“Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes”-Confused
Wait, that was Confucius who said that, not Confused. My bad
[quote]mbdix wrote:
Wait, that was Confucius who said that, not Confused. My bad[/quote]
lol
Lol, I’m sorry I sparked this side conversation. It’s meaningless, forget I brought it up. Like I said, ill advised comment on my part. I didn’t think about it very much when I commented.
It’s funny that I didn’t realize he was trying to make a name for himself right now (da hulk video I thought was just a random video) but when I click over to youtube it’s a “popular channel I might like”
Dude’s got an intense voice tho
I wonder how this could be phrased on a resume under certifications…
CTs Real Ass Certification and/or I am a fucking chump
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I wonder how this could be phrased on a resume under certifications…
CTs Real Ass Certification and/or I am a fucking chump[/quote]
CT’s RAC
or
CT’s Fuck you cause I said so motherfucker?
I’m going to start a certificate program. Who wants one? They are $3k for each level with 4 levels. After level 4 you can also get a Universal cert for another 2K, and for 15 up front I’ll e-mail one to you with a waiver of participation.
Who’s up for takin it to the next level?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I wonder how this could be phrased on a resume under certifications…
CTs Real Ass Certification and/or I am a fucking chump[/quote]
CT’s RAC
or
CT’s Fuck you cause I said so motherfucker? [/quote]
Lololol
watching CT’s videos is very similar to eating jelly beans…you get sick of them after like the 2nd or 3rd one
I couldn’t imagine spending an extended amount of time with the guy
funny how the camera conveniently doesn’t show the squatters body below their chest/shoulders…OMG LOOK HOW MUCH WEIGHT(they can quarter squat)
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
watching CT’s videos is very similar to eating jelly beans…you get sick of them after like the 2nd or 3rd one
I couldn’t imagine spending an extended amount of time with the guy
funny how the camera conveniently doesn’t show the squatters body below their chest/shoulders…OMG LOOK HOW MUCH WEIGHT(they can quarter squat)[/quote]
Lol , very well put. My thoughts exactly. But, to each his own.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I wonder how this could be phrased on a resume under certifications…
CTs Real Ass Certification and/or I am a fucking chump[/quote]
CT’s RAC
or
CT’s Fuck you cause I said so motherfucker? [/quote]
Qualifications
-Not a bon bon having motherfucker
-Not a alphabet soup motherfucker
New video from yesterday, featuring very-not CT Fletcher. The former pro triathlete and experienced CrossFit Games/Tough Mudder/Spartan Race competitor (and owner of Metroflex) explains what attendees are in for.
Also, apparently we’re all misunderstanding what a “certification” is. From the video’s info section:
"SOME OF YOU MISUNDERSTAND THE “CERTIFICATION”. ITS NOT FOR YOU BITCH MADE MUTHAFUCKAS LOOKING TO USE THIS TO GET A JOB, OR PUT ON YOUR RESUME. THIS IS FOR YOU, TO CHALLENGE YOURSELF! TO SAY YOU FUCKIN’ SURVIVED CT FLETCHER’S 5-DAY TRAINING CAMP, TO SAY YOU DIDN’T FUCKIN’ QUIT, THAT YOU TRAINED WITH THE BAD MUTHAFUCKAS AT METROFLEX LONG BEACH & FINISHED!
HEED THIS WARNING MUTHAFUCKAS, THIS IS ONLY FOR THE BADDEST OF THE BAD, CONSIDER THIS “SEAL” TRAINING FOR IRON ADDICTS. YOU’VE ALL SEEN PERSONAL TRAINERS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY NEVER EVEN SEEN A WEIGHT, AND THE TRAINER WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY NEED A TRAINER, WELL IF THEY SURVIVE MY COURSE, YOU CAN DAMN WELL BE SURE THAT MUTHA FUCKA IS “MORE THAN QUALIFIED” TO GET YO ASS IN SHAPE!
FUCK THE RESUME, THIS IS FOR YOU TO TAKE THIS PERSONAL CHALLENGE. TO BE MASSTERPLAN CERTIFIED ISN’T FOR A JOB, ITS FOR YOU, ITS TO PROVE YOU TOOK MY MUTHAFUCKIN’ CHALLENGE, YOU DID NOT QUIT, YOU A SIDEWALK-CRACKIN MUTHAFUCKA AND YOU TRAINED WITH THE REAL HARDCORE MUTHAFUCKIN’ IRON ADDICT ATHLETES AT METROFLEX."
[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
New video from yesterday, featuring very-not CT Fletcher. The former pro triathlete and experienced CrossFit Games/Tough Mudder/Spartan Race competitor (and owner of Metroflex) explains what attendees are in for.
Also, apparently we’re all misunderstanding what a “certification” is. From the video’s info section:
"SOME OF YOU MISUNDERSTAND THE “CERTIFICATION”. ITS NOT FOR YOU BITCH MADE MUTHAFUCKAS LOOKING TO USE THIS TO GET A JOB, OR PUT ON YOUR RESUME. THIS IS FOR YOU, TO CHALLENGE YOURSELF! TO SAY YOU FUCKIN’ SURVIVED CT FLETCHER’S 5-DAY TRAINING CAMP, TO SAY YOU DIDN’T FUCKIN’ QUIT, THAT YOU TRAINED WITH THE BAD MUTHAFUCKAS AT METROFLEX LONG BEACH & FINISHED!
HEED THIS WARNING MUTHAFUCKAS, THIS IS ONLY FOR THE BADDEST OF THE BAD, CONSIDER THIS “SEAL” TRAINING FOR IRON ADDICTS. YOU’VE ALL SEEN PERSONAL TRAINERS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY NEVER EVEN SEEN A WEIGHT, AND THE TRAINER WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY NEED A TRAINER, WELL IF THEY SURVIVE MY COURSE, YOU CAN DAMN WELL BE SURE THAT MUTHA FUCKA IS “MORE THAN QUALIFIED” TO GET YO ASS IN SHAPE!
FUCK THE RESUME, THIS IS FOR YOU TO TAKE THIS PERSONAL CHALLENGE. TO BE MASSTERPLAN CERTIFIED ISN’T FOR A JOB, ITS FOR YOU, ITS TO PROVE YOU TOOK MY MUTHAFUCKIN’ CHALLENGE, YOU DID NOT QUIT, YOU A SIDEWALK-CRACKIN MUTHAFUCKA AND YOU TRAINED WITH THE REAL HARDCORE MUTHAFUCKIN’ IRON ADDICT ATHLETES AT METROFLEX."[/quote]
$2500 is one expensive merit badge, plus I finished boy scouts a decade ago.
[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
New video from yesterday, featuring very-not CT Fletcher. The former pro triathlete and experienced CrossFit Games/Tough Mudder/Spartan Race competitor (and owner of Metroflex) explains what attendees are in for.
Also, apparently we’re all misunderstanding what a “certification” is. From the video’s info section:
"SOME OF YOU MISUNDERSTAND THE “CERTIFICATION”. ITS NOT FOR YOU BITCH MADE MUTHAFUCKAS LOOKING TO USE THIS TO GET A JOB, OR PUT ON YOUR RESUME. THIS IS FOR YOU, TO CHALLENGE YOURSELF! TO SAY YOU FUCKIN’ SURVIVED CT FLETCHER’S 5-DAY TRAINING CAMP, TO SAY YOU DIDN’T FUCKIN’ QUIT, THAT YOU TRAINED WITH THE BAD MUTHAFUCKAS AT METROFLEX LONG BEACH & FINISHED!
HEED THIS WARNING MUTHAFUCKAS, THIS IS ONLY FOR THE BADDEST OF THE BAD, CONSIDER THIS “SEAL” TRAINING FOR IRON ADDICTS. YOU’VE ALL SEEN PERSONAL TRAINERS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY NEVER EVEN SEEN A WEIGHT, AND THE TRAINER WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY NEED A TRAINER, WELL IF THEY SURVIVE MY COURSE, YOU CAN DAMN WELL BE SURE THAT MUTHA FUCKA IS “MORE THAN QUALIFIED” TO GET YO ASS IN SHAPE!
FUCK THE RESUME, THIS IS FOR YOU TO TAKE THIS PERSONAL CHALLENGE. TO BE MASSTERPLAN CERTIFIED ISN’T FOR A JOB, ITS FOR YOU, ITS TO PROVE YOU TOOK MY MUTHAFUCKIN’ CHALLENGE, YOU DID NOT QUIT, YOU A SIDEWALK-CRACKIN MUTHAFUCKA AND YOU TRAINED WITH THE REAL HARDCORE MUTHAFUCKIN’ IRON ADDICT ATHLETES AT METROFLEX."[/quote]
2,500 dollars to accept a muthafuckin challenge. Sounds promising. I’m sold now.
It annoys me to no end that the Learn to Train Seminars run by Elite FTS charge a fraction of the price CT is asking for tickets to his pure pish seminar.
Plus, all profits from Learn to Train go to charity whilst this is just to line the pockets of a youtube celebrity.
[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:
It annoys me to no end that the Learn to Train Seminars run by Elite FTS charge a fraction of the price CT is asking for tickets to his pure pish seminar.
Plus, all profits from Learn to Train go to charity whilst this is just to line the pockets of a youtube celebrity. [/quote]
Why?
[quote]mbdix wrote:
[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:
It annoys me to no end that the Learn to Train Seminars run by Elite FTS charge a fraction of the price CT is asking for tickets to his pure pish seminar.
Plus, all profits from Learn to Train go to charity whilst this is just to line the pockets of a youtube celebrity. [/quote]
Why?[/quote]
lolderp
Cause CT asking for a ludicrous amount of money sheerly for profit is bullshit when the quality and content seems to be lacking when compared to the highly regarding Learn to Train series, which not only asked for only 900 bucks (old source so correct me if i’m wrong) and all profits when to charity.
Dude. First of all I don’t think his cert means shit. But, why are you pissed about a guy trying to use his publicity to make some cheddar. Arnold did it back in the day before he became famous, and made a lot of money putting his name behind things that were otherwise worthless. Countless Pro Bodybuilders back supplements that aren’t packing on the muscle they claim they do by using those supplements. It’s called capitalism
[quote]mbdix wrote:
Dude. First of all I don’t think his cert means shit. But, why are you pissed about a guy trying to use his publicity to make some cheddar. Arnold did it back in the day before he became famous, and made a lot of money putting his name behind things that were otherwise worthless. Countless Pro Bodybuilders back supplements that aren’t packing on the muscle they claim they do by using those supplements. It’s called capitalism[/quote]
No one’s hating… just discussing.