestly cannot tell you his response, all I remember is it disrespectful and he didn’t get off the machine until he was done his set. I honestly almost shoved my 2 fingers into his eye sockets. I wasn’t even going to fight him, I didn’t care; I was honestly going to take his fucking eyeballs out. Luckily for us both I didn’t but yea some people don’t realize how close they are to serious injury and I think they all need to be reminded sometimes.

Oh and in no way do I think that would have been a good idea. Don’t ever gauge somebody’s eyes out for taking your machine and saying completely disrespectful comments - you’ll probably get convicted of manslaughter. Maybe just slap him in the face and say you challenge him to fisticuffs - lol.[/quote]

When are we going to the gym so I can whoop some tatted biker ass?

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[quote]ASNAC wrote:
What cracks me up is the first thing anyone thought about concerning this was a fight…I mean what the heck. Can’t anyone ask a question without the next step turning gladiator on someone. Go ahead and ask that kid if he is going to clean up. You are just as much a member there as he is. If some loon was pissing all over the bathroom I hope gym members wouldn’t just ignore it. So the weight room ought to be first and foremost taken care of. It is a weight room not the freaking Colosseum.[/quote]

You missed the point; or at least you did from my perspective. It’s not his failure to clean up…fuck that. It was his fly by at what was described inches with direct eye contact. That sir, is a challenge and actually, disrespectful…because what the lil fuck face is saying is “fuck you, what are you going to do?”.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.

Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.

Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]

Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]

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The “Scottish kiss” has ended many an altercation for me as well.[/quote]

LOL shit I’ve ended at least 3 fights I can remember with a single leg kick. They felt that shit and was “no mas”. Scottish kiss lol I like that.

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I used to get into all kinds of shit. My pop was an ex-fighter with an anger problem, so I grew up throwing punches and inherited his “bad-wiring”. Been stabbed in the hand, jumped by a handful of dudes and thrown head first into a fire hydrant, busted in the head with a 2x4, bottles, a mini bat you get at the ball game, you name it. I was also 130-ish lbs up until I was 18. I’m now about 180lbs, and I’m a lot more mellow. Someone can bump their gums all day and I’m generally not too bothered, but if I feel like it is gonna get physical [and I think over the years I’ve learned who’s acting tough and who’s really tough] I like to make sure I’m gonna get the first - and hopefully the last - shot in.

I responded to this thread 'cause I literally just stopped by my girls work [she manages a bar/restaurant] and some drunken yahoo was acting tough with me. Nothing too over the top, but some grumpy stares, and then he calls me over to apologize and as soon as his buddy comes outta the pisser he tells me “you don’t want this”. I got a little annoyed, but she asked me to back down and told his buddy to get him outta there. Apparently he’s a regular. The point is a few years ago I would lunch boxed him, but what is beating the fuck outta some 40 year old man who’s drunk off his ass at 3:30 pm really gonna accomplish? He tried to apologize again as his buddy was carrying him out and I didn’t cause a scene at my girls place of employment. He was just some drunken clown trying to flex nuts he doesn’t have, and I got better shit to do with my day.

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[quote]Scrotus wrote:

[quote]LESTY wrote:
I think that it’s because there was such a size difference that he felt the need to square up to you…
It’s like a defence mechanism i guess…

I’m 5 foot (just) and i’ve squared up to many a person bigger than me, although they’ve been rude and threatened me beforehand. I once punched a 6’2, 17stone lad in the face, much to the whole school’s amusement :confused:

I’m most definitly not standing up for him, just giving some perspective as i find it interesting given that i too am on the small side.

Maybe he was just a disgraceful, disrespectful little fuck face. If thats the case it shows how bad the majority of my generation have turned out :([/quote]
Is that you in your avatar, a woman and in fact not a man? I only bring this up because the results of a 5 foot girl punching a much larger man in the face will often be much different than that of a 5 foot man doing the same. [/quote]

lol bullshiiit.

i’d love to have lesty bring her tough girl ass down here and punch me in the face.

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[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
In prison I got into well over 200 fights, over 30 involving knives and I was only cut five times. [/quote]

Shit, that’s more than 1 fight a week![/quote]

Every time I transferred to a new housing unit, or pod it was like going to war again and again and again. Then, JUST when shit cools down and you’ve “established yourself”, they fucking transfer you again. Wash, rinse, repeat. In 3.5 years I was in County (stabbed twice my first night), Central booking, MCTC (housing units 6, 7, 3 and 2, stabbed in the fucking shin AFTER I beat this guys ass!), The “Old Jail”, “The Cut” (multiple tiers), “The Cut” Annex , Brockbridge, Bootcamp and Pre-release/Work-release (stabbed twice).

Believe it or not, I’d say about two thirds of the shit went down while I was in county and pre-release which is minimum security. In the medium/maximum security you have guys who know they’re gonna be there for a while, so they are more conservative and less stupid - a lot of older guys. In pre-release you’ve got guys going in and out bringing all kinds of shit back in with them, from knives to drugs and you’ve got lifers going up for parole mixed in with guys who got a DUI. When that lifer gets shot down from parole and gets to go back up to medium or maximum security for another five or ten years, they just don’t put him on a bus right after the parole hearing. He stays put for about a week or two before he is transferred. In that time, he’s pretty pissed and a lot’s of shit goes down. And the security in those places is shit. It’s a gymnasium sized room with 250 inmates, shower stalls and heads all the way in the BACK out of sight from the control bubble…

Good times.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]

Amen to that. Every fight I’ve ever been in, I’ve used whatever I could get my hands on as a weapon…chairs, tables, books, beer mugs, etc. I’ve bit people and thumbed them in the eyes too. Ain’t no rules.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.

Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.

Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]

Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]

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The “Scottish kiss” has ended many an altercation for me as well.[/quote]

LOL shit I’ve ended at least 3 fights I can remember with a single leg kick. They felt that shit and was “no mas”. Scottish kiss lol I like that.[/quote]

Nothing like shin bone trained with a dock lock and a coconut crashing into some knuckle head’s IT band/femur at a couple hundred psi, sending his quads into spasm to take the will to fight right out of him!

I think I like you, too.

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[quote]Dahollow wrote:
Now… He could fit in me like 2,5 times. When I get in a situation with a guy twice my size, I’d be rather like “oops shit”. [/quote]

Size doesn’t make you tough, and being small doesn’t make you not tough.

There are plenty of killers out there that are of average size- former Marines, former SEALS, ex-convicts, brawlers, bangers, whatever. They don’t give a fuck how big you are, and if your impossibly strong self came after them, they would beat you to death with a weight plate.

My point is that your size does not affect your capacity for violence and your ability to severely hurt a fellow human being.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
In prison I got into well over 200 fights, over 30 involving knives and I was only cut five times. [/quote]

Shit, that’s more than 1 fight a week![/quote]

Every time I transferred to a new housing unit, or pod it was like going to war again and again and again. Then, JUST when shit cools down and you’ve “established yourself”, they fucking transfer you again. Wash, rinse, repeat. In 3.5 years I was in County (stabbed twice my first night), Central booking, MCTC (housing units 6, 7, 3 and 2, stabbed in the fucking shin AFTER I beat this guys ass!), The “Old Jail”, “The Cut” (multiple tiers), “The Cut” Annex , Brockbridge, Bootcamp and Pre-release/Work-release (stabbed twice).

Believe it or not, I’d say about two thirds of the shit went down while I was in county and pre-release which is minimum security. In the medium/maximum security you have guys who know they’re gonna be there for a while, so they are more conservative and less stupid - a lot of older guys. In pre-release you’ve got guys going in and out bringing all kinds of shit back in with them, from knives to drugs and you’ve got lifers going up for parole mixed in with guys who got a DUI. When that lifer gets shot down from parole and gets to go back up to medium or maximum security for another five or ten years, they just don’t put him on a bus right after the parole hearing. He stays put for about a week or two before he is transferred. In that time, he’s pretty pissed and a lot’s of shit goes down. And the security in those places is shit. It’s a gymnasium sized room with 250 inmates, shower stalls and heads all the way in the BACK out of sight from the control bubble…

Good times.[/quote]

One of my best friends did a total of almost 6 years [little over a year the first time, 4.5 the second] and he also said that the majority of his fights happened in county, depending on what floor/tank he was in. He said once he got to state at first it was hectic but you get settled in and for the most part everyone minds their business and is pretty respectful. He also said generally fights don’t just happen, there’s an order to everything. Like you don’t just run up and bust someone in the face, it gets organized through a “hiearchy” and settled at an agreed upon time.

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Hey angry chicken- great fucking posts. Expemplifies what I’m talking about… one of the toughest cats I know was locked up off and on for years. He was a white kid about 5’2" and skinny as fuck with cornrows.

If you got at him, he’d stab you or shoot you. That was the end of the story. He saved a friend of mine’s life in a fight because he saw some guy lining up to stab somebody.

Another little guy I knew was hard as fuck too- little Italian guy who would use a weapon in a second. Hit a guy with a cue ball in a sock once, leveled him.

Size is nothing. Ferocity is everything.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]MangoFighter wrote:
its nice to see big guys giving respect to wrestlers here. all i usually see on these forums is “if you dont weigh over 200 lbs, you aint shit.” as a former wrestler, i would like to think that i have a huge mental, not to mention physical, edge over other guys who weigh 30-40lbs more than me who like to talk shit. im just surprised to hear big dudes talking about how some of us little guys can mess people up.

one of my friends (5’8’', maybe 185lbs) was in downtown SD with his buddy whos a former D1 wrestler and prob walked around at like 140-150ish. these big drunk dudes were looking for a fight and decided to pick on some little guys(my friend and his buddy).

so this former wrestler grabs a hold of one of these guys and suplexes him onto the hood of a car. the rest of the big guys looked at each other with the expression of “well, i guess the fights over.” i just love telling that story cuz its one of those, “dont assume you can beat the shit out of a guy just cuz ur bigger than him” stories. [/quote]

Skilled men of any size deserve respect. However, I’ll wager all I own that there isn’t a 150lb guy that can whip my ass. Size matters. Period. That’s not a shot at “little guys”. Hell, I don’t even look at anyone in terms of size until they start acting like a jerk off. When someone starts acting like a jerk off, I’ll think, check this little punk motherfucker out…or, check out this chubby gym curling motherfucker. Until then, I see my fellow man as a man - without label.
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Man, you are one awesome dude! You’re like a badass warrior/philosopher. I look up to you.

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[quote]saveski wrote:
I occasionally run into Ronald Hearns, Tommy’s son. Ron’s a pro with a 25-1 record. About 6’2 but very thin. If you didn’t know who he was and what he does you’d say - “Oh, i can fuck this dude up no problem” but I’m sure there would be 2 hits. Him hitting you and then you hitting the ground.

http://www.thesweetscience.com/images/7771/ronald_hearns_240x230_20060628.jpg[/quote]

LOL. Does he have fire in his fists like his father? One of the most brutal punchers I’ve ever seen…

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[quote]WideGuy wrote:
Jerk offs come in all sizes. I’d just laugh at the kid (he’s a kid you are a 30 year old man).

Of course if it became an issue again in the future I’d probably consider sneaking him in the parking lot assuming I knew nobody (cameras) would catch me. Then again I’m white trash and have a shitty outlook on life when it comes to things like that.[/quote]

good to see you around Wideguy.

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[quote]stickel62 wrote:
Hate to say it but thats the more common attitude among young kids these days. I work with highschool kids and they all talk alot of shit until they respect you and that takes a while. Not like how it used to be were you give people common curtisy without knowing them. If you want proof check the “old guys beats a POS” Thread on the forum. It’s what i’m talking about in real life.[/quote]

Absolutely.

The best revenge on young pricks is to watch for the time they work out. Eat something that gives you the real SBDs and then fucking ‘crop dust’ around next time while they’re benching.

If they start shit, smack the living shit out of them (to teach them some manners) and then sit and fart on his face. Teach the little weasel his place.

I’m 6’7" and 255, and 4th degree TKD. I take no shit from anyone esp punks like you encountered.

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[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
or just foam roll that shit.[/quote]

Yeah. Foam roll him right in the back of the head. lol

If you messes with you again, start carrying a two-board with ya, if anybody asks you any questions, just say its bench day and your doing board presses. Every time he stares at you just reach for the two board as a faint, then grab your water instead. Gotta freak the kid out, then he wont ever look at you again.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:

I’m 6’7" and 255, and 4th degree TKD. I take no shit from anyone esp punks like you encountered.
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You are also absolutely full of shit with regards to everything you post. Including this. Just for the record.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Headhunter wrote:

I’m 6’7" and 255, and 4th degree TKD. I take no shit from anyone esp punks like you encountered.
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You are also absolutely full of shit with regards to everything you post. Including this. Just for the record.[/quote]

English majors get a big WET fart in the face.

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It’s the MMA/UFC’s fault. Skinny kids see skinny adults beat up other skinny adults and think “shit I can do that.” So they tilt their hat to the side, buy an affliction shirt, do some tabatas, and think they’re badass. Then they see some guy bigger than them and they think “I could totally take him, cuz I can do thrusters with like 40lb dbs, and have been practicing jiu-jitsu on my dog.”

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I had a dorm mate like that. Very petite height wise and skinnyfat. At first he was nice but started getting increasingly demanding. He would complain about eggs “smelling” in the fridge, boiled eggs with shelves intact and that I should wrap them up to prevent the “smell”. Stupid shit like that. I expressed disbelief as if to show him the error of his reasoning but he kind of kept up with it. Fortunately I was soon able to move out of there and let somebody else suffer the same.

Bigger or smaller than me, I would never provoke further confrontion unless I somehow really lost my nerve and could not help it. Maybe it’s a lack of testosterone in me but if someone was acting like an ass, I would be kind of inclined to get more tender with them, perhaps take their aggression as a sexual invitation and act gay on them. It’s reverse psychology which could confuse the aggressor and make them look stupid. Of course it could also turn out worse but at that point it does not matter.

If I were to get hurt by someone, regardless of size, I would make sure I’m the moral victor still, and thus there would be little shame in that sense. In other words, not provoke shit, for winning is still controversial and losing shameful.