So can we now change the subject, and discuss Spock81 touching her naughty bits?
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
How come when guys talk about beating off or striking out/trying/wanting to get laid it’s all good, but when I talk about it it’s being sex starved and needy?[/quote]
Do they think that? Because if DN talks about it… nobody thinks that.
Has anyone here watched any episodes of Dave’s Old Porn?
It’s fucking hilarious. Basically Dave Attell (comedian) watches old eighties porn movies and makes fun of them. He has other comedians on the show with him as well.
I’ve only watched a couple (with my beutifull wife incedently) and we both thought they were funny as hell.
Nina Hartley is still fucking hot!
Gorilla sandwich indeed lol!
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
So can we now change the subject, and discuss Spock81 touching her naughty bits?[/quote]
LOL!
[quote]Edgy wrote:
'mazing the personalities chiming in on this subject -
ya learn so much on these interwebz~[/quote]
I wont be judged by a professional pillager and rapist!
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
'mazing the personalities chiming in on this subject -
ya learn so much on these interwebz~[/quote]
I wont be judged by a professional pillager and rapist![/quote]
< - - - - - was really judging Matty, but will procede to judge the Mighty O~
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I have a slightly off-topic question.
Oh, and people are allowed to hurt my feelings if they want to.
How come when guys talk about beating off or striking out/trying/wanting to get laid it’s all good, but when I talk about it it’s being sex starved and needy?
Why can’t I be like the female Louis CK? He talks about masturbation non-stop and it does so in a very self-deprecating manner.
I love Louis CK…
K sorry OP I don’t really have any advice for you, but I think you should be allowed to look at porn. :)[/quote]
Pon Farr.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I got a folder on my desktop discreetly labelled “PORN”.
Own that shit, stop being a pussy.
I’ve also been happily married for 12 years.[/quote]
LOL
Mine is labeled “SPANK BANK”
Right next to “LEGAL” and “FINANCE”
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Apoklyps wrote:
Personally, I disagree with angry chicken about not kicking the can down the road. I’d kick the damn can as far as I can. Why? Because I view a relationship like a job. And unless your job is absolutely unbearable, you don’t quit your job unless you already have a better one lined up. Which tells you exactly what I would do in your shoes (based on the info here at least).[/quote]
Here is the thing.
You got to control your woman to some degree.
I know how that sounds, but bear with me.
She is biologically hardwired to test you out for social dominance and the more you give in, the more she will push.
You cannot kick the can down the road without it getting progressively worse.
You take this tests on, early and often and once or twice you absolutely nuke her hamster.
Once you have established that frame, her headaches will be all but gone (its a miracle!) and the test become more infrequent even though they will never, ever, stop.
And you know what?
She will be happy.
Download the “Taming of the Shrew” with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor for further instructions.
Seriously, watch it.
[/quote]
I agree. All people are like this, though. They will take whatever they can. If you have a bitchy wife, it’s probably because you never had the balls to stand up to her and she’s gotten used to being able to act like a bitch without consequences. I know this because I tend to be the diva in relationships.
But all this only applies if you care about things working out. What I meant is that I’d kick the can down the road, start scouting out my options and practicing my game, then dump the bitch. That said, there always are two sides to every story, and I’m just going on what the OP has said about her.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
continued
- Take nudie photos of HER. Fap to 'em. Let her know you fap to 'em. Let her catch you fapping to them.
She’ll love it.[/quote]
YES.
I have a folder on my desktop discreetly labelled “MBXXX”.
Also, watching each other masturbate is a wonderful thing, also.
Op is a beta male. He should give up now and let the alphas take over.
I’m curious as to how often OP gets laid from his wife.
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
I’m curious as to how often OP gets laid from his wife. [/quote]
Whenever she comes home sober enough to get it up
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I got a folder on my desktop discreetly labelled “PORN”.
Own that shit, stop being a pussy.
I’ve also been happily married for 12 years.[/quote]
LOL
Mine is labeled “SPANK BANK”
Right next to “LEGAL” and “FINANCE”
[/quote]
HAHA Mines is right next to my tax return folder lol!
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I have a slightly off-topic question.
Oh, and people are allowed to hurt my feelings if they want to.
How come when guys talk about beating off or striking out/trying/wanting to get laid it’s all good, but when I talk about it it’s being sex starved and needy?
Why can’t I be like the female Louis CK? He talks about masturbation non-stop and it does so in a very self-deprecating manner.
I love Louis CK…
K sorry OP I don’t really have any advice for you, but I think you should be allowed to look at porn. :)[/quote]
I knew I forgot something.
What you wrote when you wrote about that you are an expert when it comes to sexual rejection. bascially have heard it all, including examples, I immediately made a list in my mind of how many men had sex with you and then did not pursue it further.
Once you start paying attention to the subcommunication you see it everywhere.
What you were advertising was that you had sex with a handful of guys who first did the deed and then rejected you.
No matter what really happened, that advertises:
1- Easy lay
2- not a keeper, because other men have rejected you
3- not bright or socially aware enough to get that she practically screams it from the rooftops.
If you send that vibe, even in jest, the worst of the worst will zero in on you for a quick pump and dump and I doubt that you want that.
Conclusion: It is not so much what you think you say or mean, its what other people hear that forms their opinion of you and since I actually want you to get your stuff together DO NOT EVER DO THAT IRL!!![/quote]
WOW… Orion, seriously…
DID you really post this shit here? She did not ask for an analysis of her sexual rejection and how to deal with it in real life, Dr Phil.
Passive aggressive much?
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I have a slightly off-topic question.
Oh, and people are allowed to hurt my feelings if they want to.
How come when guys talk about beating off or striking out/trying/wanting to get laid it’s all good, but when I talk about it it’s being sex starved and needy?
Why can’t I be like the female Louis CK? He talks about masturbation non-stop and it does so in a very self-deprecating manner.
I love Louis CK…
K sorry OP I don’t really have any advice for you, but I think you should be allowed to look at porn. :)[/quote]
I knew I forgot something.
What you wrote when you wrote about that you are an expert when it comes to sexual rejection. bascially have heard it all, including examples, I immediately made a list in my mind of how many men had sex with you and then did not pursue it further.
Once you start paying attention to the subcommunication you see it everywhere.
What you were advertising was that you had sex with a handful of guys who first did the deed and then rejected you.
No matter what really happened, that advertises:
1- Easy lay
2- not a keeper, because other men have rejected you
3- not bright or socially aware enough to get that she practically screams it from the rooftops.
If you send that vibe, even in jest, the worst of the worst will zero in on you for a quick pump and dump and I doubt that you want that.
Conclusion: It is not so much what you think you say or mean, its what other people hear that forms their opinion of you and since I actually want you to get your stuff together DO NOT EVER DO THAT IRL!!![/quote]
Oh non! That is not the message I was trying to send.
I have been rejected PRE-sex a handful of times, not POST-sex. The post-sex rejection is seldom, maybe that’s because of all the pre-sex rejection :/.
Anyway, I feel the need to defend/explain myself somewhat, even though I am sure that is not REALLY nessessary.
So uhh, yes…
I do not get asked out on dates, I do not get approached, and very rarely do I ever get hit on. Period. I have not been on a SINGLE REAL date in my entire life.
Unless you count one time when I was 13 and I went to the movies with a boy and one of my friends, LOL. I think we held hands…?
SO over the years this has led me to believe that A)Boys are not interested in really dating me and B)It’s up to me if I want to get laid.
Now since I have a hearty libido this means I need to attempt to catch multiple fish or the odds of me ever having a nice grilled salmon for dinner are slim to none.
I also DO NOT WILL NOT EVER EVER EVERRRR do any type of manipulation bullsHIT.
Therefore, my go-to try to get a guy move is “um so do you wanna do it?”
BLUNT question and probably a horrible approach, but seeing as I get laid once every 18-24 months I kinda like to just cut to the chase. Speed shit up a lil.
BUT, that also means my chance of being outwardly rejected is higher than most, (maybe, I dunno, I don’t have a lot of chick friends).
I SUPPOSE then I am an easy lay, but only if I actually want to sleep with someone. IF I want to fuck you I’ll fuck you right off the bat. I don’t really do all that play hard to get shit. Though I am sure that would make me seem somewhat classier, oh well.
It’s not as if I don’t have standards or want to sleep with any swinging dick (yay, I got to insert a no country for old men quote)!!>
I do not know why the post-sex rejection always occurs. I’m such a delightful little nugget of a gal. But I don’t think if someone fucks me I am going to let them know that the odds of them coming back for seconds don’t really work in my favor, LOL. That seems stupid.
I do like bitching about it on T-Nation though because if I don’t express HOW FUCKING FRSTRATED I AM EVERY SINGLE DAY…
Then I’d go even more batshit crazy than I already am 
I don’t really remember if I have a point.
No, no I don’t think I do.
BYE
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I have a slightly off-topic question.
Oh, and people are allowed to hurt my feelings if they want to.
How come when guys talk about beating off or striking out/trying/wanting to get laid it’s all good, but when I talk about it it’s being sex starved and needy?
Why can’t I be like the female Louis CK? He talks about masturbation non-stop and it does so in a very self-deprecating manner.
I love Louis CK…
K sorry OP I don’t really have any advice for you, but I think you should be allowed to look at porn. :)[/quote]
I knew I forgot something.
What you wrote when you wrote about that you are an expert when it comes to sexual rejection. bascially have heard it all, including examples, I immediately made a list in my mind of how many men had sex with you and then did not pursue it further.
Once you start paying attention to the subcommunication you see it everywhere.
What you were advertising was that you had sex with a handful of guys who first did the deed and then rejected you.
No matter what really happened, that advertises:
1- Easy lay
2- not a keeper, because other men have rejected you
3- not bright or socially aware enough to get that she practically screams it from the rooftops.
If you send that vibe, even in jest, the worst of the worst will zero in on you for a quick pump and dump and I doubt that you want that.
Conclusion: It is not so much what you think you say or mean, its what other people hear that forms their opinion of you and since I actually want you to get your stuff together DO NOT EVER DO THAT IRL!!![/quote]
Oh non! That is not the message I was trying to send.
I have been rejected PRE-sex a handful of times, not POST-sex. The post-sex rejection is seldom, maybe that’s because of all the pre-sex rejection :/.
Anyway, I feel the need to defend/explain myself somewhat, even though I am sure that is not REALLY nessessary.
So uhh, yes…
I do not get asked out on dates, I do not get approached, and very rarely do I ever get hit on. Period. I have not been on a SINGLE REAL date in my entire life.
Unless you count one time when I was 13 and I went to the movies with a boy and one of my friends, LOL. I think we held hands…?
SO over the years this has led me to believe that A)Boys are not interested in really dating me and B)It’s up to me if I want to get laid.
Now since I have a hearty libido this means I need to attempt to catch multiple fish or the odds of me ever having a nice grilled salmon for dinner are slim to none.
I also DO NOT WILL NOT EVER EVER EVERRRR do any type of manipulation bullsHIT.
Therefore, my go-to try to get a guy move is “um so do you wanna do it?”
BLUNT question and probably a horrible approach, but seeing as I get laid once every 18-24 months I kinda like to just cut to the chase. Speed shit up a lil.
BUT, that also means my chance of being outwardly rejected is higher than most, (maybe, I dunno, I don’t have a lot of chick friends).
I SUPPOSE then I am an easy lay, but only if I actually want to sleep with someone. IF I want to fuck you I’ll fuck you right off the bat. I don’t really do all that play hard to get shit. Though I am sure that would make me seem somewhat classier, oh well.
It’s not as if I don’t have standards or want to sleep with any swinging dick (yay, I got to insert a no country for old men quote)!!>
I do not know why the post-sex rejection always occurs. I’m such a delightful little nugget of a gal. But I don’t think if someone fucks me I am going to let them know that the odds of them coming back for seconds don’t really work in my favor, LOL. That seems stupid.
I do like bitching about it on T-Nation though because if I don’t express HOW FUCKING FRSTRATED I AM EVERY SINGLE DAY…
Then I’d go even more batshit crazy than I already am
I don’t really remember if I have a point.
No, no I don’t think I do.
BYE[/quote]
Wow.
What you just wrote was that you have zero girl game.
Before I read that I would have thought that to bei impossible.
That should bei there by default.
Would you be open to the idea that your life might improve dramatically if you learned at least some?