Things I hate about logs:
- They have the same posts day after day after day. These posts consist of telling us (A) what they ate and (B)what they did for their workout. These breakout kinda like this:
(A) March 1st,
Breakfast:
2 cups of berries, 1 cup of oatmeal and 4 Flameout tabs
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake (Chocolate)
Lunch:
6 oz. tuna
Spinach
Apple
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake
Dinner:
6 oz. tuna
Broccoli
March 2nd,
Breakfast:
2 cups of berries, 1 cup of oatmeal and 4 Flameout tabs
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake (Chocolate)
Lunch:
6 oz. tuna
Spinach
Apple
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake
Dinner:
6 oz. tuna
Broccoli
March 3rd,
Breakfast:
2 cups of berries, 1 cup of oatmeal and 4 Flameout tabs
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake (Getting sick of Chocolate)
Lunch:
6 oz. tuna
Spinach
Apple
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake
Dinner:
6 oz. tuna
Broccoli
March 4th,
Breakfast:
2 cups of berries, 1 cup of oatmeal and 4 Flameout tabs
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake (Vanilla - Yay !)
Lunch:
6 oz. tuna
Spinach
Apple
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake
Dinner:
6 oz. tuna
Broccoli
March 5th,
Breakfast:
2 cups of berries, 1 cup of oatmeal and 4 Flameout tabs
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake
Lunch:
6 oz. tuna
Spinach
Apple
Snack:
Metabolic Drive Shake
Dinner:
6 oz. tuna
Broccoli
I could go on here, but what I’m saying is I don’t care that you’ve eaten the same thing over and over again and basically there’s hundreds of articles on here about what and how to eat. As soon as you start asking the general population about your eating plan you become one of those guys asking for help with 'the greatest girl ever that I met in high school, but now goes to college and she doan like me no more, but wants to talk still and have sex, but doesn’t want toe be my girlfriend."
(B) March 1st,
Today’s Workout:
Deadlift - 55225 (These kicked my butt)
Front Squats - 55185
Bench - 55225
Bent Rows - 55185
March 2nd,
Cardio
March 3rd,
Deadlift - 55225
Front Squats - 55185 (Had hard time today)
Bench - 55225
Bent Rows - 55185
March 4th
Cardio
March 5th
SL Deadlift - 55150 (PR)
Back Squats - 55205
Incline Bench - 55185
Pullups - 55Bodyweight
So basically, someone’s typed out their basic 5*5 workout and clogged up the forums for whatever reason, I can’t figure out…I’m HAPPY for you Mr./Mrs. Logger that you’ve found a home and friends to tell about your workout and I don’t really care that the logs are out there, but since someone brought it up and it’s an opportunity to complain, I figure I’d get involved.
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All the comments are like, “Way to go !” “Wish I had your legs.” “You’re not fat” This is ‘nice’, but big fluffy dog. Boring…
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Most logs have 6,000 posts. It’s like a lot of effing work to go through that many posts.
Things I like about logs:
- If someone had a log that had information about their diet that was new and or cutting edge or something I didn’t already read 9 or 10 times on T-Nation, I might be interested in reading it. But, c’mon…if you know something and you’re only place to publish it is on a forum, than it can’t be that important.
1A) Same for training.
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I like reading Denise Nicole’s (aka Sea Siren’s) log because she’s hot and puts pics of herself on there. Also, she puts interesting things about what’s going on in her life, so it’s interesting. Also, she doesn’t post 4 or 5 times a day with boring teeny tiny details about her every waking moment.
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I like reading Kari’s log because she’s like getting married in 164 days and she’s got like this countdown thing going so I can feel like there’s a real deadline she’s working towards. Also, she puts pics of herself up there and while not as revealing as Denise Nicole’s she’s pretty darn sexy with her bikini and glasses.
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I like reading Downward Dog’s log as she’s sexy and she puts some interesting stuff on there too and has pics of herself in a bikini chained up to a squat rack and other neat things.
Summary:
So, basically, if you want me to be interested in your log:
- be female
- post pics
- write about something interesting
- don’t post 6,000 times per day
oh yeah, and finally:
- find me amusing rather than telling me ‘there’ll be none of that sexy talk here bucko’ when I post something suggestive to your log .