Drug testing

I am an active bodybuider, however, i smoke mariyuana everday. I just purchased Super Cleanser P and i am wondering if they can detect anything if my levels are messed up and if it messes up my levels at all. And anyother advice you have…the drug test is in one month. Thank you.

Dude…if it is one month away…stop smokin and drink lots of water…

interesting how similar this post is to by “another” mike on the roid board. All i have heard on yahooka and others is that kits dont work.

18 days, but stop (I know man decide if the job or whatever it is, is worth it) 3 weeks to be safe. or you could just puff non stop and you wont care if you fail a test or not;-). peace

I have passed inside of a week. Golen Seal has proven effective. But lots of water. Lots and lots of water before the test make sure you are pissing nothing but water before the test. Add B complex vitamin for colour.

From what I’ve heard from the Jamaicans at work, go to a Korean grocery (not sure where you’re writing from), buy an herb or plant called soracee (may be spelled with a “c”), boil it into a tea and drink. It’s bitter so use sugar. Use it for 9 days. This is what I’ve been told. Since I don’t smoke weed, I wouldn’t know.

Bronx Bomber, are you sure it’s Korean? I never heard of such an herb or vegetable. There is a root called doraji–that is as close as I can tell. I have read that to get yourself rid of THC as quickly as possible, you just have to accelerate the natural process. Bump up your metabolism by working out and eating a lot. And of course, drink a lot of water on the day of the test to dilute your urine.

Well, here is the bottom line. Nothing and I mean nothing works except to stop smoking and lots of water all day the day of the test, Quiting,the sonner the better - they don’t test for THC they test for the metabolite of THC. Those expensive kits are BS the reason they work is the large quntities of water the say to take with it. Here is what you do. 1) Quit puffin right away 2)The day of the test pound the water constantly and i mean alot the more the better. Because when you do take your test the percentage of metabolite in your urine is negligable due to the fact that it is mostly water. They can detect that to because it will be clear and this will test a false positive. 3)TO not get a false positive take about 3 mutivitamin and maybe some b12 about an 30 mins before your test, this will make you urine the correct color also take some creatine at the same time because if your creatinine(creatine metabolite)is too low this will test false positive also. Tips: never take your test in the mornig, you urine is highly concentrated during thisd time. Also when taking the test, piss a littlr into the toilet first then start pissing in the cup because your “detrectables” can pool in the bottom of the urethra. I got this info from a tried and true pothead website. i have used this method three times, and passed every time. I hope you use it, if you do i know you will pass. Hope this helps.

The best is how this was posted on the steroid forum, then flamed for being un-bodybuilding-related. Now it included the term BBer, but marijuana is still spelled incorrectly! Not meant to offend, I just find it kinda funny.

you must smoke A LOT of MARIJUANA.

I found a drink that has creatine and b2 in huge quantities…it cost 25 bucks for a bottle. huge rip off, but I think Alpha Male has the right idea. I have a friend who suggests that you try to be in a fat-storing mode, metabolically speaking, when you take the test. His theory is that if your body is shedding fat…ie, big fat molecules breaking down to small ones and then byproducts and waste being excreted through the urine, you’d have a higher chance of pissing out the THC metabolites. But if you’re in a mode where you are storing or hanging onto fat, you’ll be less likely to fail a test. Interesting theory…any thoughts? I’d stick to the time-tested method of massive dilution with color and creatine supplementation.

You are so right. I knew I forgot to include something in my post. Eat like a pig the day before the test and the morning there of. THC metabolite is inadvertantly stored in you fat cells - so the more fat cells you burn, the more THC metabolite in you system.

“I know this guy” nudge nudge who went to GNC day of walked up to the counter person and said where do I get the juice that cleans my piss for a piss test. They handed him a bottle he drank it 3 hours before hand as the label said and it was clean. However he is not anywhere near a daily smoker so good luck.