ohhh right, yeah. This guy was the anorexic dunking guy!
Christ, isn’t that thread a hundred years old? Crazy that these people come back.
It’s like when one troll leaves it creates a vacuum that has to be filled. That shreddedbaby kid’s gone so now this guy’s back
Ya, man, it’s nuts. It’s like there’s an international trolling agency that efficiently fills any and all vacancies on the interwebs.
I just assume this happens:
Troll temp agency:
“Hello, Mr. Adarqui, sir. We have a temp troll position on T-Nation. Your prior experience will be quite helpful in trolling this site.”
Adarqui:
“Why of course, I’d love to troll these folks some more. Anorexia again?”
TTA:
“No, pretend to be a squat expert while posting yourself quarter squatting. Talk about being a certified expert on biomechanics”
A:
“Fantastic, the videos are already loaded on YouTube. It’ll be my pleasure”.
n=1. I think your assertion that many people just need to work harder is spot on. it’s not true for everyone though.
do you think you can adequately refute the content of this article? I don’t see how you can look at these skeletal images and suggest that all people should squat the same when their structures vary so drastically.
Of course he can! He already did…with an anecdote of his personal experience…
While providing you with a satisfactory response means a great deal to me, i’ve currently stepped out of the office for my lunch break. Hopefully I will be able to provide you with a detailed response very shortly.
Thank you so much for your patience.
“Here at Adarqui Air, we do our best to be condescending under the mask of politeness”
Must be Canadian.
Okay, Sir bro.
Also, I didn’t read everything you wrote because these long replies with “sciency” bullshit ain’t needed. You can’t convince me that squat form will look the same for everyone, " Sir " .
Sir Bro, of House Broseph 1st of his Brahness.
Also, what the fuck is Watson’s deep learning platform?
You said “eh” to me today. It solidified my mental image of you.
Guys, don’t scare him away. I need his help.
I was inspired by the Health Satori Project and decided to make up my own science, so I came up with an immune system challenge. I made 3 gallons of yogurt out of e-coli bacteria and ate one gallon a day for 3 days. It worked really well at first. My temperature went way up (a good sign, right?) then crashed. After a couple weeks of IV cipro and zithromycin I’m pretty much as good as new except for a couple of things.
My bones have the consistency of sidewalk chalk, which makes it difficult to squat. I also get a little bit of yellowish ichor leakage from my belly button that has the consistency of cottage cheese any time my intra abdominal pressure increases.
I’m hoping he can hook me up with a solution. Last time I tried squatting my spine compressed 3 inches and I lost 2 lbs. of yellow goo.
100% potato diet for a month. That’ll be $199 or 4 installments of $75.
That doesn’t cost enough.
I should also mention that when my belly squirts,it sounds like a contrabassoon with a lisp.
Any help with that?
Hmmm, try PIIHB? That’ll be an additional $199 or 4 installments of $75. Perhaps next time we should do a phone consultation for $500/hr?
I meet Jay Schroeder. I worked out with him once. He is the biggest dick ever. Also he does not squat with his athletes. so you are using a coach to teach how to squat when he himself does not squat.
I have typed up a variety of responses and have come to the conclusion that “Yes, Abandon” is the way to go here.
Only adarqui can come into a troll thread that’s already been completely trainwrecked and out troll the OP troll