Do Fat People Piss You Off a Little?

Ok, I admit I had to google Taylor Swift.

add: So even Gottman had to follow the “3rd time is the charm” Immutable Principle of The Universe lol; he’s been married since '87 now, but had two divorces before that.

Hey, you gotta learn somehow.

This though

You what?? How is this possible?

A little internet deadpan humor. (she’s here, there, she’s everywhere!!!)

I had to google Gottman lol.

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Oh, ok, whew!

It’s true. I read that she’s as profound as the most iconic musical influences and is rapidly becoming the GOAT in terms of awards and sales, but really all I hear when I listen is catchy stuff that seems like basic pop, but with some decent humor. On the other hand, young girls are a huge market and have every right to have one of their own ascend to the top. More power to 'em!

I think she might be like top 5, definitely top 10, on the list of most widely known people (any walk of life, not just entertainers) in the entire world.

I readily admit I listened, and liked, all her old stuff. I’m out of touch with her current stuff though. Also a big fan of Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette, Jewel to name a few. I’m a girly man when it comes to pop music.

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Me too. I pretty much like anything up tempo, so pop is well represented in my music collection. Pink is probably my favorite pop-adjacent artist.

Awesome. Love her stuff/lyrics.

I loved my time working there, too, and I moved around a bit. The owners of my first place bought other gyms and then chains, and I moved with the team from Richmond VA to Columbia SC, to Dallas/Ft. Worth Texas, each place bigger. I wondered how many of us have been there as staff and/or management, because you get such a different sense of the place over 8-10 hours. I don’t know that it is that different nowadays, honestly. Maybe. But I don’t know. I think the perspectives are different. I sold the people working out their memberships, so I knew their stories and their goals and it was my job to care and cheer them on. I taught water aerobics, so the old women were my posse. I loved chatting up the awkward kids. The smaller places felt like home. The bigger clubs (racquetball, massive pool) not so much, but eh, I made more money.

My coworkers ultimately became my roommates and my best pals. Working there changed my life in so many good ways. The way I saw myself changed. #middleagednostalgia

Ha!

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So… can we have the egg recipes yet please?

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Toss them in boiling water, add dbol powder, fry in tren, dash of salt.

Perfection.

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Is this for balls, or for eggs?

I tried to hit on a woman with a “real smooth” pick-up line once, said to her:
“How do you like your eggs in the morning?”

She said:
“Unfertilized”

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Works for both in my experience.

Should have told her not to knock it until she tries it.

Joke’s on her, with my balls her eggs would have been unfertilized anyway.

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Same.

What the protocol for Dummy tosses?

Like how many sets/reps?

This post has some sexual undertones. Buttholes, getting thrown around…what exactly are your intentions with Twojar?

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Al right everyone lets say it together:

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words on the internet can never hurt me”

Goodness, y’all be acting like millennials and Gen Z are the original snowflakes too.

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Apart from the internet addition, that was pretty much the code when I was growing up. The fighting words then were either, “I heard you don’t like my looks” and “You been talking to my girl friend.” Both phrases were uttered just before a fist was thrown. Note: A verbal reply was not necessary or meaningful, unless you were begging for mercy. I should add that “begging for mercy” would be a bad decision that might follow you throughout high school.

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My guilty pleasure in pop music is Lana Del Ray. I know it is sad teenage girl music, but she does it well IMO.