Because of the kid, I will share with you the biggest of secrets of the internet, reserved for those with an IQ over a whopping 40.
get chrome
ctrl shift n
fap
???
profit
But yeah, should have kicked her to the curb long ago.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I will say this though: OP, for the love of all that is holy, PIIHB!!!
It’s YOUR penis. Do with it what you will. If she has a problem with it, trade her insecure ass in. And grow a set of balls, OP - don’t lie to your wife just to shut her up, that’s just kicking the can down the road. If it’s an issue she just can’t get over, trade her in for a newer, younger, more secure model. Preferably before you have kids with her.
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This man speaks truth. TBH, I thought almost all married men PIIHB at least once in awhile… Never been formally married (common-law) but hell, we watched porn together, and I’d frequently have my kinky shit that she wasn’t into on while I sat next to her on the couch. And she dealt with it. Why? Because women don’t take your balls away. You LET them take your balls away. Big fucking distinction.
OP, your biggest problem now is that you made that promise. It’s clear you’re not going to stop watching porn (surprise, surprise), so if you care about your relationship, you should probably come clean and have an honest talk about it. And blindly agreeing with whatever she says is not a compromise. Sometimes compromise is necessary, but you still have a right to your opinions, so don’t be a pussy.
Personally, I disagree with angry chicken about not kicking the can down the road. I’d kick the damn can as far as I can. Why? Because I view a relationship like a job. And unless your job is absolutely unbearable, you don’t quit your job unless you already have a better one lined up. Which tells you exactly what I would do in your shoes (based on the info here at least).
What was this thread about again?
[quote]RynoSmash wrote:
Hey fellow T-Nationers, my wife, for some reason, decided to go through my computer’s history and found that I had visited some adult websites. I kind of figured that would be obvious considering my previous history as a dude. But she is telling me that no married man ever looks at porn and it is the same as cheating.
This started like 2 years ago and she has since busted me like 3 more times. Is it that big of a deal for a married dude to be looking at women on the internet? Am I some sort of sexual deviant?
It’s not like I’m taking sexy-time away from her, or looking at it constantly. But, if I’m at home alone, I maychance peruse a few adult oriented sites. [/quote]
So did she read 50 shades of gray or grey or whatever??
Why did you have a kid with her?
[quote]gregron wrote:
some very Beta responses in here lol[/quote]
Not exactly sure how you mean that, but whenever I see responses like the one’s from AC and DN I think BETA.
[quote]mbdix wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
Yeah, but you still have to navigate the “do you think she’s prettier/hotter/sexier than me?” question. And depending on how you answer, then deal with the “but she’s such a slut! how could you like that?” line of questioning.
But you’ll always lose if you actually try to explain it.
So you’re better off just taking her right then, showing her that you want her, and using her hormonal response to shut her up about it for the time being.
Because the real question is always “but you still want me, right?” And as long as she never questions that, you’re pretty much in the clear.
(This applies to porn and strip clubs – where it’s really just in your head – not actually cheating. Unless you’re dating a porn star or a stripper, and then I’m really not sure what to do.)[/quote]
This does work too. But, it’s a bandaid[/quote]
Everything you do is with women ultimately is a bandaid.
Better get good at using them.
No woman worth her salt is ever going to stop shittesting and if you give in to one there will be more.
Garantueed.
Deadlift and eat a steak.
On a serious note, no. This is fucked up. Getting angry at you for watching porn is like getting angry because you look at women when you are out of your house. I wouldn’t even care to erase the browser’s history. I watch at porn, I am a guy, I have testosterone (and sometimes I add extra). Get the fuck over it, or get the fuck away from me.
I am probably going to die alone.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Orion are you married? [/quote]
No, but I have been in LTRs, and if anyone, ever, gets into my computer, this little hacking Ninja will not even finish the sentence “I am very disappointed with what I found on your…”
because it is literally over with “your”.
If you think that “marriage” equals handing your balls over, wearing a nice litle tutu, what is wrong with you?
You kicked the Nazis asses, defeated the Sowjet Union and now a suburban housewife acts up like a Polit Com,issar?
Fuck no Comrade, if marriage ever gets THIS bad over here, I move to Indonesia and marry a 19 year old.
For the OP and you to: http://marriedmansexlife.com/
Have not read the book, but some of his articles and this guy knows his stuff.
There are others like him and I would read them too, because you married guys need it more then me. [/quote]
Lol, you do not know me or my marriage and you make many assumptions.
But a lot of your comments always strike me as you have a serious issue with women in general. LTR do not equal marriage, just means you or the SO in your relationship refuse to commit. But carry on.[/quote]
Damn right, I do have issues with women, but not THAT kind of issues.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Off to the Femdom tube
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His whole life is Femdom tube.
Just without the kink.
Or the sex.
And his mo…, wife would not allow him to watch it anyway.
This thread is getting my precum flowing.
I need to dance
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I also like that OP used the phrase “caught me.”
Life must truly suck when you’re running around like a 14 year old hiding shit like that.
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The alpha move would be to continue and look her in the eyes when you come.
[quote]Apoklyps wrote:
Personally, I disagree with angry chicken about not kicking the can down the road. I’d kick the damn can as far as I can. Why? Because I view a relationship like a job. And unless your job is absolutely unbearable, you don’t quit your job unless you already have a better one lined up. Which tells you exactly what I would do in your shoes (based on the info here at least).[/quote]
Here is the thing.
You got to control your woman to some degree.
I know how that sounds, but bear with me.
She is biologically hardwired to test you out for social dominance and the more you give in, the more she will push.
You cannot kick the can down the road without it getting progressively worse.
You take this tests on, early and often and once or twice you absolutely nuke her hamster.
Once you have established that frame, her headaches will be all but gone (its a miracle!) and the test become more infrequent even though they will never, ever, stop.
And you know what?
She will be happy.
Download the “Taming of the Shrew” with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor for further instructions.
Seriously, watch it.
[quote]TheJonty wrote:
What was this thread about again?[/quote]
LMFAO
^^
That “80% of dudes will recognize this” is FANTASTIC!!
On a side note I think I think regular porn use hurts some men. Looking at hardcore porn EVERYDAY can kill your motivation to chase women or even just going out and being social.
There’s an interesting TED talk on it.
[quote]illadelphia91 wrote:
LOL[/quote]
That’s fucking hilarious!!
[quote]TheJonty wrote:
What was this thread about again?[/quote]
hahhahahhaahhaha
Fuck yea I watch porn. By the way it’s a positive feed back mechanism-the more you watch the more fucked up it gets.