Jerk offs come in all sizes. I’d just laugh at the kid (he’s a kid you are a 30 year old man).
Of course if it became an issue again in the future I’d probably consider sneaking him in the parking lot assuming I knew nobody (cameras) would catch me. Then again I’m white trash and have a shitty outlook on life when it comes to things like that.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]
x2
Mike Brown @ 145lbs, prob walks around at 160
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
[quote]saveski wrote:
I occasionally run into Ronald Hearns, Tommy’s son. Ron’s a pro with a 25-1 record. About 6’2 but very thin. If you didn’t know who he was and what he does you’d say - “Oh, i can fuck this dude up no problem” but I’m sure there would be 2 hits. Him hitting you and then you hitting the ground.
http://www.thesweetscience.com/images/7771/ronald_hearns_240x230_20060628.jpg[/quote]
Dude, that’s pretty cool, what is he like? He seems like a real humble dude given his family name and such.[/quote]
Ronald’s quiet, polite, unassuming. Never mentioned anything about his dad - I saw his last name and asked. I don’t know him that well, just small talk here and there.
LOL at the poster who commented about - look at the ears! You see those fucked up ears and better not mess!
Best not to fight at all in the first place cuz not only might they be bad-asses, but they just might have a gun.
[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:
Not to be an ass, but lifting heavy weights off a floor doesn’t mean you can blue. Be careful you don’t come across a tiny dude who can actually fight.[/quote]
That’s why they have weight classes. Even if OP has is ok at fighting he would be fine handling someone 100+ lbs. less than he is. I know a lot of fighters want to think their superior skills will win a fight, but someone with enough sense to protect their face is going to pretty tough to handle.
[quote]mmllcc wrote:
I am sure some Germans thought Audi Murphy wasn’t sh1t - but he put them in the ground. I also knew a rather short and small kid once, his name was Eric. He was a wrestler and mean as hell. One time some big football player said something to him, I don’t remember what, but it was intended to make fun of him in some way in front of some other football players and some girls. My friend walked right up to him and side-kicked him right in the knee. It bent his knee back, the guy fell on the ground in such pain it looked like he couldn’t breath. Then my friend proceeded to kick him in the face. The guy couldn’t get up due to his pain, and disorientation from repeated foot to the face syndrome.
Moral of the story is…you just never know how a fight will go, no matter how big you are.[/quote]
Yah, but that football player wasn’t looking for a fight, just for words. If I walked behind the best MMA fighter in the world and kicked him in the back of the head he probably wouldn’t be about ready to fight either.
that isnt bruce lee, that is god
I grew up in Charm City (Baltimore, MD). Greenmount and 33rd for those that know the city. I was the only white boy on my block. I say that not because I give a shit about race or color, but because I was a frequent target to some people who thought they could get some easy status by fucking with me. I got into my first street fight when I was six. I started practicing martial arts when I was eight and I haven’t stopped. I was on my own and on the street at 16, ended up in prison at 18 for 3.5 years, played rugby for 9 years after that. In prison I got into well over 200 fights, over 30 involving knives and I was only cut five times. Actually the worst injury I had while locked up was when some asshole hit me from behind with a lock in a sock because I took his seat in the rec-room while Baywatch was on. Got a nice lump and a bald spot from that one. Luckily the CO’s were there or I’d have been toast. Worst fight on the outside was when I was 14 and stuck my nose where it didn’t belong and stood up to 15 or 20 guys who were fucking with my friend. I stood up and he sat down. I figured they’d just kick my ass and kick me a few times and be done with it. I was wrong - they broke my fucking neck in two places and cracked my ribs, broke my nose and chipped my teeth and swole both my eyes shut. THAT was an asskicking! On the flip side, I’ve also dealt out my fair share, but I digress…
So I’d say in my life I’ve been in well over 500 fights. Won some, lost some. It doesn’t matter, I survived.
These days I must look like a schmuck in a suit to some of these young fuckers. I would feel kinda sorry for them if they stepped to me, though. horsepuss nailed it dead on: I’ve got a fucked up ear, thick neck and traps and my forearms are bigger than my biceps. I weigh 205 with a ~14% BF. Not SMALL, but not like a lot of you big fuckers on here. If you saw me, you would DEFINITELY under estimate me, though.
Cocksuckers seem to be attracted to the gym. I was at the gym the other day doing calf raises off the leg press machine(great alternative use of a machine I would normally never use btw) and I needed a drink. I say to myself I’ll throw my hoody over this to make sure nobody decides to hop on it in the 5 seconds I’m gone. Of-fucking-course I return to the machine to find some fat fuck doing leg presses with the weight I was calf raising and I say, Hey bud I was on that machine. His Harley Davidson T-Shirt and generic Biker Tats must have made his 5’2 fat ass feel powerful or something. TBH I honestly cannot tell you his response, all I remember is it disrespectful and he didn’t get off the machine until he was done his set. I honestly almost shoved my 2 fingers into his eye sockets. I wasn’t even going to fight him, I didn’t care; I was honestly going to take his fucking eyeballs out. Luckily for us both I didn’t but yea some people don’t realize how close they are to serious injury and I think they all need to be reminded sometimes.
Oh and in no way do I think that would have been a good idea. Don’t ever gauge somebody’s eyes out for taking your machine and saying completely disrespectful comments - you’ll probably get convicted of manslaughter. Maybe just slap him in the face and say you challenge him to fisticuffs - lol.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.
Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.
Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]
Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.
[quote]MangoFighter wrote:
its nice to see big guys giving respect to wrestlers here. all i usually see on these forums is “if you dont weigh over 200 lbs, you aint shit.” as a former wrestler, i would like to think that i have a huge mental, not to mention physical, edge over other guys who weigh 30-40lbs more than me who like to talk shit. im just surprised to hear big dudes talking about how some of us little guys can mess people up.
one of my friends (5’8’', maybe 185lbs) was in downtown SD with his buddy whos a former D1 wrestler and prob walked around at like 140-150ish. these big drunk dudes were looking for a fight and decided to pick on some little guys(my friend and his buddy).
so this former wrestler grabs a hold of one of these guys and suplexes him onto the hood of a car. the rest of the big guys looked at each other with the expression of “well, i guess the fights over.” i just love telling that story cuz its one of those, “dont assume you can beat the shit out of a guy just cuz ur bigger than him” stories. [/quote]
Skilled men of any size deserve respect. However, I’ll wager all I own that there isn’t a 150lb guy that can whip my ass. Size matters. Period. That’s not a shot at “little guys”. Hell, I don’t even look at anyone in terms of size until they start acting like a jerk off. When someone starts acting like a jerk off, I’ll think, check this little punk motherfucker out…or, check out this chubby gym curling motherfucker. Until then, I see my fellow man as a man - without label.
[quote]WideGuy wrote:
Jerk offs come in all sizes. I’d just laugh at the kid (he’s a kid you are a 30 year old man).
Of course if it became an issue again in the future I’d probably consider sneaking him in the parking lot assuming I knew nobody (cameras) would catch me. Then again I’m white trash and have a shitty outlook on life when it comes to things like that.[/quote]
I like you 
LOL
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I grew up in Charm City (Baltimore, MD). Greenmount and 33rd for those that know the city. I was the only white boy on my block. I say that not because I give a shit about race or color, but because I was a frequent target to some people who thought they could get some easy status by fucking with me. I got into my first street fight when I was six. I started practicing martial arts when I was eight and I haven’t stopped. I was on my own and on the street at 16, ended up in prison at 18 for 3.5 years, played rugby for 9 years after that. In prison I got into well over 200 fights, over 30 involving knives and I was only cut five times. Actually the worst injury I had while locked up was when some asshole hit me from behind with a lock in a sock because I took his seat in the rec-room while Baywatch was on. Got a nice lump and a bald spot from that one. Luckily the CO’s were there or I’d have been toast. Worst fight on the outside was when I was 14 and stuck my nose where it didn’t belong and stood up to 15 or 20 guys who were fucking with my friend. I stood up and he sat down. I figured they’d just kick my ass and kick me a few times and be done with it. I was wrong - they broke my fucking neck in two places and cracked my ribs, broke my nose and chipped my teeth and swole both my eyes shut. THAT was an asskicking! On the flip side, I’ve also dealt out my fair share, but I digress…
So I’d say in my life I’ve been in well over 500 fights. Won some, lost some. It doesn’t matter, I survived.
These days I must look like a schmuck in a suit to some of these young fuckers. I would feel kinda sorry for them if they stepped to me, though. horsepuss nailed it dead on: I’ve got a fucked up ear, thick neck and traps and my forearms are bigger than my biceps. I weigh 205 with a ~14% BF. Not SMALL, but not like a lot of you big fuckers on here. If you saw me, you would DEFINITELY under estimate me, though.[/quote]
That is a hell of a bio man. You should write a book, or at least a blog…
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
In prison I got into well over 200 fights, over 30 involving knives and I was only cut five times. [/quote]
Shit, that’s more than 1 fight a week!
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I figured they’d just kick my ass and kick me a few times and be done with it. I was wrong - they broke my fucking neck in two places and cracked my ribs, broke my nose and chipped my teeth and swole both my eyes shut. [/quote]
Holy crap!
What cracks me up is the first thing anyone thought about concerning this was a fight…I mean what the heck. Can’t anyone ask a question without the next step turning gladiator on someone. Go ahead and ask that kid if he is going to clean up. You are just as much a member there as he is. If some loon was pissing all over the bathroom I hope gym members wouldn’t just ignore it. So the weight room ought to be first and foremost taken care of. It is a weight room not the freaking Colosseum.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.
Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.
Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]
Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]
Yah I think people get this idea because they are in fact small, so they believe this. Especially fighters, because from my experience the majority of amateur fighters I have seen are not huge guys by any means.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
The best part about this is you tried to start a fight while being stationed in a foreign country due to your involvement in the peace corps. Classy.[/quote]
It had nothing to do with Peace Corps, I only mentioned that to state why I was over there and how I learned the language. It has to do with him walking in to the gym for his first time not knowing a single person and trying to get kicks out of the guys I was friends with because I was white and he didn’t expect me to understand every word he said. It has to do with him being twice my size and believing he could be an asshole to me because of it. I don’t know where you got that I was starting a fight because I was in the Peace Corps but if that was the interpretation from my first post I apologize for any confusion.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I grew up in Charm City (Baltimore, MD). Greenmount and 33rd for those that know the city. I was the only white boy on my block. I say that not because I give a shit about race or color, but because I was a frequent target to some people who thought they could get some easy status by fucking with me. I got into my first street fight when I was six. I started practicing martial arts when I was eight and I haven’t stopped. I was on my own and on the street at 16, ended up in prison at 18 for 3.5 years, played rugby for 9 years after that. In prison I got into well over 200 fights, over 30 involving knives and I was only cut five times. Actually the worst injury I had while locked up was when some asshole hit me from behind with a lock in a sock because I took his seat in the rec-room while Baywatch was on. Got a nice lump and a bald spot from that one. Luckily the CO’s were there or I’d have been toast. Worst fight on the outside was when I was 14 and stuck my nose where it didn’t belong and stood up to 15 or 20 guys who were fucking with my friend. I stood up and he sat down. I figured they’d just kick my ass and kick me a few times and be done with it. I was wrong - they broke my fucking neck in two places and cracked my ribs, broke my nose and chipped my teeth and swole both my eyes shut. THAT was an asskicking! On the flip side, I’ve also dealt out my fair share, but I digress…
So I’d say in my life I’ve been in well over 500 fights. Won some, lost some. It doesn’t matter, I survived.
These days I must look like a schmuck in a suit to some of these young fuckers. I would feel kinda sorry for them if they stepped to me, though. horsepuss nailed it dead on: I’ve got a fucked up ear, thick neck and traps and my forearms are bigger than my biceps. I weigh 205 with a ~14% BF. Not SMALL, but not like a lot of you big fuckers on here. If you saw me, you would DEFINITELY under estimate me, though.[/quote]
I guarantee you you’ve got an “aura” of toughness about you due to the shit you’ve been through and anyone who’s been in enough shit to know better would leave you be.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Size dont mean shit, or atleast thats what I tell myself everytime I undress to shower.
Anyways, I am tall 230lbs I lift weights and am stronger than most people.I use to judge people by there size but since the UFC has taken over the world I have stopped doing that.Size dont mean shit when it terms of toughness.
Look at forearms, back thickness and ears.if the ears are all wadded up you might want to stear clear.[/quote]
Forgive me, for I mean no offense to you, and there is a kernel of truth to your post, but just a kernel. The above is becoming a modern day urban legend cliche of sorts. Let me make something very clear to you: size matters in battle. Period. A good big guy will beat a good smaller guy all day, every day. Now of course if either party is not “good”, they have no business in battle and frankly, most people have no business fighting. However, don’t fall prey to this dojo and ring philosophy shit. Shit goes down different where there are no rules. There are certain skill advantages in the ring where rules exist that are no longer advantages outside the ring. For instance, you can’t hold me in your guard (to use only one example) if I can head butt your fucking nose off your face (which is exactly what I’d do to someone on the ground pulling guard) - which I cannot do in the ring.[/quote]
X 2
The “Scottish kiss” has ended many an altercation for me as well.
[quote]LESTY wrote:
I think that it’s because there was such a size difference that he felt the need to square up to you…
It’s like a defence mechanism i guess…
I’m 5 foot (just) and i’ve squared up to many a person bigger than me, although they’ve been rude and threatened me beforehand. I once punched a 6’2, 17stone lad in the face, much to the whole school’s amusement 
I’m most definitly not standing up for him, just giving some perspective as i find it interesting given that i too am on the small side.
Maybe he was just a disgraceful, disrespectful little fuck face. If thats the case it shows how bad the majority of my generation have turned out :([/quote]
Is that you in your avatar, a woman and in fact not a man? I only bring this up because the results of a 5 foot girl punching a much larger man in the face will often be much different than that of a 5 foot man doing the same.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I grew up in Charm City (Baltimore, MD). Greenmount and 33rd for those that know the city. I was the only white boy on my block. I say that not because I give a shit about race or color, but because I was a frequent target to some people who thought they could get some easy status by fucking with me. I got into my first street fight when I was six. I started practicing martial arts when I was eight and I haven’t stopped. I was on my own and on the street at 16, ended up in prison at 18 for 3.5 years, played rugby for 9 years after that. In prison I got into well over 200 fights, over 30 involving knives and I was only cut five times. Actually the worst injury I had while locked up was when some asshole hit me from behind with a lock in a sock because I took his seat in the rec-room while Baywatch was on. Got a nice lump and a bald spot from that one. Luckily the CO’s were there or I’d have been toast. Worst fight on the outside was when I was 14 and stuck my nose where it didn’t belong and stood up to 15 or 20 guys who were fucking with my friend. I stood up and he sat down. I figured they’d just kick my ass and kick me a few times and be done with it. I was wrong - they broke my fucking neck in two places and cracked my ribs, broke my nose and chipped my teeth and swole both my eyes shut. THAT was an asskicking! On the flip side, I’ve also dealt out my fair share, but I digress…
So I’d say in my life I’ve been in well over 500 fights. Won some, lost some. It doesn’t matter, I survived.
These days I must look like a schmuck in a suit to some of these young fuckers. I would feel kinda sorry for them if they stepped to me, though. horsepuss nailed it dead on: I’ve got a fucked up ear, thick neck and traps and my forearms are bigger than my biceps. I weigh 205 with a ~14% BF. Not SMALL, but not like a lot of you big fuckers on here. If you saw me, you would DEFINITELY under estimate me, though.[/quote]
I think I like you And I for one underestimate no one.
