Curing the Imaginary Lats Syndrome

[quote]eremesu wrote:
i am surprised nobody put a picture of that kid from the christmas story that was bound up in coats and could not put his arms down[/quote]

dammit now that youve said it i wish i had

[quote]eremesu wrote:
i am surprised nobody put a picture of that kid from the christmas story that was bound up in coats and could not put his arms down[/quote]

LOL

it is truly astonishing how insensitive and immature prof x is. after reading all the little arguments it seems there is truly only ONE problem here. prof x. you are NOT a physiotherapist, you have no schooling in human kinetics, you probably dont even know 3 tendons of the shoulder joint so why the FUCK are you even responding to this thread? the question was to do with posture, if the question was serious the OP now has to read about you penis size all because you decided to start some arrogant shit becuase your size and expierience? everyone knows your big, BIG FUCKING DEAL. does your size mean you have aoutomatic right to shit on everything you think is stupid? is it becuase when you were smaller bigger guys used to make fun of you? and now that your top dog in your mind you can say whatever you want? pathetic.

my point is if prof x really has every answer to every question here why are you not writing for MD? or flex? probably because your not as educated as you try and appear to be. you earlier asked " whats your credentials?" what are YOUR credentials regarding posture? please, for your sake and others, stop wasting out time with your useless negative respnses. maybe its time you started dieting, and less time looking for beginners to discourage.

[quote]mikedefran wrote:
it is truly astonishing how insensitive and immature prof x is. after reading all the little arguments it seems there is truly only ONE problem here. prof x. you are NOT a physiotherapist, you have no schooling in human kinetics, you probably dont even know 3 tendons of the shoulder joint so why the FUCK are you even responding to this thread? the question was to do with posture, if the question was serious the OP now has to read about you penis size all because you decided to start some arrogant shit becuase your size and expierience? everyone knows your big, BIG FUCKING DEAL. does your size mean you have aoutomatic right to shit on everything you think is stupid? is it becuase when you were smaller bigger guys used to make fun of you? and now that your top dog in your mind you can say whatever you want? pathetic.

my point is if prof x really has every answer to every question here why are you not writing for MD? or flex? probably because your not as educated as you try and appear to be. you earlier asked " whats your credentials?" what are YOUR credentials regarding posture? please, for your sake and others, stop wasting out time with your useless negative respnses. maybe its time you started dieting, and less time looking for beginners to discourage. [/quote]

post this in the “I Hate Prof X” thread… over in GAL

EDIT: Also… STFU cause you sound like a little whinny bitch. That is all

[quote]gregron wrote:
EDIT: Also… STFU cause you sound like a little whinny bitch. That is all[/quote]

I’m sure people have two accounts; one where they’re level-headed, and the other one they use to vent abuse at PX from all that pent up frustration :wink:

^^yeah probably… but the mods usually find those people out and de activate one of their accounts

[quote]gregron wrote:
^^yeah probably… but the mods usually find those people out and de activate one of their accounts[/quote]

I would do this for free.

All I need is the info, and I’ll fucking pwn multi account using mofos

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
I am guessing you have bad internal rotation of the shoulders, which is causing your elbows to stick out. If that is the case, there are some old articles on T-Nation on shoulder health; but a good rule of thumb is to pull more than you push, and focus on your upper back.[/quote]

LOL at “internet diagnosis” from “random internet guy”.

It is much more likely the OP is as clueless as everyone who does this for no reason. Unless you are carrying size damn near like a IFBB pro, put your arms down.[/quote]

He did say he was guessing. My chiropractor told me the exact same thing. I have too much internal rotation and he said to either do more pulling or less pushing to get the appropriate ratio to fix the problem.

[quote]mikedefran wrote:
it is truly astonishing how insensitive and immature prof x is. after reading all the little arguments it seems there is truly only ONE problem here. prof x. you are NOT a physiotherapist, you have no schooling in human kinetics, you probably dont even know 3 tendons of the shoulder joint so why the FUCK are you even responding to this thread? the question was to do with posture, if the question was serious the OP now has to read about you penis size all because you decided to start some arrogant shit becuase your size and expierience? everyone knows your big, BIG FUCKING DEAL. does your size mean you have aoutomatic right to shit on everything you think is stupid? is it becuase when you were smaller bigger guys used to make fun of you? and now that your top dog in your mind you can say whatever you want? pathetic.

my point is if prof x really has every answer to every question here why are you not writing for MD? or flex? probably because your not as educated as you try and appear to be. you earlier asked " whats your credentials?" what are YOUR credentials regarding posture? please, for your sake and others, stop wasting out time with your useless negative respnses. maybe its time you started dieting, and less time looking for beginners to discourage. [/quote]

LOL!
New to the internet?
It’s really not a good thread unless it gets away from the thread starter.

[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:

Hope that helps.[/quote]

Hey is this guy MAXOUTT from The Jersey Shore?

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]mikedefran wrote:
it is truly astonishing how insensitive and immature prof x is. after reading all the little arguments it seems there is truly only ONE problem here. prof x. you are NOT a physiotherapist, you have no schooling in human kinetics, you probably dont even know 3 tendons of the shoulder joint so why the FUCK are you even responding to this thread? the question was to do with posture, if the question was serious the OP now has to read about you penis size all because you decided to start some arrogant shit becuase your size and expierience? everyone knows your big, BIG FUCKING DEAL. does your size mean you have aoutomatic right to shit on everything you think is stupid? is it becuase when you were smaller bigger guys used to make fun of you? and now that your top dog in your mind you can say whatever you want? pathetic.

my point is if prof x really has every answer to every question here why are you not writing for MD? or flex? probably because your not as educated as you try and appear to be. you earlier asked " whats your credentials?" what are YOUR credentials regarding posture? please, for your sake and others, stop wasting out time with your useless negative respnses. maybe its time you started dieting, and less time looking for beginners to discourage. [/quote]

post this in the “I Hate Prof X” thread… over in GAL

EDIT: Also… STFU cause you sound like a little whinny bitch. That is all[/quote]

Sounds like you need to

wait for it

GTFO!

YES!

ah greg. hows life?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
^^yeah probably… but the mods usually find those people out and de activate one of their accounts[/quote]

I would do this for free.

All I need is the info, and I’ll fucking pwn multi account using mofos[/quote]
And I would delete their ‘serious’ account, leaving only their bitch account in my wake.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I smell multi-account troll warrior.

Someone’s writing style is very familiar.[/quote]

Although I agree with some of what has been said I assure you I am not hacking the internets to appear to have the popular opinion. That is…if you ever were thinking about me.

This thread delivers!

The reason so many people bitch about Prof X is simply because he is in every thread. When someone is that widespread such as celebrities there will always be people hating. Not everyone likes everyone else, so when Prof X is that well known, there are going to be those haters.

I just think some people don’t like his personality in that he’s very honest and does not hold back on what he wants to say and comes off as hostile and insensitive. The truth hurts I guess.

I hate and like Prof X, some days he annoys me with some of his comments, but other days I enjoy reading his advice and knowledge.

[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
My wingspan is like 9 inches shorter than my height. I have short little t-rex arms and this happens to me all the time. Everyone makes fun of me… also, my thoracic mobility isn’t the greatest.

But I don’t give a shit, because both of my arms work. If this is the worst thing that happens to me in my life, I think I’ll be ok.[/quote]

How the hell do you reach your dick with those little arms?

lol

[quote]Mackk wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I smell multi-account troll warrior.

Someone’s writing style is very familiar.[/quote]

Although I agree with some of what has been said I assure you I am not hacking the internets to appear to have the popular opinion. That is…if you ever were thinking about me.[/quote]

lol, nah I don’t think it was you.

But it cracks me up you feel guilty though. :wink:

I think I have a couple people pegged, but couldn’t prove shit without IP matching ablitiy. I audit shit for a living & live in minor details. Some things just ‘jump’ out at me. ANd in this case it isn’t what was said, that trolling approach has been beat to death, it was HOW it was said.

[quote]joe cool wrote:

[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:

Hope that helps.[/quote]

Hey is this guy MAXOUTT from The Jersey Shore?[/quote]

Looks like him.

[quote]Larzker wrote:

[quote]joe cool wrote:

[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:

Hope that helps.[/quote]

Hey is this guy MAXOUTT from The Jersey Shore?[/quote]

Looks like him.[/quote]

I work with a guy that sticks his arms out as if he has big lats and when he walks into the office he always asks “hey where’s the gym” and then laughs. What a fucken asshole!

I find that if you do kind of narrow grip T-Bar rows in such a way that you’re squeezing the serratus muscles at the top of the movement he resulting development of the serratus pushes the arms out a little.

[quote]Larzker wrote:
I find that if you do kind of narrow grip T-Bar rows in such a way that you’re squeezing the serratus muscles at the top of the movement he resulting development of the serratus pushes the arms out a little.[/quote]
Bullshit. Show me a picture of serratus muscles big enough to do that.

You have the ILS, don’t you?